@marf.dog why are you so popular?

Can someone help me make friends here cus I'm getting tired of Twitter

They know EXACTLY what they're doing

Elon saying it was a good idea was the last straw

I want McCreamy to McCream me

Good morning to everyone, especially this minor league baseball team.

Your welcome btw

How can you resist the Dairy Daddies mascot McCreamy?

Made the Bluesky AD

"What you got there?" "A [weed] pen!" "NO!!!!"

Paw pheromones~! YCH with Keea who jumped onto the opportunity to get high off of Socks' socks~

The one time I try to be sfw and y'all be like "NO BITCH BE LEWD"

Me trying to decide if I want to be lewd on this account or just appreciate the lewd

they wouldn't let me in

I'm here to say my boyfriend is adorbs

Well I guess I'm here now!