RE: https://mastodon.social/@h4ckernews/116144722292525450 This is so fucking stupid

Good morning BSides SEA. I’ll be presenting at 3pm on A New Hope for layering defenses. Come for the Star Wars references, stay for the collaboration.

~Hannibal Lector~ RFK Jr. wants you to eat liver, if you're too poor for steak

"...sometimes you have to" What the actual fuck?

Discovered that I have a 9'x13' conference banner/display sitting in my home office from my previous company that got acquired Totally going to take it outside when it gets warmer and use it as a Zoom backdrop

Nine steps from the door to the clock

I don't even want AI to make video games look better _screeches from his cave of amassed trash compute_

Watching one of our best red teams battle with his own soul cause I'm asking him to focus on artefact creation rather than defense evasion or trade craft. Like, what kinds of things inhibit these techniques, let's see which ones the customer has in play and how well they are integrated with the […]

America prevails

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Reading the V For Vendetta 30th anniversary edition Man, the Fate AI system and the current bullshit in the news...

AI developers who were willing to cause a hiring crisis and make workers and customers more miserable suddenly shocked their money is coming from unscrupulous military leaders who want just to use it for concentration camps and dubious military strikes.

Good morning from Australia, where I rolled up to the airport less than an hour before my flight, am on the plane without showing a single ID or bio besides my boarding pass at the gate, checked my bag for free, am logged into the free WiFi, and will get breakfast on the 1 hour economy flight […]

anyone want to help me track down an old DOS game from when i was a puppy? it was an interactive storybook that was jungle book themed, but i don't think it was specifically the Disney jungle book, and it may have had other storybooks bundled as part of the game. there was a recurring motif or […]

RE: https://infosec.exchange/@mttaggart/116127568880860803 Yesss! I really don't want to do Nextcloud, this would be ideal

A farmer trained a chicken to understand the human timescale. She created a little show she took to county fairs for an extra buck. For one ticket, the audience could bring their own items and the chicken could indicate between them which were new and which were vintage or at least nostalgic […]

Does burning the candle at both ends eventually mean you'll make ends meet?

RE: https://toot.community/@openculture/116121151545194459 My brain stopped reading before the word "Cream" in the headline. Was trying to figure out how Thomas Jefferson fit into the Ice Ice Baby lore

Wonder if this still works

Has anyone modern tried trepanning for migraines? Asking for a me...

The Times New Resistance font is a work of art. https://www.abbyhaddican.com/times-new-resistance

As mentioned before, I hate bringing this up because I have no evidence or expertise here, just a gut feeling. But I just can't help feeling like, aside from everything else aside about LLM chatbots, they're quickly becoming the leaded gasoline of our time. Something doing real damage to human […]

The "Inventory: The Game" aspect of archiving works to my local network is the most appealing to me No, I do not want to automate away hand-selecting files and renaming them to fit a naming schema

mfs be like "born too late to explore the world 😢" does openstreetmap look complete to you? get working

Oh, you're proposing a bill for child safety? Turn over all of your electronic devices for forensic exploration, THEN the bill can be introduced

Nobel laureate invents machine that pulls 1,000 liters of water from air daily Cool, how much does it cost, and when can it be shipped to my house? #solarpunk https://interestingengineering.com/innovation/omar-yaghi-water-harvesting-machine

The old world is dying, and the new world struggles to be born; now is the time of unimaginably stupid shit every fucking day

The inflammation is going to be fun today

ugh. hetzner just announced a pretty significant price increase. I'm going to have to start some serious downsizing before that happens😕

Ufff its so exciting we can't not share it. Please bear with us, but here's the first few scheduled events and more will be added continuously from now on: https://pretalx.com/bsidesluxembourg-2026/schedule/ The #bsidesluxembourg2026 schedule! #community #bsides #yay :)

My fucking phone has delayed a calendar notification from a non-Google calendar app for almost two hours, because for those two hours the phone was lying still. #android

Lol, our county is the neat carve out there. No snow for us

Watching Brazil with the spouse. Her first time, my second I fucking love this movie

Currently in one of my favorite states: Painfully full of potatoes

RE: https://mstdn.social/@MaryAustinBooks/115905315384565787 Wonder if I can do this even with my Long Covid ass

There's something rewarding about refilling a small, convenient Great Value maple syrup jug using syrup sourced from a local maple farm less than 3 miles from our house

RE: https://mstdn.social/@ComicContext/115666964598351546 _Fisto voice_ Assume the position