An underrated movie, although the decisions to kill off newt and hicks stopped the opportunity to change the direction of this story.

A team still relying on runs from Labuschagne and Khawaja, who realistically are about 5 years on from Test level, was always going to be flakey. Greens reaction to high pace, and Heads dismissal, were instructive. Looks like this could be over by morning on ashes Day three!

So basically, Australia have a world class pace attack and a ropey batting line up. And England have the same, though maybe a little better in each area. I wonder out of the 25 days ashes test cricket scheduled, whether it’ll reach 15 days in total.

Thoughts and prayers to those with Sunday Ashes tickets.

“As is Alan Forrest.” 😂

Currently looking at Bluesky whilst simultaneously being on a google meet call. Leadership.

Two likely outcomes here. 1) this will be tedious 2) the internet will, in actual fact, remain intact.

Jameis Wilson, in a clutch moment, is the best defensive option available.

Controversial opinion, but other than appealing to a younger audience, there was little relevance in Little Mix being represented in the BBCs Girlbands documentary. Girls Aloud would have made more sense. Obviously the big topic of the day.

Jesus Christ. Nipples for hands galore for the Packers today. Umph

He seems so healthy and normal.

Actually listened to a new album,start to end, for the first time in about eleven years. Considering I probably listened to a new album every three days for the previous twenty years, it’s a bizarre state of events. It was The Charlatan’s new album. Would definitely recommend

So is Martin O’Neil not the saviour anymore? Just the doddering manager of a team of overpaid mentality miniatures?

Jesus, we’ve got a lot of work to do over the coming years to get Scotland coefficient up again. It’s really all on Hearts to save a nation now. It would be good if Celtic and Rangers showed some ambition.

I know there’s been a reluctance to play “Freak”, but if I’d gone to a Radiohead gig and they hadn’t played “Street Spirit “, I’d have been surprised. www.theguardian.com/music/2025/n...

The old firm really are pony. That Celtic are in ET after having 10 men advantage for that long says everything. Cast them aside.

Of course presumptive, but I suspect if Hearts win the league this season, and Celtic out of the Champions league again, this much vaunted financial model of theirs will start to come under greater pressure. I’m not convinced their fans understand their financial situation fully.

Still unbeaten. Can’t win every game and at the end of the day, great teams grind it out where they can. Onwards.

Celtic fan from Kilmarnock on SSB saying getting ‘ole’d’ at Tynecastle is ‘infuriating’. Great stuff, would listen again x

Actually, I thought we’d won 4-0 so I’m actually just disappointed 😂

Interesting to see that things have moved on from “Jamestown won’t change anything” to “everyone has analytics” to “yeah but what have Brighton won?” The terror. Brighton are playing in a league where every team is wealthier than Celtic and becomes more so each season. They’re a success story..

Park the bus MFers!

I fully expect Celtic to get at least a draw, and history tells me that they tend to rebound hard next week. But the reality is there’s never a good time to play them, you just have to play them. And with the right tactics, the right mentality and perform to our best, we should feel positive.

History says to be wary of going in to a Celtic match overconfident. But we’re top of the league, so fuck it. And Celtic fans are too busy writing statements to each other about how shit their life is. I mean it is, you probably live in a shithole, but it’s not because of your team.

Best of luck with the marathon, @niallharbison.bsky.social. (I refuse to use X anymore!) One piece of advice - get familiar with use of energy gels early on; they’ll be critical once your body starts drawing on depleted reserves during the mid to later stages of the run.

Yo sushi for dinner after a day of painting. Get it right up yer.

Sometimes I complete the LinkedIn puzzles. Often, I crush them and feel like the captain of industry I should feel like. Other times, I’m humbled by my stupidity.

Holy smokes, there will struggle to be as much beer consumed in Edinburgh as there will be tonight.

Superb stuff Hearts. Any win at that heap is to be cherished. No idea what this season will bring, but there’s something about the club again.

Presuming it’s 30 mins for time added at Ibrox.

Is there anything quite the dickhead like a retired man playing a gold medal on a Sunday morning? The last available location where the soon to depart can exhibit their shit behaviours in public.

Gunn, Clark and Kelly as the options for Scotlands keeper. Absolute riches.

Billy does not speak for all viewers.

Heroic last 11 mins from Rangers. Martin must stay.

I’m assuming they’re not singing “No Surrender” tonight.

Two episodes in on 007 Road to a million S2. Slightly different format, still a good watch, but they’ve got a couple of right dickheads on this time.

Am on annual leave this week, and have coincided it with a bank holiday Monday like the genius I am. Will naturally still remain full to brim with fear, loathing and self doubt, but at least im off whilst doing that.

Bring it home Tommy.

Just watched Jurassic Park Rebirth. Dear god no. Even Hollywood A listers are horrendous in it.

Once again, @hmfc-france.bsky.social with the most dramatic posts on the progress of Hearts matches. Always a fun read (and thank god for good and press translate on Iphone).

Come on. Bring this home and kick on from here.

Just had to panic complete the puzzles on LinkedIn to keep my streak going. A concerning moment.

Generally wish most Scottish teams well in Europe- it helps the coefficient. But if it’s clear when they’re going to lose, that shifts for a desire to see them horsed.

Currently dealing with with old person vs old person friendship beef. Old people have weird beef.

Just rolls off the tongue that.

Notable update: @pizzaexpressuk.bsky.social now qualify as elite-tier for delivery pizza. Unexpected, but the facts speak for themselves.

Hearts sign a new right back, that almost no one has any awareness of, but has clearly ticked the internal analytics boxes (and that’s good enough for me as it happens). Ten minutes later and cue the YouTube and Wikipedia experts complaining.

A more appropriate punishment would be for the perpetrator to stay in Peterborough for three months.

Very little sympathy for Celtic fans complaining about police behaviour and claiming they’re beyond reproach, then signing off “until the last rebel”. Likewise Rangers complaining about the club calling out their own fans BS. Europe is the way these teams stay in business. Threaten that and be gone.