Support For The Following Regarding ICE: 92% for requiring body cams 86% for detention facilities to meet basic standards/human treatment 85% requiring DHS to verify someone is a non-citizen before arresting them 81% for independent investigations of DHS/ICE

RIP Tom Hagen. You were the only one Michael could really trust.

From the people who were butthurt Biden didn't want them spreading misinformation about Covid on Twitter or that a Senator's phone records were checked because of his potential involvement in a coup after a judge gave permission for the prosecutor to do so.

The suspension of habeas corpus is perhaps the most defining difference between US prisons and these camps. Guys on death row still have their right to habeas corpus.

Concentration camps differ from prisons in that one is an institution regulated by clear laws and the other is not. Prisoners in the US still have a right to habeas corpus; that right doesnt exist in concentration camps. People there can be held indefinitely with indeterminate status.

If the good lord made a drug that made you feel better than finding beef marked down because it was the sell-by date he kept that shit for himself. Once that meat hits the freezer it feels like it's time for a cigarette.

Fake News. Bovino the Great conquered Mpls like Napoleon conquered Russia. As is clearly visible here, Napoleon left Russia as a conqueror and the return to France was a promenade of Cognac, Croissants, and Creme Brulee. Big strong Frenchmen with tears in their eyes thanked him and called him sir...

Step back and ask yourself this: why on Earth would you tangle with an astronaut? People love astronauts. I like astronauts and explorers. I had the very best explorers, with gigantic hands that made Columbus's stumpy sausage fingers look like a doll's. Cabot was very popular!!!

Did anyone ever figure out exactly what that was that Meatloaf wouldn't do? I've needed closure on that for years.

Just when you thought it was only Labour. I mean, nine year olds. W.T.F.. Just a whiff of such an accusation -is enough to deserve serious public scrutiny. Look, whatever they say in public, behind the scenes these elites are deeply connected. Ossoff has it right: it's the Epstein class now.

Really curious to know, given that revocation of the nobility is a pretty big deal -especially for a former royal like Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor- exactly what the royals know. Because I suspect they know a lot, and they are rightly worried this scandal could bring down kings and presidents alike.

This feels like a big deal

Three thoughts on Massie. 1) he looks like a stereotype of a Kentuckian. 2) tangling with him may be something some people later regret. 3) he will likely get re-elected. Rooting him out of that district may not be impossible but it will not be easy either.

I'm still waiting for the name of the rogue staffer who shared racist memes on Trump's account. You see, I am all for making minions fall on swords, but you can't really offer us a head if you won't identify whose it is. Excusing the WH without someone at least taking a fall is just cowardly and sad

I'm glad I didn't have to deal with polling. I already knew the issues the English cared about -stopping a civil war & taxing the bejesus out of the rich. Besides, every day my Privy Council assured me that I was very popular!!! Srsly when TIPP matches RCP in double digies that's lulz.

If we're going to talk about who's the right skin color for Mycenean Greeks, then we should acknowledge that their skin was yellow and the had noses that are almost phallic. I mean, if this recent row is about accuracy....

This is straight up Gilded Age Social Darwinism. William Graham Sumner, a sociologist and advocate for Social Darwinism, gives a pretty eyebrow raising argument here when he says that equality is the enemy of liberty. Spicy hot take. Robber Barons loved this stuff.

Funny how the Rust Belt battlegrounds don't have ICE up their asses. What a headscratcher. Here's an illustration: Noem didn't think about Maine being a battleground for one election in particular: Collins. The Senator called her, and suddenly ICE leaves. Headscratcher. I guess we'll never know.

Odd that nearly every billionaire who buys a respectable news agency turns it into a clown show. Also odd that they are all deeply socially conservative, as if studies show that that particular voting bloc is the most responsive to authority. Never heard one talk about affording groceries tho. Odd.

He always waits til the market closes on Friday to say the craziest things knowing the TACO mentality will take back over by Monday when it opens.

I never thought I'd actually come to believe that there is really such a thing as a pedophile ring comprised of the world's most insanely powerful people doing things that would weird out Motley Crue.

