‘Frieren’ IMAX 70mm vs standard format ⚔️

It’s always funny to me when people draw art of a “Zero Suit Dark Samus.” My brother in christ, Dark Samus isn’t wearing armor; that’s Dark Samus’ actual body. It’s not even human ffs, I don’t get why y’all are obsessed with Dark Samus being a blue skinned green haired goth badd- oh I get it now.

HOLY SHIT

What’s actually happening

Got suspended on this site for three days. So that sucked.

OUT THIS WEEK SREEEEEEONKKK

video game nostalgia is a constant battle between "you felt that way because you were twelve" and "the video game industry liked video games back then"

When it comes to computers, I walk a fine line between love and murderous fucking rage. Today is one of those days I'm near murderous rage where if I could get my hands on a Microsoft engineer, I'd shove my foot so far up his ass he'd be tasting leather for a week.

If the song Ridin’ Solo comes on and you substitute the lyrics with “I’m Han Solo” from that horrid Star Wars Kinect game, that’s how you know your brain is broken beyond repair. Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with me?

My microwave when I put metal in it:

There’s a lot of alternate timelines where I’m just a picture on the mantle

I don’t want this point to be lost in the discourse. Going digital-only means inequity for people who cannot afford internet or constantly purchasing new games. Libraries provide opportunities for people to experience games they otherwise wouldn’t be able to afford, and that will be lost.

This country was one person's vote away this morning from putting any birthright citizen in danger of being deported tomorrow. We are so much closer to the abyss than we think. Man oh man.

Least surprising outcome... fucking hate it here.

If anyone ever asks why I still play COD Zombies, I'm showing them this clip of me battling a dragon, on top of a volcano, in Feudal Japan, with a Cat Gun. I'm sorry, this is just too fucking cool not to love.

Plot Twist: Kean was in Narnia the entire fuckin' time.

That entire top row is correct though; Xenoblade 2's highs are higher than the sky, but the lows are lower than my self-esteem.

Star Fox sometimes reminds me of group projects in school

I’m reading Book 1 of The Expanse and the first chapter hit me with the FTL device being called an “Epstein Drive.” Oh… oh dear. I’m gonna have to read that a lot, aren’t I? That’s unfortunate.

🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️ One milkshake to rule the boys, one milkshake to find them, one milkshake to bring the boys and in my yard to bind them 🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️

My favorite series is Fullmetal Alchemist but I also know that it's best if FMA stays ended. Let things rest and end. It's my problem with American comics tbh.

The latest COD Zombies map, Kowakujo, adds perhaps the greatest weapon to ever exist in gaming and it's not even close.

Thursday Kong Bananza!

His name is Tahu, put some respect on his name.

Name: Wade Gender: Male Height: 5'10" Sexuality: Ace, Heteromantic Piercings: None Tattoo: None, but maybe soon. Fave Color: Red Fave Drink: Coke Zero Fave Food: Sushi Fave Animal: Dogs (but I'd never own a pet)

Fuck AI

Is it Bakersfield? It’s Bakersfield, isn’t it?

I swear to god if I didn't need to use Windows I would have uninstalled it from my system, printed out all my errors on paper, driven to MS headquarters, found whoever is in charge of Windows development, and slapped them upside the fucking head with the papers.

I don't know why I can't help myself by tinkering but I do. I think I spend more time tinkering with UI's and control schemes than I do actually playing fucking games. It drives me up a goddamn wall.

This is gonna sound out of left field, but I feel like the most telling thing about 2020's culture will be the Absolute DC and Ultimate Marvel comic lines. Both are set in worlds where the deck is stacked in favor of being awful and decency isn't just discouraged, it's brutally punished.

two things can be true simultaneously: 1. trump has completely lost this war and his “peace” plan is a disaster that makes things worse because it cements iranian control over global shipping 2. it’s still a lot better than continuing the war and bombing civilian infrastructure

Hot Take: Grand Theft Auto as a franchise is overrated; and the longer the GTAVI hype cycle goes on, the more my mere disinterest for GTA turns into actual searing hatred.

Welcoming Street Fighter's Yasmine to the small but notable clique of Filipino Fighting Game women. #streetfighter #tekken #soulcalibur #deadoralive

Super Thursday 64!

This is actually more than I was expecting Call of Duty to do for Tom Kane, gotta give props.

This is the only XM8 I recognize.

Some days you’re normal and some days the Autism kicks in and you’re trying to piece together hidden messages in Kevin Sherwood’s COD Zombies Easter Egg songs; because I swear there’s a pattern guys, there’s a meaning to these songs and it’s foreshadowing SOMETHING with BO7.

As someone who lives in California, "good choice" is not a term I'd use to describe Newsom.

America, the cesspool within a toxic dump.

We could have avoided all of this Doctor Who cancelation drama if only some courageous person had been willing to step up and record a new "Doctor in Distress" single before it was too late

Truth nuke

The only thing I don't like about the Star Fox demo is that there's no gyro aim. It's either mouse or stick and that's a shame because if there's one thing Star Fox Zero did right it was gyro aim. Other than that, looks like a solid way to re-experience Star Fox 64.

Goddammit, I am replaying these games again. FUCK.

Marathon is very good.

"The AI generated assets are placeholder and will not exist in the final game"