found this by the riverbank, think she'd had enough of the heat

same energy hon ☀️☀️☀️

Awesome thunderstorm overhead right now #Ljubljana

in a restaurant which has BEAR Goulash on the menu 😭🐻

Julian rhind- tutt is on my flight #celebwatching

but where?

doing a @ip2guy.bsky.social

Advertise your Bluesky account with a Simpsons image

opened the Spanish omelette pack and there was all this juice..🤔.. thought I'd still reheat it, there was a bit of an odour but nothing too much, went to eat it and it tasted like feet 😭

thought the old girl next door had pegged it in the heat, but it's just my Dracunculus flowering 😏 #IYKYK

I swear people in my organisation wait for 2 o'clock on a Friday to unload all their shit my way

getting my arm 💪🏼 ready for later....💇‍♂️

forgot my teabags ( rooibos) didn't I, so I'm drinking a 'mango & strawberry infusion ' as that's all I could find 😖

supposed to be readying myself for work but am kitchen dancing to this belter 🫡 open.spotify.com/track/6NgJt0...

this friggin UI ONE update ,I've lost track the number of times its 'downloaded' and restarted ,

could swear there were 2 black socks in the load I've just washed... only 1 came out and I've been unable to locate the other 🤨

forget 🦁🦁🦁 on a 👕, I've got 4 bites on an 💪🏼😮‍💨

If you see this, post a picture of you in glasses. 🤓

ummm @bristolvor.bsky.social where's the pics? room,beach,and food

£17 for a g&t & 1x 0% beer

this is nice 🥰

but where?

one word to strike fear into anyone: Picnic 🥴

How I’m entering the group chat

given up with the bank and my digital wallet, here's a butterfly what landed on the cotoneaster

and now my card doesn't work in Google wallet and I've rang bank twice and I want to scream

well my new hob couldn't be fitted because something something earth loop tripping the circuit something. And she trod mud all over my luxury coir-matting vestibule floor covering 😮‍💨

Heating came on 😵

another #QOTD

ffs 🐢 www.instagram.com/reel/DZZz80X...

Well I just pulled the cable out and it was done,🤣

we're you hacked bbz? @chazzersmurf.bsky.social am I safe?

I don't think this phone data transfer should take over 2 hours 🤔

can confirm 😏

Without downloading new pics what is it like to date (and/or be married to) you?

just had a young gentleman taking photos of my car in Co-op car park,I thought he'd hit it😅 but turns out he's really into cars and proceeded to natter away for 10 minutes whilst I was looking at his lovely curly strawberry blonde hair

hob's just packed up whilst I'm about to dish up my #homomade fish pie

Pick a Bond from photos you already have on your phone

Yourself, but as a cartoon.

today's #homomade 🍕

Battenberg cheesecake pot (cake base somewhere in there) doesn’t it look pretty 😍 almost too good to eat!

A picture that captures your essence.

My memoir, A Mind Of My Own is now available in paperback which means it’s cheaper. Hurrah! If you’d like a dedicated copy repost this and I’ll do a random pick of five winners in the next couple of days. If you’ve already bought/read or listened to the audible version thank you! ♥️📚

*puts jacket spud in oven to be ready for 12:45 lunch.... colleague moves meeting to start at 12:30

you know me,not one to complain, but fuck me,£30 for 2 cod and chips and 2 tins of pop

hold me in your thoughts; I'm off to assemble Mothership's new mobility scooter 😏

ffs, gardening and/or feeding the birds is supposed to be a relaxing endeavour, so far today I've smeared pigeon shit through the house,sparrows have eaten the flowers off the hanging basket and something has nipped the leaves off my chilli plant and left them on the ground

QRP with your Pride Month Vibes 🌈