XIV players touch grass challenge

I think we should bark more

America: Universal healthcare creates wait times for healthcare. Also America: waits six months for a neurosurgeon consult and a year to get into a dermatologist…

U know what? I have way too much love in my heart to be an employee

WHY do yall keep calling sodas with creamer in them dirty sodas 😭 i keep thinking yall are putting liquor in there but no.. yall just want a watered down float

Girls named Allison LOVE to give themselves a blowout and act like they invented blowouts

Stinky Pete on Crystal Zalera if you’re out there I wont u…

My boyfriend is like my wife. I always wish my wife was here watching me do dumb shit

I let my ff sub lapse and now I’m itching to play again, knowing I will open the game and jump around for 2 hours and get overwhelmed and get off lmao

Like it’s just kinda crazy to think about how greedy everything is rn knowing that people make far less than they should be reflective of inflation

Not to sound like a boomer but I think some of the problems w society is that every show is released on streaming services now instead of cable

I think they put crack in Boursin

No one knows what I have up my sleeve … (an orange. I’m saving it as a snack for later.)

Many Allison truthers are saying it’s my birthday today…

Really wish I wasn’t going back to school so I could feel like I could make purchases for frivolous things without feeling like I’ll never recover if I pay more than $5 for anything

Something I really like about the phase of life I’m in right now is my “boss” tells me she knows I’m going to school soon and doesn’t want to overload me, but in the same breath, says she wants me to take over her job … like ok girl

My boyfriend got me a plant with flowers on it cuz he loves me. Ur boyfriend fuckin wishes

I had a good bowel movement and the world is beautiful again

Looking inward and having a crisis AMA

Need to figure out how to be Normal and Happy

Was gone for maybe an hour (if that) and someone that was parked in the spot literally right next to me moved their car to be in my spot. Can we all fucking kill ourselves please

Thinking about all the shit that I put off over the weekend and how I’ll have to do them today. Prayers pls

Something so funny about my family is we have a lot of bdays in June so we just call the June get together June birthday and say “oh! We’ll see so and so at June birthday!” it just tickles me

spent so much time (approx 3 minutes..being dramatic) looking for my 6mm crochet hook bc i needed to size up for what i was working on...only to realize i was using my 6mm the whole time lol 🤡

The elevation of Pope Leo XIV is a profound and historic occasion. Like so many around the world, I am praying for him and wishing him and the Church well as his papacy begins.

Fixed myself a coffee to go and left it at home 💔 some people were just meant to struggle I guess…

Anyway I have an advising meeting today for school so I can see exactly how long I have left until I get my bachelors 🩷 I might even get my masters idk 💔

It’s actually crazy how much I see making fun of liberals on fb when I quote literally have never heard any arguments of the things they’re making fun of the “snowflakes” for djcjsjsjcjabebfkfh

Let’s discuss how many vines I have in my head and how much was lost when vine shut down.

My favorite fall vegetable isssssss … sweet potato 🤗🍠

overwhelmed and tired of having plans all the time...........let me rest.......

I think I need to journal about things that are happening to me rn but I’m tired

At the part of my menstrual cycle where I think everyone hates me 🩷 very epic

Tonight’s vibe

Genuinely so crazy to see “lifestyle vloggers” say they’re romanticizing their lives/whatever the fuck and “creating better habits” when they’re quite literally just doing aesthetic shit for the current video they’re making lmao

Do u ever just question ur life for a little while and then spend quality time with friends that share interests with you and feel full again

They don’t want to tell you that this is what adulthood is

“WHY GEN Z LOOK YOUNGER THAN MILLENNIALS!!” perhaps because they’re younger. Hope this helps

Need to get a “I 🩷 my bf” shirt so I can wear it when I heart my boyfriend

Something I like about about being me right now in this time of my life is that everyone thinks I’m just a kid and they give me unsolicited advice on how they think I should be living my life . ^_^ I’m 26 I’ve been doin this a little bit but thanks

How come when u start to say something ironically it becomes a major part of ur vocab … can’t stop saying epic

26 is such a baby age wtf . I’m the oldest biddy in the world but somehow also . Just a little baby

Sometimes when I’m on my period I’m a little baby princess and that’s okay

Evil has found me (I started my period)

I wish I was a da vinky twin so fuckin bad I need to get my brother to be an idiot with kd

SHAKE UR DREADS ‼️‼️ 😩

Something I love about having a boyfriend is making him like the stuff I like. Yeah babe did u see that micro crochet blanket?? What about MH gen 3 new Catty Noir?? I know … let’s queen out.

Remember this blanket? This is him now. Feel old yet?

family wanting to last minute (as of literally this morning) a get together "potluck style" for easter and my aunt that just buys food says she wants to bring dessert...okay...