we should do science so rats can live as long as humans because I love them

about to turn my swag on 😏

I think that men can sometimes be very enjoyable; however, not all the time

just refilled my prescription of gay pills!!! but these are the ones that make it go away, not the ones that allow me to have raw sex with strangers

costco HOTDOG 💜

I love to consume media! And do things!

I've come to realize that Portland has a lot of queers but very few FAGGOTS. Very concerning. Something needs to be done about this.

now what if I got myself a little treat from the gas station around the corner? now what about that?

Stunning, stunning, stunning. Probably all rich. And all... bitches!

seeing queer representation in public always warms my heart 🥺

Benson Boone is so scary to me like oh my god... time and place... inside voices please...

is it a requirement for emergency vet techs to be insanely hung? what is going on here? need to get to the bottom of this.

watching homosexual programming, playing little games on my nintendo ds, and drinking an $8 coffee made by a faggot!!! this is what its all about babey!!!

feeling like a gay little monkey 🙈🐒🐵 (just opened a banana)

the scrubbing bubbles are my friends and I'd be lost without them

LOVE dogs with anxiety like you freak bitch why are you just like me

dog parks are so wild like you little freaks wanted a special little spot? come get your slop it's an empty lot filled with wood chips

love flying! can't look out the windows and have to pretend that I'm on a big bus or I'll freak out

I broke glass and properly disposed of it I'm so fucking geeked rn someone call OSHA

wingstop gave me extra chicken omfggg... driving back rn to suck someone off

when you 😏

Spending Quality Time With My Latino Children

Should I pull the trigger now or later? Let your voice be heard using hashtag Drag Race!

something deeply emotional about emptying dishes from the dishwasher at the office... like... this is my house now...

chicken tenders and modelo hitting soooo crazyyy rn

I'm off 3 spongebob pops and 74 doritos

fighting for my fucking life 💖

I Am Scared To Make Jokes With My Friends Because 90% Of Them Are Cis And Straight (Unfortunately) And I Don't Know If They Understand Comedy

shaking ass while the people around me work on a car or something idk

why do white people love pie shops so much? quite disturbing honestly

obsessed with the latest local graffiti artist "GIRL BALLZ"

Back at the restaurant where they "cross trained" me and had me working in the kitchen like what the fuck... I was food poisoning bitches the house

Present me with a tempura fried anything and I WILL get horny

Not to be a pretentious asshole or anything but the lavender in my front yard is going off and all the bees fucking love it

bought a napoleon dynamite wig for a talent show number and it's giving poor little lemonhope

little gay boy suckling on the teat of life

having a meltdown because I lost my headband while sucking dick in the dark room

quilting is kinda wild bc I just got off my machine and wym this is 11 hours of labor

omg my barista knows that I love HOL 🥰🥰🥰 (honey oat latte)

Web Sites. I love them

food poisoning 😔

Lowkey losing the will to live #InMyCalvins

soju hitting omw to the club... who want me

smells like something is on fire in the break room but it's not mine so I'm walking away 💖

there is something so deliciously pussy about an old person ordering a glass of wine at a pub like... alright girl...

love local art 💖

thinking of she... huevos con weenie...

I love supporting the little gay people in my phone

White people are gaslighting me into thinking that Bob Dylan is popular??? Who is that man???

Me and my canon Pokemon team ✨️