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Place I interviewed with asking for references so I emailed professors that I did well in their class to see if they’d be willing to be a reference for me and none of them have responded 😍 awesome

Have another interview today 🩷 so awesome that so many workplaces want to waste my time !! Feeling blessed 🙏

First semester back and I got all A’s 🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷

So how come my internet provider can tell me I’ve almost used all my internet for this cycle but I can’t log in to check when my cycle starts over lmfao …

Thinking about a beautiful world where society isn’t pressuring its people to be on and available all the time and people feel like they can enjoy a leisurely life … sigh. I’ve said too much

Anyway this is what I’ve been working on today 🩷 realized I need to make something for my family’s white elephant soooooooooo I’m making a tiger tapestry

I’m somewhat glad I’m deciding to primarily use bluesky over Twitter again bc it’s such a worse experience that I barely check it 😍 screen time down mama

Work Christmas “party” was yesterday and we got gift cards to be able to shop at the place I work 🫩 let me pack my bags right now

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Having to hear people’s narrow views abt government assistance programs and immigration and and and and and and and at work ^_^

Anyway nowhere I have applied to has gotten back to me so I’m gonna have to be “grateful” for the job I have currently and just get on antidepressants since I’ll have insurance

Ok since we’re talking about things that piss me off today I get so fucking mad when I say something in a group message/discord server and instead of being acknowledged, someone will see the notification, be reminded the chat exists, then talk about themselves. Shut up.

scheduled an oil change to covertly get walmart to fix my tire (asked for a tire rotation) and they said that they won't touch my tires because my "lug nuts" are "swollen" guys should i just blow myself up 😍😍😍

Bsky I do not care about these people posting their pets please stop showing me this fuck ass stuff on my fyp..

Sorry I just need to crash out a little bit and I’m attacking mini things rather than the Big (Economics)

Something that actually pisses me off when I hear it is when someone says “in regards”

Can’t fuckin wait to never think about economics again because what do you MEAN ELASTICITY I CANT FUCKING TAKE IT

Cleaned my apartment instead of studying and working on finals

a new bit i do with anthony is i'll start singing random songs in the middle of conversations and i started singing the entirety of For Good and he said i could've at least chosen one of the good wicked songs... anyway i have a man up for adoption

Girl that thinks her dishwasher will take only a reasonable amount of time rather than 3 hours

Haaatteeeee having to be responsible bc I just wanna crochet

Like legit all the posts on here are about taxes, what tr*mp is doing, and like how the government is failing us. Can’t we have a little whimsy. Or should we all just give up. ………. Idfc

Do we like these gifs or no because it’s really hard to find semi applicable ones

Forgot that i applied to a place 50 full minutes away from me in bumfuck nowhere and they’ve been calling me to try and set up a screening … ermmmm sorry divas but I already drive to bumfuck nowhere for a job I hate

Anyway I’m soooo burnt out and I just want to play video games

Going to try and be a gif person so here feels more shitposty like Twitter (I miss her)

Place I applied to that said they’d follow up with me on Friday didn’t follow up with me on Friday 💔

I’ve been anxiously checking my email all damn day and still nothing……..

Need more shitposters on here

The fyp on this app needs to be like at LEAST 3% better bc this shit is so snoozefest

Last day of class means I’m just there for emotional support for my professors

Literally light me up put me on top let’s falalalalalaaaa

Hearing cherry cherry boom boom in a song feels like seeing an old friend………….

Went to Catholic Church last night for a project for school and I’m just wondering why did y’all make a religion like that

“Imagine if…” no. How about u imagine me bawls in ur mouth

Yeah I forgot that no one uses this platform so it’s up to me to shitpost…… #bethechangeyouwanttosee

Have to go to a church for one of my final projects this semester and I’m like 🥸

Ok having to write a paper kinda sucks

My mommy spoils me so much… she asks me if I’m going grocery shopping and will just give me her card so she can pay for it… I’m so grateful

Interview went well …. Time will tell if I’m chosen…

I have an interview today and I’m HEAUUUXXXPPPPINNNGGGG I get it so bad … I’m hoping everything that has happened to me in the last week has been a good omen that I’m where I need to be

This is how I feel today

Methinks I’ll use this platform more again … I kinda hate the literal garbage I see on twitter

XIV players touch grass challenge

I think we should bark more

America: Universal healthcare creates wait times for healthcare. Also America: waits six months for a neurosurgeon consult and a year to get into a dermatologist…

U know what? I have way too much love in my heart to be an employee

WHY do yall keep calling sodas with creamer in them dirty sodas 😭 i keep thinking yall are putting liquor in there but no.. yall just want a watered down float

Girls named Allison LOVE to give themselves a blowout and act like they invented blowouts