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an extremely unhealthy dose of cynicism
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about 10 hours ago
CBS News is reporting that the ICE agent who abducted a Minnesota preschooler suffered internal injuries during the abduction.
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seems like bluesky's having another bot wave, my follower count jumped from 156 to 160 overnight, and all of the accounts are formulaic and have a very high post to comment ratio
about 19 hours ago
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Better Things Are Possible
about 23 hours ago
I'm going to become a right wing podcaster but only about soap. Bar soap is traditional values. Liquid soap is a disgrace. Squirting goo on yourself from a little bottle. Western civilization is at risk because of this
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Kenny Logins
3 days ago
to fucken vanquish someone wearing scissor shoe
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Poly the Parrot
3 days ago
Paramed to dorms
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Better Things Are Possible
4 months ago
I'm being told he drowned in the toilet. He was drinking from the toilet like usual but something went wrong. CPR was not administered because everyone thought it was too gross
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No Context Creepypasta Quotes IS TAKING TOO LONG
23 days ago
โSuddenly the door burst open, and the man with the Miyamoto mask came into the room, and I was cornered. 'You a should have a bought a 3DS too!' he howled, in his fierce fake Italian accent.โ
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No Context Creepypasta Quotes IS TAKING TOO LONG
4 days ago
โI was looking on eBay for the game Rhythm Heaven Fever, known over here in Britain as Beat the Beat: Rhythm Paradise, a mouthful of a name that I stubbornly refuse to address the game by.โ
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Poly the Parrot
5 days ago
CRYSTAL DELAMINATION IMMINENT! Integrity: 2.11%
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insane youtube rec pull
5 days ago
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ceej
5 days ago
posting a joke about politics is generally a 50/50 shot between โaccepted by the audience for which it was intendedโ and โyou have been featured on the dreaded discover feed.โ the Japesmanโs Gambit
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www.libpol.org { EGREGORE }
17 days ago
phoneposters shall inherit the earth {
https://libpol.org
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tobyfox
6 days ago
Now dat I got Verified who wants to buy my account
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Ah well it appears that it's time to resort to the "Hit Your $2000 Computer With A Hammer Until It's In The Right Shape" strategy again.
5 days ago
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Jessica Albatross
6 days ago
Clorox: Just Fuckin Drink It I Guess Everything Sucks
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furry hater
6 days ago
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xan surnamehere
6 days ago
ok doing this and also adding bluesky's updated trusted verifiers. should be released soon?!!! (all that's left is updating the loading background color to not be bluesky dark blue and instead be the calm witchsky dark orange ๐)
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โSynapsid MD
6 days ago
"hondosing myself is praxis. i am deconstructing gender expectations by giving myself treatment resistant depression. the misery means my politics are good. i have ascended beyond your mundane conceptions of biological reality and that's why i cry every time i walk past a clothing store window."
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thisiguy / theo
6 days ago
moby dih...
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Google Balls
7 days ago
what happened?????
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if you look closely, all of my posts actually have a tiny time bomb attached to them, one day they will all blow up and you will never be able to see them again. all that will be left is the account header and a large pile of ash.
6 days ago
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i've been using
witchsky.app
for so long that clicking a link that takes me to bluesky and seeing square avatars feels really really off
loading . . .
Witchsky
https://witchsky.app
6 days ago
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joeyjoey!!!!
7 days ago
this is really funny anti homeless architecture
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โฟ ๐๐ฝ๐๐๐ โฟ
8 days ago
loading . . .
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Coach Finstock
8 days ago
Lmao send us a photo of everyone at your house so you don't need to expend energy counting while ordering pizza from Papa John's is the funniest fed post I've ever seen
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NY Times Pitchbot
9 days ago
Israel and Arab nations are urging Donald Trump to hold off on any attack of Iran. But X user @cryptobeeftallow1488 says he must strike now to show America's alpha predator supremacy. For busy presidents of the United States, it can be hard to know who to trust.
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Randall Munroe
9 days ago
16-Part Epoxy
xkcd.com/3194/
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Florence
9 days ago
The Modern John Henry
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๐ sillayizer!!!! ๐ฅ #1 F'ELLA F'AN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐งโ๐๐งโ๐๐
11 days ago
theyre adding giant dick and balls to minecraft
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IT APPROACHES.
11 days ago
Raise up your 8at!!!!!!!!
#homestuck
#deltarune
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onion person
10 days ago
iโm creating a new conspiracy theory that the reason that thereโs so much film discourse with people not understanding what they watch is because thereโs two versions of every film and they show different theaters a different version at random
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as a side project i think im going to set up one of those "math is beautiful!!!11!!1" accounts and only post bad math until somebody calls me out for it
11 days ago
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LibetsDelae ๐งฟ
11 days ago
I'm going to say something unhinged but it's a thought experiment for me. Yap session below, I just need to put these thoughts into words and discuss them.
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Theebee
12 days ago
my new fantroll. her name is Kasane Tetovn.
#homestuck
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dear god modded minecraft licensing is absolutely harrowing
11 days ago
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hellojed
13 days ago
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Poly the Parrot
13 days ago
Danger! Crystal hyperstructure integrity faltering! Integrity: 33.22%
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thisiguy / theo
13 days ago
infinite quality achieved
youtu.be/E4qMxJJAszg?...
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"OH THIS ONE IS GOING TO OWN THEM SO HARD THEY'RE GOING TO BE SO ANGRY," i shout as i spam the update button waiting for a reply
13 days ago
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LibetsDelae ๐งฟ
13 days ago
Uh oh I took sativa today
#libetsdelae
#wip
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its too late, i've already depicted myself as the beautiful passoid and you as the seething hon
14 days ago
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No Context Creepypasta Quotes IS TAKING TOO LONG
14 days ago
โWHAT THE FUCK DO THEY MEAN STUN HIM WITH LINK'S BOW!!!!!!! THE ARROWS JUST MAGICALLY DISAPPEAR WHEN THEY HIT THE WATER!!!!!!!!! FUCK THIS FUCKING BOSS AND ALL IT STANDS FOR, FUCK THIS TEMPLE FUCK THIS AREA FUCK THIS FISHโ
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Echo| VGEN COMMISSION: CHIBI ICONS OPEN
14 days ago
im posting old art. more jade posting tho haha
#homestuck
#jadeharley
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Callie !! ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ๐ฒ๐ฐ (COMMS OPEN)
14 days ago
JADE HARLEY JADE HARLEY JADE HARLEY JADE HARLEY JADE HARLEY JADE HARLEY JADE HARLEY JADE HARLEY [
#Homestuck
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#BLueskaia
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#JadeHarley
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athe52
15 days ago
Bluesky circa 2002's main UI.
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No Context Creepypasta Quotes IS TAKING TOO LONG
16 days ago
โPatrick just sitted there and watched TV, very strange, on he watched some Porn! Some Actual Porn! Not those sea porns SpongeBob watched in "Your shoe's untied" some real Fucking Porns!โ
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hawk tuah man
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