HOUDINI WINNING BEST CHOREO AT THE VMAs LAST NIGHT!! I KNOW THASSSS RIGHT Charm La’Donna !!!!! Worth all the bruises!!!! We have come so far and got more to goooo Thank youuuuu for all the ❤️ and support!!!! 🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈

How we doin fam

Are whimsy and fun legal on this website yet

He’s destroying Twitter lmao

Coming to this website to escape the finally confirmed dua lipa news. How’re things going?

Im Back. All the Luka tweets are bringing me to crippling sadness on the other platform

Let them.

One does not simply flim flam the zim zam

Fellas ; looks like I’m on track to lose my citizenship by end of week ,, where do move next?

I hope the price of eggs does go up

The people on Twitter are so fucking stupid

Does anyone want to share their Apple TV credentials with me

Pooped my pants and me being sick had nothing to do with it

I hate giving Stafford the ball here

Im watching the stream on an Idaho stream. Gotta say some of these local business ads make it seem like Idaho is a different country

Snow has started falling in Philly

Can AI mute all of my speakers whenever Kevin hart is on tv

Jake Elliott’s going to be a problem

Something must’ve changed between 2007 and 2022. Because the hotel staff are so nice to Jason Segel. When I went to Hawaii they kept calling me white boy. I’m not even white

Watching forgetting Sarah Marshall

oh, youre here from tik tok? (chuckle's lightly ) Is that like reddit for babies

I’m very sick rn , so watching movies until the games starts. Ideas? Must be on Max or Disney+ w/hulu

Hearing rumors Elon in talks to buy the federal reserve…. Wow… can anyone verify?

Yes I want 36 month financing on my $2,500 couch!!

I took an online LSAT and got a perfect score. Didn’t there to be so many pictures but that does explains some lawyers I guess

Anyone financing BBLs? New product in mind - ass backed lending

What’s up bluesky? What kind of trouble is everyone getting into today?

Alphaholic1 is more than a pseudonym. It’s a nom de guerre

Lmao they said “build back shittier”

The comments below are about how he’s not funny and how he better had not been a Trump voter. This place is fucking miserable

If they ban tik tok where will I get my personal finance advice from

Buddy I’m just the assistant vice president, you’re gonna have to take that up the vice president

Describing someone as a “top” banker is kind of homophobic. Bad work from FT

I have 408 followers. At 1K I’ll self doxx and ruin someone else’s reputation.

No dieworkwear here. Thank god

New platform, so pivoting my brand. My spicy links in bio

Bluesky TL: the world is a dark messy place Twitter TL: this guy gooned so hard he died

Want to apologize to anyone I may have offended

Bop house needs to go on the Chinese tik tok. It’ll be like Gorbachev walking into a super market.

[putting on my Greg Blotnick face as I join BSky) At peace with the world and at war with yourself At war with the world and at peace with yourself

Zuckerberg wouldn’t have suspended me for saying what I said.

Zoomers went from “mullets” as the haircut of the day to the “Baron Trump” - this shift will be studied

Suspended from Twitter. I hope I receive treatment from the good people on bluesky. Here to post!!!

I’ve run out of posting. I had my years as a power poster. Now I am Vince Carter on the mavericks

@deus01.bsky.social do you know who did this

Doing a bit where I get dinner with TD Bank and keep on getting them mixed up with BNP

What’s everyone copping this Black Friday?

We’ve seen everyone else posting this, but we’re just a chill guy too

Read about LBJ for six months and then pulled off a coup to kick out and replace the commissioner of our 10 year old fantasy football league and replace him with.. myself as the commissioner