2 Broke Girls is so white it makes Full House look like The Boondocks

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i hate how terrified i am of surgery

should i make an alt for posting feet pics?

update i ate peanuts and a bagel now im putting off doing my injection

me: why does my tummy hurt and why am i so tired?? ): also me: hasnt ate in over 14 hours

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To delete your TikTok account without agreeing to the new TOS: 1) put your phone in airplane mode 2) open TikTok and go to your profile 3) go to settings and scroll down to delete account 4) turn airplane mode off 5) delete your account Credit to @ kimsaira on instagram for this

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learning any talking heads song on bass is like “just play these 3 notes until your hand falls off”

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its weird to think about how ive been speedcubing for over a decade at this point. i wonder how middle school me would react to learning im able to get sub 30s with little effort now on 3x3.

Every squad got the Genocidal Rape Dictator Genocidal Rape Dictator Genocidal Rape Dictator (Jewish) Genocidal Rape Dictator Genocidal Rape Dictator (Shi'ite) Genocidal Rape Dictator Genocidal Rape Dictator (Neoliberal) Genocidal Rape Dictator Holy shit I think I just entered the Middle East

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lie nuke

using my cat as a heating pad while cramping rly bad

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findomming myself by slowly making myself get every king gizzard album on vinyl because i have a crush on joey and cookie

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lmfao at using a negativland song to defend your literal “vote blue no matter who” politics

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i forgot how nice it is to solve rubiks cubes with painted nails

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“you cant do no pee january youll get a bladder infection” 🤓🤓🤓🤓

what could be going on in that 𝙚𝙭𝙥𝙤𝙨𝙚𝙙 𝘢𝘩𝘩 brain of his #gizzsky

black lipstick looks awful on everyone im sorry

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reminder that tis a pity she was a whore is a certified banger. that drum part lives in my head rent free 😫😫😫😫

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95% of online conservative rhetoric is them pretending they don't understand the subtext of what they're saying, and then acting like everybody else is crazy for acknowledging or responding to it.

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robert cripp

why do liberals screech world war 3 whenever any armed conflict happens

i cant wait to tell my grandchildren someday about how i visited this place called new orleans as a kid and how it doesnt exist anymore because it got engulfed by the rising ocean levels

this is why i kind of like.... dont care about whats going on? like ok its another imperial invasion of a poor ass country. tf am i supposed to do? its not suddenly worse because its trump doing it. literally every president has overseen this kind of stuff.

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