If I was physically capable of doing a cartwheel, I would do a cartwheel right now

AFAB 🐟 ✨ #myart

IF A BABY CRIES ON A PLANE AND U DIDNT BEING EAR BUDS ITS UR PROBLEM.

I just want peace and stability and love and good health and happiness and fish is that so much to ask

BORINNNNNG if u don't want to braid my armpit hair after sex DONT bother

❤️ redtail catfish ❤️

I am ready for my blessings :3

The problem w this country is that it's full of people who cannot read or follow basic instructions

This is what I see when my bettas are asleep

I have decided she's out of her mind for asking this price

Insufferable female lead in an indie movie

Why did the Dollar General cashier just say" $32 what the hell are you buying lady?" After ringing me up....

I want to put the AI DJ on Spotify in a jar and shake it up really hard

Okay someone near me is moving and wants to sell an established 40 gallon of cories, mollies, khulis, and 2 German blue rams. Do I spend $300 that I DO NOT have on this or hope someone else grabs em...

Thinking about ranchus

Okay I keep going back and forth and I know no one care but I think I've decided how many fish tanks I can reasonable have and what I want to stock them with lol

My fight or flight never kicked in so fast

Core belief that people do shitty things for a reason - because they've adapted their behavior for survival based on their own experiences - reaffirmed

Accidentally bought 2 fish tanks I don't need so that just means I get to have more fish. Finally got my 30 gal for my red Congo puffer heheheh waiting for a deformed adoptable one :3

Happy happy haaappee 🎶

Crying in the club... aaagain.

The fans headcanon me as an Amish Autist.

Me and the gang on rumspringa

WHEREFORE ART THOU CHOCOLATE MILKSHAKE

Errrrrmm. My get up n go literally just got up n left...

Wash yo body! Come on, come on, wash yo body! (Wash yo body) wash that body! come on come on WASH. YO. BODYY

I will be participating tonight

Oh goodie

If something feels good enough it automatically becomes a daily habit. Like smoking weed. And laying down. And ordering brownie a la mode

Went on a date and made the rizzler face...................................

There's nothing I love more than a neurodivergent goofy little guy who wants to tear my shit up

huge illustration of one of my favorite tanks at the Shedd Aquarium! 🦑🐡

Everybody wants my juicer but no one wants to get breakfast w me... the world we live in

If you look like you have a 401k and drink whiskey get the hell away from me!!! I only accept a man if he kinda looks like a ugly girl who kinda looks like a young lad

If u look like a grown Man I do not want u

Left the house and everybody wanted me

Never gave a dang, I ain't never gave no freak

u ever go to sleep and then u wake up?

we didn't, joe...

Starting to think.

Sometimes you just need to throw on a family guy shirt and fucking handle it

Uber ates wing stop and they forgot the fucking ranch?? Do you want to see bloodshed?????

TRANSGENER: FINDING THE GENDER GENE™️

Picture of mama in someone else's bed next to someone else's cat...

Accurate portrayal of having Ehlers Danlos

woke up and my hip isn't in the right place :-)

Elisasues tank is by the tv now so I'm gonna make her watch evil dead w me :3

Gonna be honest I'm not fully confident that I know how a sponge filter works