It's early in the season still, but I think Watford will determine how the rest of our season goes. If we fail to get maximum points I think the wheels are going to fall off BIG TIME #pompey

I know bits of The West Wing are twee and the whole thing is over-idealised, but it really is one of my favourite series of all time. The cast just has insane chemistry.

Legendary umpire Bird dies aged 92 - www.bbc.com/sport/cricke... You won't hear a word out of him now

R.E.M posting tour dates so their Instagram but it's for Peter Buck's other band

Iyo Sky only puts on bangers. One of the best in-ring wrestlers of all time.

An incredibly embarrassing result #pompey

Absolutely horrendous #pompey

Dawkins and Tez could both have insane singles runs when the inevitable split happens #smackdown

Zarah splitting from Corbyn to form an additional party?

Reckon Jey might abandon Jimmy at Wrestlepalooza for the heel turn and LA Knight will come and make the save

Fred West was married (twice) and had 10 kids

Rewatching The West Wing and a woman who isn't Donna just interacted with Josh

Stick drift has fucked my PS5 controller so dug my PS4 controller out so I can at least navigate to telly apps. PS4 controller no longer charges

Mandelson should be Starmer's Pincher moment, but it won't be (There are lots of other reasons why he is a terrible PM and person, but this is the sort of thing that makes PMs resign)

I'm still annoyed that Disney cancelled The Acolyte

A Southampton fan stole John Westwood's wig and, you have got to say, that is fantastic shithouse work. Although you couldn't pay me to touch any item he wears.

What Sean Connery would beg his captors for

Cena v Zayn was GREAT FUN #smackdown

Linehan really has gone fucking mad hasn't he?

She was fine to stay in the Labour camp for the genocide enabling, the anti-trans rhetoric, the anti-immigrant rhetoric etc tho

Streeting's gonna be Deputy PM

Your packing game is poor

Reckon Farage will be absolutely fuming that Dorries is in. She's the most swivel-eyed of all the loons going.

A Big Mick and Tony Pulis podcast?

Say what you like Linehan, but there has never been a man so uniquely ugly and that is a real achievement

Looks like he's gone to Theme Hospital to get treated for Bloaty Head

Aaaaaaaand there it is

Chaplin not announced yet, makes me wonder if we didn't actually get it done/if it wasn't actually on the cards #pompey

A KEEPER?! #pompey

Arsenal will never win the league under Arteta. They won't win another trophy under Arteta.

I fucking love Bobby, he pulls GREAT faces #loveisblinduk

HOYEVER #loveisblinduk

OH MY FUCKING GOD, this is a car crash #loveisblinduk

HAHHAA A FUCKING PHOTO BOOTH. Well done #loveisblinduk

Friday

Coral from Madeira is the best Portuguese beer

There's no better poster child for the mess the UK is now in than the fact that the Financial Times - home to the "how to spend it" supplement on luxury geegaws - is now one of the most left-wing media channels in the country simply because it's still interested in reality.

England flag painted on roundabout in North Wales town - North Wales Live share.google/TFTMmTCe5H4E... Stupid racist cunts

Will be absolutely sensational when Kanye appears at the "speak now or forever hold your peace" bit

"Are asylum seekers the biggest political issue in Britain?" Asks radio 4. "We interview man who is determined to make it the biggest issue in Britain. And make it a headline every morning until it definitely is"

BBC Radio 4 started a programme earlier with "we wouldn't normally lead with a story about a party that only has 4 seats..." THE BBC STARTS MOST OF THEIR PROGRAMMES BY TALKING ABOUT THE CUNTS

Just clicked on an article on The Guardian written by Jacob Steinberg AND Jamie Jackson

Acting like Naomi's dead. Absolutely unhinged #wwe #raw

www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/footba... Anyone upset by this needs to get a fucking grip. And a hobby #pompey

Jed on #loveisblinduk looks exactly like Magan from #theultimatum. It's uncanny

Can someone who watched #WWE between 2004 and 2024 please explain what the appeal of The Miz is? He looks bad, his gimmick is bad. Is the purpose of the gimmick just that he's so bad he's fun? Like that bloke who made The Room who got famous and popular just for being proper dogshit?

You can fly a flag of St. George for non-racist reasons, but no one who's put them up on lampposts in the last week has done it for those non-racist reasons