What did ADHD people in cities do before DoorDash? We don't know, we can't know, because none survived. What do ADHD people in rural areas do?

Not many people know this, but I defeated the child murdering Yorkist Richard III with nothing but saliva, whistles, and shitty ham sandwiches from the gas station. And before I had him slaughtered in front of me, he gave me his Peace Prize. I was touched.

BTW there is accepted legal paperwork solidifying Denmarks claim to Greenland. It's a royal charter, same instrument that the English king used to claim his colonies.

I would do anything for love, but I won't do that.

I was a terrible father but my Privy Council says by dad jokes are funny on levels never seen before.

BTW there is accepted legal paperwork solidifying Denmarks claim to Greenland. It's a royal charter, same instrument that the English king used to claim his colonies.

Using the word "appease" took this to a new level of irl trolling. People thought appeasing my son Henry VIII would save them, and before they knew it everyone had been forced to change their religion, half the country was in rebellion, and several courtiers were short a head. Don't appease tyrants.

Give me a Nobel Peace Prize or I'll start a war with your neighbor. Excellent approach for a would-be recipient of the same prize Holocaust survivor Elie Weisel won for his continual fight for justice after he was released from Auschwitz.

In order for me to have enough money to throw magnificent banquets, I have decided to ration my subject's meals to simple but healthy fare that costs naughtt but threepence. When I told them it was to keep them healthy, big strong paupers with tears in their eyes thanked me and called me sir...

Where can we send drones to the Minnesotans? I'm serious: it would take some actual effort from competent people to track that. You could even live stream. Whistles are great but spyware is better.

Attainder was a way to prevent aristocrats from considering coups. When a noble tried to seize the crown and failed, they were not just subject to torture and death. Their lands, wealth, and titles were all taken by the crown. It was basically making the stupid prize equal to the stupid treason game

She’s like a liar gone to burning hell

Royalism is a distracting term because it masks who is really in charge and who is really benefitting. Great merchant houses and corporations -which often had members of the nobility in their ranks- directed and benefitted from colonial policy; the royals just signed the charters and took their cut.

Once when the Scottish king flooded England with Scotch, which poisoned hundreds and thousands of English men, I had him kidnapped, spirited out of the country, and tried for possession of machine guns. It was very popular!!!

The Monroe Doctrine did not automatically give the entirety of the Americas to the United States almost 200 years later. Nor did it include Greenland, which was colonized by Denmark in 1721. The Monroe Doctrine specifically allows colonies already founded to remain the property of the colonizers.

I love taxes! Did you know it's possible to pass a law that taxes someone directly and substantially? If you have dangerous overmighty subjects -like billionaires- that are endangering everyone, you take their toys away if they won't play nice. And then use their money to fix the country they broke.

If you want my attention as a 2028 POTUS candidate, tell me what you're going to undo as much as what you're going to do. Raze and rebuild the monstrosity of a WH. Retract all golden passes or whatever they are. Abolish the DHS, not just ICE. Burn it down, piss on the ashes, and start anew.

I've been thinking about it, and I think the next president could learn from Louis XIV. That guy knew how to centralize power! He literally forced regional warlords to live with him in a very nice palace where he could keep an eye on them. Hard to launch a rebellion from your apartment at the palace

Having seen how well ICE works for spreading tyranny, I have started work on a new English agency to terrorize and disappear people. Now, I'm still working on a name but check out this badass insignia.

I noticed that without Sean Connery around the billionaire villains with dreams of world domination are coming put of the woodwork. These two events are clearly related.

At some point Hegseth is going to tell us we can't handle the truth. I tried that once after killing a young man I'd kept languishing in the Tower from the time he was a child until he died during an "escape." When no one bought it, I just went with God Save the King and it all worked out.

These sorts of articles are designed to make you comfortable with making rich people richer, either by renting perpetually and building no equity, or by taking a 50 yr mortgage and building marginal equity. This "K-Shaped" economy didn't happen by accident. www.businessinsider.com/former-homeo...

I never thought I would have a *favorite* astronaut -I mean, who doesn't like astronauts- but here we are.

What does one wear for a night in the Room Where It Happened? What doesn't clash with Clown Shoes?