Congrats to Harvard for using its fuck you money to say fuck you ❤️

Some news: I had a midlife crisis and wrote another book.

Grading essays and I'm thrilled to announce that "hegemony" is BACK as a buzzword with the youths

To everyone who has sent me Tina Brown’s substack about Meghan Markel’s show: thank you for seeing me!!!

If a legal permanent resident can have his green card revoked for exercising his first amendment rights, there’s nothing to stop them from going after citizens, too.

Presumably they don’t remember what happened to Julius Caesar.

For me, fighting fascism has nothing to do with thinking I’ll win. I don’t fight because there’s an inevitable outcome, I fight because I couldn’t live with myself if I didn’t do something.

Gang if I’m writing a dark-comedy / thriller about a murderous Girlboss in 2014 I am legally required to use “This is my fight song” as the epigraph aren’t I.

I paid for the in-flight wifi to tell you to read this total acid trip of a book

omg shoot this directly into my veins

Microsoft quietly rolling out an AI tool on Word that you can’t opt out of and haunts every sentence you write is such a specific version of hell in this Very Hellish Age

2024 was a terrible year! One of the worst of my life! In the words of Winona Ryder in Reality Bites, “vivisection is a staggering understatement” and I am very happy to figuratively light it on fire, kick it in the balls, and put its face in a blender.

me when my husband asks if I emptied the dishwasher

“Want to hear something terrible?” I mean yes obviously I’m not dead

It is actually so insane that there is a clothing store called Banana Republic

I see we’ve reached the “it will cost you $15 million to call a rapist a rapist” stage of our descent into this particular Orwellian dystopia

The audacity of the university asking employees for donations. Every institution! Every year!

The breathless transition from “here’s a video of me singing ‘Defying Gravity’ from my high school talent show 15 years ago” to “here’s my Spotify Wrapped” is this year’s final insult.

Look I liked the movie as much as the next person but if I have to see some random gay perform that bit of choreography from “Loathing” one more time I will simply launch myself into the sun.

This is obviously not The Point but Matt Gaetz has such astoundingly strong loser energy

Happy fifth birthday to my most complicated relationship!

oh how thrilling another void to shout into