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The director of Melania movie

this is INSANE

“This weekend, Amazon is premiering its $75 million Melania Trump documentary. It already seems to be a flop,” a post in r/BoycottUnitedStates explained. “We're going to add insult to injury by messing up Melania's Amazon search results." Right now, Melania: Devourer of Men is an Amazon bestseller.

Thank you @404media.co for your attention to this matter!

the choice is clear

Amazon paid $37 million to market its Melania movie. I've spent $0 on my Melania book, and it's free. Will my book do better than Amazon's movie? Yes, if you buy it. It's free. www.amazon.com/dp/B07HN9XC1H

friend of mine is an undocumented immigrant and has been hiding in Melania theaters bc he knows people assume no one is in there

I can't believe it. You guys have pushed this book to #3 on the bestsellers list. AND IT'S STILL RISING. This is INSANE THANK YOU

I'm the author of Melania: Devourer of Men. This weekend, I've made my book FREE so that it can help bury this new Melania documentary in Amazon search results. It's already moving up the charts. If you want to help, get your free copy here: www.amazon.com/dp/B07HN9XC1H

The best time to stop Trump was 2009-2012, but no one was held accountable. Not for Iraq, or 2008 crash, or torture. Accountability prevents future abuse. If the US is to continue in any form, we MUST have accountability for current abuses. Anything less is effectively the end of the nation.

Idea for struggling movie theaters: game nights. let gamers rent by the hour so they can throw their Xbox up on the big screen

if Netflix buys WB... will they release the Batgirl movie? It's been sitting finished on a harddrive for years. And it has Michael Keaton as Batman. Let's do this

happy BILT day to all who celebrate

somebody PLEASE wear this in a pic with RFK, it will rule spinelessmedia.threadless.com/designs/illu...

AD-ROCK: Yo Ebenezer you gotta show re- BEASTIES: MORSE AD-ROCK: Redemption is not a mere matter of Beasties: COURSE MIKE D: We’ll show you Bob Cratchit’s not a lazy BEASTIES: MOOCHER MCA: We’re Christmas Past MIKE D: Christmas Present BEASTIES: AND CHRISTMAS FUTURE

There should be a Subway Etiquette Patrol and if they catch you talking on speakerphone they take your phone and give you a book to read for the rest of the ride

you either die a villain or live long enough to see yourself become the hero

LOLOL even *MY* book sold more than this, and my book is called FORBIDDEN LOVESEAT: A JD VANCE & USHA NOVEL I am not joking

currently selling better than Nuzzi's book: www.amazon.com/dp/B0D1CHTX11

Applied for a job today. "Login with LinkedIn?" Oh yes, sure, that would be great. I'm sure it'll save me tons of ti- "Please fill out your work history" MFER WHAT IS THE POINT OF LOGGING IN W LINKEDIN

Lots of talk about the failure of Biden & Merrick Garland to succesfully prosecute Team Trump, & how that failure led to this current moment. And that's true. But we don't talk enough about how Obama's failure to prosecute Bush-era torturers paved the way for the modern ICE gestapo. HUGE failure

has ANYONE from the Epstein files faced any actual repurcussions yet?

gotta wonder what Megan Kelly's 14 year old daughter thinks about this

I know this isn't how it works but I have this dream of the tech/AI bubble firmly & resoundingly popping, Tesla going belly up, & people rising & demanding that all those 100s of billions of dollars finally go to building strong, sustainable communities instead of speculative ventures for the rich

'Avatar' apologists are the funniest people to me bc they're like "it has great anti-colonial politics" which I guess is true but also it completely fails to make an impact. You would be better off printing out posts from the Decolonial Atlas and handing them out to people on the street

The *EASIEST* way to win midterms is: Prosecute corruption Money out of politics Accountability for ICE

going through my daily LinkedIn Job Alert email with a half-dozen "jobs"...

@o7rise.bsky.social Can I get my other account off that list? Folks are blocking me and I am... not a conservative. DM me plz.

Something I still wonder about the United Healthcare CEO shooter: If you told me "the CEO is speaking at a conference in a hotel at 7AM," I would assume that the CEO was staying *at* the hotel. But the shooter waited *outside* the hotel... he ssemed to know that the CEO was staying elsewhere. How?

When you see what you want, you go out and get it

Why I DON'T want to work in Journalism: In the last 4 months, I've interviewed & completed an edit test for one of the world's top publishers I've also performed at a comedy club. The publisher ghosted on me and still owes me $ for the edit test. The comedy club paid me w/in a week

I am CACKLING with glee

Chuck Schumer should do the honorable thing and resign. Andrew Cuomo should do the honorable thing and perform seppuku

Go to Amazon Search for 'Usha Vance' You WILL NOT BELIEVE what the top result is !!!!

Melania: Devourer of Men (2018)

somebody call 3-1-1 shorty's car keeps beeping on the dance floor whoa-oooh-oh

Look, it's tempting to speculate & giggle, but we all know that JD has only one true love

I can't really see a future for Hakeem Jeffries in the Democratic party. He's shown himself to be utterly useless and an obstacle to achieving the changes we need. Like, by all means, he can have his precious pro-corporate politics, but I am focused on WINNING

Make Actions Have Consequences Again

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if Trump is so powerful, how come he won't go after Trump? The one guy who seems to get away with everything... I know I, and the NY Times Editorial Board, would have a lot of respect for Trump if he could finally take this guy down

yeah, this is a real hard one