quiz night ffs 😑

putting vast quantities of dry mealworms out on the lawn so that the Starlings shit on my pigeon feeding neighbour's washing is my new jam

I've never forgotten my grandad showing me how to get rid of a wasp's nest, I seem to have to do it every year,this one had escaped my attention so was larger than I usually find. Queen unharmed and flew off without attacking me. Garage window shut so she can't return and start again.

cha-mone muthafuckas, hee-hee 🧤

waiting in for my new sofas like

golden hour across the Dedham Vale

just done my leaflet drop ✅️

tonight's #homomade @nigella.bsky.social 's Indian- spiced chicken and potato traybake ( looks just the picture in the book)

ffs, didn't even get to sip it 🚫🪰

sofa's coming Thursday

tonight's #homomade Goan pork - yes pork, curry, and with my colon too....

DILF day at the tip....😏

tuna bean-bowl... lunch

Swifts are back

If you see this, post the light in your eyes

vine weevil irruption in my conservatory ....😱

I've had a trip to the barbers, but ...

they just keep on going...🌷

contractors outside to fill all the potholes 🧀 at last... they've closed the road but it's bin day 😭

loud ,young couple on my walk this evening, I was listening to the first nightingale of the year when they appeared talking loudly and one of them clapped to swat an insect, unsurprisingly the singing stopped 😡

QTP with a red-haired girl!

Post a question you ask yourself every morning

here we go again....😏 courtesy of the ' work jigsaw exchange '

Don't skip! Post you in another country

last of the tulip display

my goodness I could eat this forever 😋 Buy Indian Spiced Lime Pickle Online | Cottage Delight share.google/znsWiqDz4lwh...

Share some of the best eyes in movies 🎥

Without stating your age, post your favourite film released the year you turned 18

just been reading about 'chocolate toothpaste' ,any thoughts @chazzersmurf.bsky.social 🤔

2 more weeks for the sofas 🛋 ffs #15weeks

a colleague writes " it shall" rather than " it'll or it will" and it's starting to piss me off

adding me to *another work Teams group chat ( no 6) is a sure-fire way of ensuring I do not read anything that is put on there 🚮

still no sofa....

flo-flo's

much too busy in the office today

A frost.....

ffs

"You can't hear an image" The image

When I get a new follower.

Thinking about this icon

didn't get the job 🤨

first i thought it was 💩 but no ! it's a🍄 called King Alfred's Cakes

A movie couple who would definitely have a podcast

the manopause is real, went to sainso's for some bits, weighed my veg,scanned the ticket, get home and no veg, must've left it on the scales 😓

there's a woman sat behind me (sort that puts a 💜 on the i & uses a glittery pen) using a novelty illuminated keyboard which is very tap tippy tap....

If you see this, post a character from space

today's #homomade lunch 🍕