think I'm on my 4th reminder about the 11:00 silence 🙄 really hope our 30 stone SEN cleaner will be 'powering through' with his ghostbusters style vacuum

Gobbler's pie

my Madeiran squill has a 'flower spike' but it hasn't ripened so won't bloom 😔

might have to put the 'big light' on....

Was really struck by what a lovely inspiring exercise this is, like a primary school version of Mary Oliver’s Instructions for living a life Pay attention. Be astonished. Tell about it

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this little bastad pissed on my trainers 🙄

heavenly scent, but alas as we've brought this indoors it makes us sneeze .

"Where's your fucking poppy"?

I had 2 mouthfuls of proper beer earlier...2 minutes and I was feeling terrible

Mum's cat has reappeared after going missing last Saturday in the fireworks

Brugmansia just opening this evening, first pic was from 26 May... I'm sure I'd have had flowers by now,and more of them ,were it not for the fact the tree surgeon snapped the plant in half in August

me flirting

wonder if I'd suit a nose ring🤔

ULYSSES 31 - THE KINGDOM OF HADES (1981): CBBC Broom Cupboard-era favourite, famous for its sing-a-long theme tune, had more than its share of dark moments. Here, the dead of Hades literally turn their back on the living, their touch decaying everything in their path...

Moira Rose has read your posts

Aaron for the win 🍞🥐🥖🫓🥨🥯🥞🧇🍣🥮🍰🥧

me: "oh I eat like a bird" the bird:

I will get into trouble one day 🤣

my Spotify has transported me back to the 80s & 90s this morning, all because I played the track off the new Jonny Lew-lews ad 💿

Has our @robsoncarol.bsky.social popped her brolly yet? 🌂

5 pointer #onlyconnect 🏆

wondering what snack snufflers™️ @chazzersmurf.bsky.social @dnlmrkrssll.bsky.social would make of these? although I note they're from ASDAs *pats arse...

didn't make the cut for jury service... there goes my week off 😔

stop scrolling and post 2 characters who bring you happiness

dumpling realness... tonight's #homomade

found some, in the garden centre of all places

does anybody really know what the dial on a toaster is for ?

Certainly gets my vote...

haven't made these for ages #homomade pizza 🍕

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just picking up the car

OH doing duolingus 🙄 "assayez-vous classe" was always followed by " fuuuck off miss" at my select comprehensive, so I can't help myself whenever I hear it ....

which film do you consider to be perfect?

Best Hallowe'en scary story.... garage bill gone from £40 to £800 🚮

funny how a 'special promotion ' £40 MOT wait appointment turns into a £200 "you need the brake fluid changing" which extends the wait 2 hours....🚮

First animated crush without saying your age

has Toby botoxed his armpits ? #nosweat

why do they always drop the cake

cream horn week #gbbo

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any of you lot ever dined out here? 🧐

oh my, lady on desk behind me loudly discussing her weekend escapades and the fact she wore her leggings and thinks she looked 'alright' ..... Now I'm not one for gossip as you know and fair play to her for even attempting rock climbing, but let's just say those ropes were working overtime

Adverts should be representative of traditional British families

text from 'Joshua' ,he's coming at 19:00 🤷🏻‍♂️

another pigeon ⚰️🪦🙄🐦

bday slippers, not sure which clan 🤔

Any Abberton Reservoir birders on here notice any Whooper Swans there today?? #Birding #Essex

odd, more like sour cream than GB tbh,

parking in Colchester is SHIT 😡🤬💩