Is he a bottom or is he just dressed up as Danny Phantom for Halloween?

“How Bad Do U Want Me” but it’s while I’m dressed as Selma Blair’s cum-stained dress that she borrowed from Christina Applegate from the Sweetest Thing

the hilarious ross mathews

Really really good mac and cheese

brb yall im investigating some shit rn

I’m going to fucking **** ******

She’s into fisting I just know it

How it feels to be horny on antidepressants at work

got his ass

Got my girl back after all this time 🥹

I didn’t get promoted into the job I’m already doing so I’ve gone nonverbal and every question directed at me has been answered with this face:

Happy #fcf

She wants to be Kim so bad it’s insane

We need a bigger national spotlight on this building raid, fam. Agents dropped from helicopters onto the roof. Citizens and non-citizens alike were dragged from their homes in the night. People who weren't kidnapped during the raid had their belongings seized after the fact. This is madness.

How your emails find me

Kal-El no

Is fat cock Monday a thing?

Monday :( Again :(((

Oh yall are horny today

California Gov. Gavin Newsom reacts to ‘Jimmy Kimmel Live!’ being pulled off air: “Buying and controlling media platforms. Firing commentators. Canceling shows. These aren’t coincidences. It’s coordinated […] The @GOP does not believe in free speech. They are censoring you in real time.”

Post a movie you like with a terrible rotten tomatoes score

If I send this to you, just know I’m stoned beyond belief and have gone fully non-verbal

Stfu Pokopia looks so stupid and so fun

*laughs darkly*

Him: “Where do you want me to cum?” Me:

Doctor I trust more than RFK Jr.

If you see this, post an archer

Omg trans icon

I took a nap and had a dream that I told JD Vance his eyeliner was ugly and then I beat the fuck out of him and woke up so smiley

Tiny little itty bitty me when I have to clock in at the big suit factory

Me taking off a half day while my coworkers freak out about how busy it is

I HATE SHUCKLE! THIS IS A SHUCKLE HATE ACCOUNT! GO TO HELL SHUCKLE!

Hey Pokemon Company what in the fuck

It’s not that I’m gooning…my face just looks like that

I just hate working so much

Wedgies are so funny because like what do you mean my gorilla grip is really gripping that hard????

Good morning

Now this is what we should all be celebrating today!

Would somebody just fucking kill him omg

the president just opened a concentration camp

Post a villain you love Drolta hive, wya?

Andrew Cuomo has conceded the New York City Democratic mayoral primary to Zohran Mamdani.

As soon as this heatwave ends im going to hunt god

This is who runs this account

Let’s go hiking f words

illegal war started by a man constitutionally ineligible to be president

I hope that “owning the libs” by voting for that orange piece of shit was worth sending your children to war

I hope this email finds you firm and dripping