i mmmet god he told me to invest in turnip commodity stocks.... buy before its to late

we already invaded greenland, but it didn't show up on the news because we mixed them up and accidentally invaded iceland instead

i should drop out of college and start making agi slop content. i could make millions.

>hey did you hear ab- >yeah

celebrating 1500 tabs

if jxl seriously catches on im killing myself because i know it will take apple another decade to implement it

new image type thats not a square so its harder for ai to generate or sometjing

is the autism supposed to go away. i thought it was supposed to get better as you get older yet i still feel the intensely human desire to build the mechanism

random tech startup you've never heard of is proud to announce that roko's basilisk is finally operational

this is actually really fun

of course the internet is still useful, just install these 47 extensions

officially never forgiving AI companies because I ran out of space and can't buy a bigger SSD so I had to actually delete large files. Sam Altman you made me delete my pirated Columbo collection for that you must die

is this code fire

>emulator for NeXT computers >its called Previous

Never trust a person who calls their operating system GNU+Linux - Abraham Lincoln (I'm pretty sure he said that)

Sorry cheater, it's skids all the way down!

nature is beautiful {https://libpol.org}

This is still my favorite

Powerلُلُصّبُلُلصّبُررً ॣ ॣh ॣ ॣ冗 {https://libpol.org}

this is a good website {https://libpol.org}

The "golden age" problem is finally solved, please consult my helpful diagram.

wait did the olympics happen again?????? when are they gonna get bored of that shit {https://libpol.org}

fun fact plantir was originally a system to track and classify twinks, twunks, otters, and bears. until they realized it has usage outside of gay sex. {https://libpol.org}

when the wind blows in my hair i feel like that one image of lois griffin in black and white

Night

This Will Be Luigi’s Mansion If It Was Released In 2026

ok youtube

jadekawa ㅇㅅㅇ #homestuck #jadeharley #art

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i've grown tired of annoying youtubers so i've made an extension to change their names into something more entertaining p ost suggestions

we taught a monkey to understand the politics of the average /news/ poster and it killed itself

matrix could instantly replace discord if it got space-scoped permissions

Microsoft is a Corporation that can turn 30% Of All Code Is Generated By AI into Windows Notepad App Remote Code Execution Vulnerability (CVE-2026-20841)

Rest in peace Doctor... We will miss you forever... posted too close to the sun...

i've been going back and forth with discord support trying to delete my messages along with my account and now they're asking for a csv with the three or four messages with "pii" out of the 300,000 messages i've ever sent.

Hello YouTube streamer, I have sealed you in a room with a PC. You are to create a twenty minute long video, and then you may leave. However, for each effect or sound you add to the video, the needle in your arm will drain 20mL of blood. Good luck...

Microsoft is a Corporation that can turn 30% Of All Code Is Generated By AI into Windows Notepad App Remote Code Execution Vulnerability (CVE-2026-20841)

Someone just shot me with a syringe!

I'm getting yelled at by the British on this website and I'd like to apologize. In the words of Lord Vernon Maxwell, if I knew you guys had internet over there I would've never made those tweets.

this is my astetic {https://libpol.org}

YouTube recommends me a video titled "I hate malloc and free with a burning passion", I kind of silently scroll by the video because I know what its gonna be saying, sure enough 10 minutes later I get another video recommended from the same channel and its this. Awesome,

absolutely demented youtube pull

It's time to deport drug addicts who scam the government. by Elon Musk

Holy shit, how did I never notice this??