if you don't watch this I'm gonna send smudge kat round to spend the night keeping you awake... you really don't want that... just watch and share the show. 🤨

... when your partner is on her hands and knees in the hall playing with the cat to "wear him out" 😏

Just uploading it now. It will be live at 9am tomorrow

just finished recording with @heatherherbert.uk for her YouTube channel... part of the ship part of the crew... I Grinch it went quite well 🤔

chief polycule™️ researcher @heatherherbert.uk is hard at work preparing for a new video... what will it be about? only one way to find out... like, well, watch it basically... 🤷

it's a genuine photo, I saw her taking it 🤷

Got the post- Christmas blues? 😢 Don’t worry, this summer we have European Congress on Odonatology 2026 to look forward to, will take place for the very first time in Poland! www.trollslandeforeningen.se/aktivitet/eu...

thanks @heatherherbert.uk my wonderful partner for a fantastic chilled weekend and amazing omelette for breakfast 🥰😋😊💖😘

BREAKING: PM Keir Starmer responds to U.S. acts of war in Venezuela

well spank me with a spatula would you look at these babies! ... but seriously... spanky time please 😇

... the year is 2036 and Donald trump's reanimated corpse has just announced the successful invasion of berryden Poundland's carpark citing the fact that he personally coated those raisins in his own yogurt as justification...

😱😱😱 THE GRINCHES... I MEAN RUSSIANS... I MEAN COVIDS... I MEAN GRINCHES ARE COMING... I MEAN... well... it's a bit of snow people 🤦

some people feed off the vulnerable and when they are used up, they move on to their next emotionally vampiric feed. nurturing a vulnerable soul is a choice, you do it, or you don't. abuse is a choice, you do it, or you don't. end of fucking list.

don't judge people by how they react to your kind words, to your help, to your efforts to improve their lives, judge them on how they respond when you are hurting from it and put a few words out of place.

This is not the worst innuendo Chakotay has been involved in

one of smudge's ancestors from the future 🤷

... oh yeah... one year sober was 2 days ago... now to celebrate... hooray. that is all.

regular reminder: if you hurt the people I love, you become my enemy. that's a fucking stupid chain of events, you don't want to start that one.

as a disabled person, not standing well is... well my specialty really, some can stand not well better than me, but honestly, I'm pretty good at it. unfortunately for the last couple of days I've had to do lots of standing, which, doesn't actually improve things in the slightest... 🤔

it's a long way to be sure... looks like I need to change the location for home now: bearcave back Hilton Aberdeen. 🤘🐻

so what caused the fatal illness? she couldn't be told... she just literally couldn't be told... ah I see, a right Herbert 🤔

smudge kat having been tossed out of the attic twice, given stern words, looks AND hisses... finally thinks better of it and fucks off outside, giving me well needed space to not accidentally drop boxes on or lock him up there... dude must be on like, life 7 already 🤦

there is no separation between emotional violence and physical violence, the second is the symptom of the first, not a separate entity. many people are violent but choose to ignore it in themselves because they haven't PHYSICALLY hurt someone. that makes you a bigger cunt because you're also a liar.

abi dragon has a new girlfriend in her dragoncule... meet... SHERBERT!!! 😊

some look on in HORROR!!! some FAINT IN SHOCK!!! some just RUN FOR THEIR LIVES!!! . . . IT'S A TRUE XMAS MIRACLE!!! a trans person has just come out of their cishet white male pale stale jelly baby shell, it's the birth of a saved soul 💖 merry Xmas to all you cunts!!! 🤘🐻

if in doubt Grinch and bear it, happy Xmas from the back Hilton massive 🫂

attention seekers the Xmas special in a flat near you in Scotland tonight 🤷

I literally snort-laughed!! 😂

having a stir fry with my wonderful partner @heatherherbert.uk with Xmas music in the background 💖

I don't think I'm Mary fucking Poppins but I totally fucking am...

careful what you wish for but there's always options if your wish turns bad, nothing ventured nothing lost but at least you know what you left behind and the return journey won't be so hard this time.

I decided all women are bitches and wanted to give the shit out for a change 🤷

never expect someone to say "I love you" just because you say it to them, they are precious words, the gift of a soul to your care, they are not a sticking plaster for your insecurities and should never be forced, even if a person does love you, they aren't Pavlov's dog and you aren't in their head.

ok I stuffed the pussy... I mean fed the cat... this has temporarily ceased the meowing in a benign way and doesn't make me a "cat people" so please stop trying to make me join your cult. ... oosa smudgybooboo woo cutiekins mr mudge mudge mudge mudge woo...

people don't talk enough about the compatibility of love, in order for a relationship to work there has to be a level of successful interfacing and perception matching, for me that's largely about integrity of actions and directional flow.

day who cares in the polycule™️ house, Xmas food shopping got done and apparently someone called "poppybear" has "amazing big tits" 🙄

of the things I have sacrificed to be with the women I love, the greatest is possibly baths, a bath is actually essential for helping with my pain and mobility, never underestimate the importance of a bath to a disabled person.

Fair. Redact this guy.

this time she's going after Winnie the Pooh... 🤦

a grinch stands alone, facing Sophie Molly and her cishet white male pale stale army of jelly baby Xmas destruction... I hate to say it Sophie... but siding with the enemy AND killing Christmas... well it's a right cunty thing to do 🤷.

LOOK OUT!!! IT'S CIS HET WHITE MALE PALE and STALE!!! the damn evil jelly 6 babies of the apocalypse have come to... CANCEL XMAS!!! ... oh,wait, no... @sophiemolly.co.uk already did that... RIP Grinch 🥺😏 these jelly babies courtesy of @rkemp78.bsky.social 💜

what's so good about Sophie that glinner ain't posting my pics on the net??? 🤷

lol

someone killed Xmas... thanks Sophie it's a green dawn 🤨

day woteves in the polycule™️ house, poppy has just fed smudge who is now sitting in his cat tree watching the traffic go by, poppy is having instant coffee because she can't be fucked with the cafetiere, say's it's "fucking effort" or some shit, the rest of the house are asleep. 🙄

well it's time for night meds I guess, might treat myself to a deeper slumber than usual, think I've earned it... ah sleep... one of life's underrated little pleasures...

the only real differences between democracy and fascism as we know them are the amount of window dressing on the "justice system" and the amount of people the government feel it's ok to openly torture and kill in their own country, that's why one slides into the other so easily.

sometimes the reasons you thought you had fade and the reasons you thought you didn't grow. the cliché of the only constant being change rings true and right now that couldn't be more true of my feelings than ever before.

you don't have to be smart to manipulate people, you just have to hit upon the right dog whistle and repeat it add infinitum. you do have to be stupid however to keep on chasing the postman when he's holding a dog bone grenade.

I be chillin like... well... a trans girl really... 🤔