THE ENERGY WE NEED

Whoever did not eat a k'zayit of the bird did not fulfill their obligation. The meritorious eat the bird until sleepiness overtakes them.

Rushing to get an invoice out to a hostile client today so that payment is due on Dec. 25th, Merry Christmas to me MFers!

I want you to know I don’t like your inflatable pilgrim-hatted turkey lawn ornament But I appreciate how brazenly tacky it is And I support your right to display it

There are dozens of us. Dozens!

When you’re in a room full of people desperately trying to look like it’s not their first time in the room, there’s a lot of power in saying “boy, what a room, I’ve never been here before!” loudly enough for them all to hear you.

Worst ever death metal band out of Denton amirite

Agreed! And while I'll still have a burger on the 4th of July, I frown and shake my head a lot so people know I disapprove

It’s impossible to get customer service from Dun & Bradstreet, which is bad enough, but even worse, their hold music is the Temu version of New Slang.

Can someone please take this nutbar seriously and respond appropriately? It’s not terribly hard to do!

Two thumbs up for my neighborhood’s Brechtian commitment to alt-text.

He tricked Dems into exercising political power for the public good in a manner appropriate to the situation, truly a monumental achievement.

Chat is it smart and cool to buy fighter jets that can’t fly or shoot without regular software updates?

Famously, a man who does not drink alcohol. And yet.

After reviewing my United Healthcare family plan options for next year I’ve concluded that Luigi Mangione did nothing wrong.

Or rather, a party that only needs a one-seat majority to knock Mike Johnson out of the speakership and take control of the oversight subpoenas has room for literally anyone from across the aisle.

IT COULD BE SOME SECRET THIRD THING

Area nine-year-old dares to ask “how many Poppis can one child open, drink a few sips of, and forget about in one afternoon?” The answer may surprise you!

Some personal news, I have left NYC and I will claim it was because of Mamdani in exchange for some of that right-wing grifter money that’s always sloshing around, at which point I could maybe afford to move to NYC or someplace cool like that.

[slaps roof of Epstein scandal] You can fit so many horrible images in this thing!

At the risk of stating the obvious, a content moderation strategy that hinges upon individual mod-intitiated conversations with the offending account to determine layers of meaning and intent will start to undergo significant strain somewhere around 10-15 users.

Grijalva should insist on being sworn in on the petition.

Working on a theory that aliens discovered the earth ages ago, and they’ve been in high-level coordination with the proteins this whole time, having identified them as the best point of contact.

This yahoo is talking shit about a decorated SEAL commander and the president is building an octagon on the national mall. Seems obvious how this should end.

The lack of basic computer skills in the AI world is a fun little preview of the world they seek to create.

Sure, it’s a dangerous provocation for lots of reasons, but also they’re putting the carrier, and all it represents, at risk. Few if any of them understand this. tl;dr Whisky Pete is gonna crash that boat.

Sen. Paul stunting on Dems by showing how casually, almost carelessly, he can unilaterally exercise the sort of power that Dems claim they don’t have, using a tool that any senator can use at any time. Just for style points, and in support of a Schedule 1 narcotic.

I don’t know much about @jasonreynoldsforsenate.com but I do know that he should be capitalizing today on @markwarner.bsky.social and @kaine.senate.gov’s dishonesty to give Virginians a viable alternative to the Surrender Caucus.

Hey @kaine.senate.gov if you don’t know how to use the power we delegated to you you should relinquish it to someone who does. Resign and let Spanberger appoint someone with the skills/temperament to do the job.

Is he arguing that Wyoming is less deserving of political representation in the Senate than the District of Columbia? Sure sounds like it.

Today in mens rea:

Big “should we build a boat or sacrifice all our remaining livestock in prayers and supplications to the Lord to save us from the floods?” energy in (some of) the replies.

DC JURY: “We’re all Dunn here.”

Good! National has too many flights! Will they be cutting the empty flights they run as bribes for senators like Ted Cruz?

Times like this you can tell whose rice has flavor and whose does not.

it’s a bop

Hunched over my phone just huffing good news till I pass out

Andy Warhol Will Have His Revenge On New York

Nothing says “landslide” like getting to bed on time on election night, good work team.

The GOP version of omertà is… BIG HAT NO TATTLE Thankyou, thankyou, I’ll see myself out

So here’s to you, Ms. MacKenzie Scott, a nation turns its lonely eyes to you, woo woo woo

hey drake

If you’re in line to pitch in game 7 of the World Series, STAY IN LINE

All of this and the sports bar across the street is closed? And dark? I don’t have sports TV at home, I have a sports bar across the fucking street for times like this. WHAT THE HELL, KEVIN.

Entering the office costume contest as a ghost of my former self

If they will not award us the Nobel Peace Prize, we shall take it by force

I uninstalled Copilot, so the Copilot hotkey on the laptop keyboard is orphaned, and if I try to assign a custom action to it it tells me no other apps on my laptop will work with it, and it directs me to the Microsoft App Store where the only acceptable apps are… copilot or chatgpt. Great, awesome.

has anyone ever won a rap beef on appeal? honestly curious