"kids today don't want s*x scenes in movies" Well, contrary to popular belief, there might be *more* s*x scenes now than there used to be. That's slightly true of Best Picture Oscar-nominated films

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if Trump is so powerful, how come he won't go after Trump? The one guy who seems to get away with everything... I know I, and the NY Times Editorial Board, would have a lot of respect for Trump if he could finally take this guy down

I was all but FIRED from an agenda-setting center-left podcast because I deigned to call Trump "fascist" in a script, this is such bullshit

yeah, this is a real hard one

"he was so BRAVE for bringing DEBATE and FREE SPEECH to these oppresive COLLEGE CAMPUSES" bitch where were you when Columbia brought the POLICE in because someone held up a "Free Palestine" sign?

Broke: "I can't believe [brainless liberal pundit] is praising Charlie Kirk! Outrageous!" Bespoke: "I can't believe we're not using this opportunity to post "TRUMP KILLED CHARLIE OVER EPSTEIN FILES"

using your thumbs and index fingers, make a rectangle, like you're a Hollywood director framing a shot. See that rectangle? That's how big phones should be

Yes, it would be terrible if sensationalism and hyperbole were used against the famously forthright Republican party

Other airlines: no no, it's not a social class thing. We call it "Delta One" or "Mint" or "Premium" Virgin Atlantic: it's called Upper Class innit

We will end up right back in this situation again if we do anything less ambitious than full land back, a thorough denazification, and a plurinational reconstruction led from the bottom up by oppressed peoples

Starting a new astrology based on your birth day of the week. "Oh you're a Tuesday baby? Sorry I'm a Saturday, we're totally incompatible"

Covid confirmed "the crunchy woo left" as deeply reactionary and it's odd that we've never really dealt with that

Call a transphobe's wife by her maiden name and suddenly they care about deadnaming

Are there any Dems who think the world would be *worse* today if Bernie had won in 2016?

imagine the future: everyone spends all day selling productivity software to each other. it's beatuiful

ok but seriously why not

only $12.50?

Maybe Trump is dead or maybe this is just viral marketing from the prosecco industry

"why aren't the Democrats doing more to resist? Oh gee maybe it's bc the actual groups that would mount a resistance have been undermined, surveilled, and sold-out by the corporate wing and now lack the means to organize

The Nobel Peace Prize should go to Iran for ignoring Trump's attack. They saved the world.

Cuomo ride the subway bitch

Hi, I'm calling about the video producer role with TIT V

an old TweetDeck feature that I wish @deck.blue offered: the ability to view another user's home feed, i.e., to see what they see in their feed. Enlightening.

I apply for a lot of jobs, and it weirds me out when they ask for my home address. Like... why? They're not going to mail me anything, and if I ever get the job, I'm going to have to fill that info out again. So... why are they asking?

I assume management is asking all of us to RTO bc they want us to meet in person, right? Which means this meeting couldn't have been an email or a deck, right? So the deal should be: we'll RTO. They'll stop making decks and sending emails.

Upper East Side, here we come

y'all I got 3 more job rejections this week (including 1 that I really wanted). I'm qualified for all of these, but these rejections never come with an explanation. It's been years of this and I'm losing my mind. What do I do?

Harry Truman

I'll believe that corporate Dems are our allies when they do literally anything to help us

Going to hold you to this Richie Torres

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"Don't give King George a reason!" would have kept America a colony

GENERAL STRIKE!!

"Were the protestors being mean to the police?" is the "what was she wearing?" of social progress, a framing that normalizes the actions of the aggressor and puts the onus on the victims

It's time for a general strike.

"Peaceful protest" is a misnomer, taught by the state to divide resistance. Even in the (very few) cases where it worked as taught, it worked bc it exploited the shame of a middle class that no longer exists and no longer feels ashamed of its cruel ambitions. Stop peace policing. Let's win together.

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has anyone in history ever actually refilled a pen

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every reddit post is like "What's a line from a movie that everyone thinks is funny but when you hear it you're reminded of your ex who left you for a professional juggler?" and then every response is just "My WIIIIIFE"

You should be able to vote for the next Pope if you've read James Joyce

Hearing that before he killed the Pope, JD Vance gifted him a copy of this book...

it is done, @edzitron.com #StopGalloway

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