Keir Starmer sounds like Zippy, George AND Bungle at the same time

"My father was a toolmaker"

There's always a tweet

They are just incapable of not making things worse for themselves. They're Sideshow Bob with the rakes.

@maxrushden.bsky.social @footballweekly.bsky.social getting in early with a pod question - Should Dr. Tottenham be odds on favourite for the Nobel Prize for Medicine this year?

Sinners is the best film I've ever seen in the cinema. And is easily in my top 5 of all time.

I'm going to have two Dairylea Lunchables because I am an adult who can make his own decisions

Been told I can't have a 4th portion of sticky toffee pudding because I'll "be sick"

"It's good, but it's not right!"

Your Party is entirely pointless. A complete waste of time.

Feel like big questions need to be asked about Mousinho now. Frequently tries to shoehorn players in and then acts like the fans just don't get it, doesn't change the system, and the amount of injuries that we pick up HAS to be coming from something at the club. #pompey

Oh Caerphilly you absolute LADS

You could tell Lucy she's one of the #Traitors and she'd believe you

It just wasn't like the old days anymore, No, it wasn't like those days, Am I Will Still?

If we were a horse they'd have shot us by now #pompey

Sharon Horgan says being described as "a character" in Ireland is a good thing. Is it? In the UK it just means you're annoying.

Genuinely concerned that Caerphilly will absolutely fuck it up tomorrow

Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness.

@iamtheavalanche.bsky.social lol

Those Channel 4 Indeed idents are the worst fucking thing I've ever seen, and I watched four episodes of The Wright Way

Properly sad about Joe Morrell

what is the charge? eating a meal? a succulent Chinese meal?

BA BA BA, BA

Who the fuck thinks Johnny Cash is uncool?

www.theguardian.com/world/2025/o... What a waste of fucking time

Dw i'n dysgu Cymraeg!

Prick looks like something from Angela Anaconda

He looks like absolute shite

Love The West Wing. They kill off a sweet old lady and then play the jauntiest credits music of all time.

It's a shame that lovely Kai Widdrington is from Southampton

Having watched Tom Skinner I feel like I'm no better than those people who watch footage of people being murdered #strictly

The top 3 Bowie albums are Station to Station, Diamond Dogs, and Heathen

A BANGER

Bowed out of #bbuk already. Very deliberate casting choices and it's not what I'm here for.

I predict that George won't get evicted because he'll be removed #bbuk #bigbrother

Can't stand that grubby little Victorian tax collector #bigbrother #bbuk

Anthony Gordon's dedication to recreating all of Princess Diana's iconic looks is to be admired

It's early in the season still, but I think Watford will determine how the rest of our season goes. If we fail to get maximum points I think the wheels are going to fall off BIG TIME #pompey

I know bits of The West Wing are twee and the whole thing is over-idealised, but it really is one of my favourite series of all time. The cast just has insane chemistry.

Legendary umpire Bird dies aged 92 - www.bbc.com/sport/cricke... You won't hear a word out of him now

R.E.M posting tour dates so their Instagram but it's for Peter Buck's other band

Iyo Sky only puts on bangers. One of the best in-ring wrestlers of all time.

An incredibly embarrassing result #pompey

Absolutely horrendous #pompey

Dawkins and Tez could both have insane singles runs when the inevitable split happens #smackdown

Zarah splitting from Corbyn to form an additional party?

Reckon Jey might abandon Jimmy at Wrestlepalooza for the heel turn and LA Knight will come and make the save