I'm reading Tongue Tied and the authors repeated use of "homeopathic or traditional medicines" is really making me doubt anything he says. Why is homeopathic in there? Why is it in there FIRST???

One Medical wants you to renew prescriptions inside their app instead of having your pharmacy reach out. Amazon Pharmacy automatically tries to renew prescriptions on their end. So every renewal, Amazon tries to renew and One Medical denies it despite them being THE SAME COMPANY

A - Always B - Be C - Petting your dog

Why do people keep looking at me like I'm making a joke when I talk about the trilingual montessori daycare starting at age 1 I'm interested in!?

I am constantly finding pacifiers in pockets of everything I own

If someone sent me an email with a malicious link disguised as a subscription email with an easy to find 'unsubscribe' link, I would fall for that every time

Love when the daycare curriculum gets sent out. Next week is Wheel Week. Reading books on transportation. Practicing spinning. Rolling toys. Singing wheels on the bus. Looking at streamers hung from hoops. Stamping with circular stamps.

Baby has been repeatedly late on returning his library books and we're going to have to have a tough conversation about responsibility

Baby is attending his first concert at Carnegie Hall tomorrow

That's my mayor 💕

It's picture day at daycare today. I always hear about how expensive these photos are. But there is no amount of money I wouldn't pay for a photo of this baby in a fall outfit sitting next to some pumpkins

Imagine being the kind of person who knows about daylight savings time ahead of time

"things have changed" -my mom, surprised the doctor recommended against adding ground up McDonald's cheeseburger to Baby's formula

I picked him up this morning and HE DIDN'T SCRUNCH 😭😭😭

Some of y'all need to live menos.

Ordered the Meta glasses. Whenever I try to take videos of Baby, he stops what he's doing to look at my camera. Hoping now he doesn't notice the recording and we can keep playing without the camera interrupting us

He giggled for the first time today 😍😭

Can someone leak my SSN real quick, my identity protection from previous leaks is finally expiring

One day this baby is gonna learn that every time he vomits he gets to have a fun bath and then it's all over for us

Unreasonably worried that my baby doesn't have enough Halloween costumes

I'm shopping on whatnot and half the streams went down and all the comments are yelling at the hosts for "suddenly stopping the show"

Jake says I can't wake up our sleeping baby just to hang out with him?

Brought Baby and Freda into Home Depot and you'll never guess which one peed on the floor!

Jake is getting increasingly annoyed that in every family Halloween costume idea, Griffin is a dog, he and Freda are the main leads, and I'm a sexy version of something stupid

Finally found a video!

Love that the official NYC Campaign Finance Board has emailed me a mayoral debate bingo card

"I wish everyone would just listen to me complain instead of trying to solve my problems" -my baby, too hungry to eat

0 hours until this trip and already understanding what parents mean when they say it's easier to drive than fly with kids

They asked for volunteers to do a contest while the judges were picking cosplay contest winners. Griffin got selected. They were like we don't actually want you for the contest but we do want you for this ... And then they played the Lion King song and everyone kneeled

One hour into NYCC and I have been spit up on

I haven't read them but these are the sapphic drops so far

He looked far and wide but eventually found the milk in the last place he looked (already inside of his mouth)

we're 20 minutes into a panel that is supposed to be us watching 2 movies directed by GRRM. His assistant finally interrupted "we love hearing you talk but we want to see the movies." GRRM said "this is my uppity minion" and went back to talking 😅

Fun fact George R R Martin was the very first person to buy a ticket to New York Comic Con (back when it started in 1964)

I remember last NYCC I would ask booths if they had sapphic fantasy books for sale and they would have None and this year they're dropping like 2 arcs of it a day

People keep coming up to me and saying "I remember when mine was that small, now he's in college". I don't think they understand this is a baby? Why would he ever go to college? They don't accept babies?

Wait I didn't know they actually said "googoo gaga"

Baby is having a crazy brain growth spurt this week. Started successfully reaching (likes to hit dangling things) and babbling (just g's and b's so far)

Every time the UN meets in New York, they send cops to every intersection to cause chaos as they randomly send cars with or against the traffic lights for no clear benefit. I am constantly nearly getting hit by cars the entire week

Don't tell anyone in New York I said this, but I forgot how nice Hoboken is

It's actually illegal to sleep in a crib and this baby is a law abiding citizen

Every time Jake asks me "what's the sign for dog again?" I show him the sign for sister

These baby headphones worked a lot better before he knew about hands

My mom is very confused about how the baby will learn to talk if he's not allowed to watch TV

Unreasonably worried about if me and my dog clash since I'm wearing silver and she's wearing gold

This baby is so much better at eating while asleep than while awake?

Daycare has been a lifesaver. Having a few chunks of time a week to get errands and chores and naps done really helps me stay ON when it's play with baby time and also stay generally sane.