There should really be snowman building and snowball fight in the Winter Olympics

This is just insane. It’s only a matter of time before DHS kills another innocent person here. (clip via MPR and @davidjbier.bsky.social on X)

We are absolutely going to see sold out theaters for the Melania doc this weekend with zero actual people attending…

I wrote this song on Saturday, recorded it yesterday and released it to you today in response to the state terror being visited on the city of Minneapolis. It’s dedicated to the people of Minneapolis, our innocent immigrant neighbors and in memory of Alex Pretti and Renee Good. Stay free

Give the entire ICE budget to teachers.

Media needs to start prefacing every statement from this administration with “Known and Frequent Liars say…”

The media person tasked with TikTok ads for the new Melania movie knew exactly what they were doing by leaving comments on…

They murder a man in cold blood and wait around to watch him die. There is no hell hot enough. Abolish DHS. Impeach, convict, remove. Trials as soon as possible.

Arrest the ice officers now.

Ice officers answer the question of what if a school shooter didn’t go through with it and instead barely graduated high school and got their dream job.

Box office failure recently has been attributed mostly to the cost of the theater but it seems like a big factor is that so many people don’t have the emotional energy to spend on dark and sad movies. The first 28 years later was both (& great) but it’s hard to sell sad in a depressing world.

#AbolishICE I guess AI is good for generating something...

A little levity in awful times: My wife was homeschooled and then went to an all girl private high school. The topic of pooping at school came up and she is flabbergasted that me and all of my public school friends responded that we tried our damndest to never take a shit at school. Anyone else? 🚽

If one tech/software company went all in on being AI free and had good data and privacy policies they could crush much in the same way “organic” became a premium feature for food. They could even probably charge more by NOT investing in and forcing AI on their users.

If you're taking to the streets to protest, know your rights.

Abolish ICE.

BREAKING: WATCH the full 60 Minutes CECOT segment here. This was sent to me anonymously. It appears to be the segment CBS' Bari Weiss killed. www.muellershewrote.com/p/watch-the-...

Per NY Times’s Michael Grynbaum on X, this is Sharyn Alfonsi’s email to her “60 Minutes” colleagues in full:

“My car’s making a weird noise, the warning lights are on, and it shakes over 50 mph. I’m driving it to the mechanic.” MAGA: “Your car’s fine if it drives! Wait until it won’t start to drive it in, you dumb liberal.” That’s basically every MAGA comment under posts about the #NoKings protest.

A good way to know that someone shouldn’t win a Peace prize is if people are fearful of what that person will do if they don’t win the prize.

the president of the united states wants to use the american military to kill american citizens on american soil. that's the whole story!

Dear rich liberals, can you please buy some of the media and social media networks? Having them all owned by right wing billionaires is not going well.

Trying to cancel my Hulu/disney+ and the cancel subscription button just times out without canceling 🤔

When people dismiss historical atrocities like slavery as “a different time” and culturally acceptable back then, I think they are just excusing themselves for current atrocities like targeting trans people & immigrants. Eventually they’ll claim now was a different time and they didn’t know better.

I keep seeing the media say crime is down but people feel like it is up without mentioning the role of phone notifications and social media like Nextdoor, Ring Alerts, and Facebook Groups that not only make people more aware of any crime nearby they wouldn’t have known about in the past… (1/3)

What if instead of pivoting to another network or streamer Colbert starts campaigning for president? He might have a good shot… #Colbert2028 🤷🏻‍♂️

Is there a term for when the subject matter or message of a movie/album/show (that’s been years in the making) serendipitously drops during a window in culture where it is extremely relevant or people are just very open to its vibes/message? Like Black Panther, Ted Lasso, Folklore, Andor, Superman?

#nokings & #nokrangs

Especially if you're on the fence about it, protest today. Fascism is isolating and lonely. Its very goal is to make you feel like you're the only person unwilling to accept a cult of personality. On days like today you fully realize there are more of us than there are them. You will feel better.

Impeach Trump, abolish ICE, and hold all of these people accountable.

There is too much news newsing today, we are way over the limit

Today they have crossed a deep red line. We, the people, must hold the president and his appointees accountable for this outrageous abuse against American liberty.

🚨 Secretary Noem basically said that her agency is now dedicated to forcible regime change…in American cities and states. There 👏🏽 is 👏🏽 a 👏🏽 name 👏🏽 for 👏🏽 this

Abolish Ice

Real missed opportunity for Pope Leo to not be introduced on that balcony to this jam youtu.be/6HYj-uV9NGc

New Chicago pope gonna make Italy switch to deep dish 🍕

It would be a lot more exciting if the new pope was just randomly selected from anyone that was forced to do first communion as a kid.

Disney should really consider rereleasing Rogue 1 in theaters the week after #Andor is done.

It's always felt odd to me that people often talk about needing more affordable housing, instead of talking more about people not being paid enough to afford regular housing in the first place.

+1 for Sinners being great

Hear me out, maybe the best Star Wars watch order: Andor season 1 & 2 Rogue One Original Trilogy Mandalorian season 1 & 2 And end there. If you need more Star Wars after that go back to: Prequels Clone Wars Solo Obi-Wan Rebels Boba Fett Mando S3 Ahsoka Skeleton Crew And end there (for now)

Rewatched the original Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie this week and noticed that the plot is basically the outcast Turtles fighting a gang of teens red pilled by Shredder…

Return Kilmar Abrego Garcia and every person “deported” to the outsourced concentration camp in El Salvador.

Here to report that the Vegyn remix album of Air’s Moon Safari released for Record Store Day is fantastic open.spotify.com/album/091tPF...

He's not playing chess. He's not even playing checkers. He's been playing tic-tac-toe his whole life and mostly losing. The only times he “wins” are when he cheats or when his opponents worry that a loss will trigger a toddler level tantrum from him and his followers. A time out is long overdue.

This is disgusting and disgraceful. Full on fascism.

Taking all of my money out of the stock market and investing in dental clinic futures.

The biggest thing we need to do is let people know that the protests are FUN. Yelling fuck the man is fun. You will meet fun people. We also need to make them more fun. Bring grills like the French. Bring instruments like it’s Mardi Gras. Give people a reason to spend their weekend in the streets.