Baby pajamas that are anything but a connected zipper should be illegal. Buttons, disconnected zippers, or anything that isn’t a connected zipper should be a crime. Trying to connect a split zipper with a pissed off child is like trying to put a hoodie on an alligator.

We've reached record levels of "so back"

Times I turn on water mode on my watch for swimming 3–4 times a year. Times I turn it on while holding the baby, nearly daily.

Every time I fly I’m astounded by the number of people that actually drink tomato juice.

Update

Tonight!!! 7PM EST / 4PM PST Episode 2 of AMY'S DEAD-END DREAMHOUSE "Ugly Panic" goes live on @nebula.tv!!! In this episode, Amy realizes the quickest way to make her life considerably better is to become "hot." She did her own research, you can't argue with science.

Had a visitor in the yard today

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And... Episode 1 of Amy's Dead End Dreamhouse is LIVE!! I cant describe what a Dream it was to work with such an amazing cast and crew. The joy on set was infectious. So many told us it was the best thing they've worked on. They were my first audience. Now it's all of you 🫠❤️

My wife’s version of the bat signal

Our banana tree is finally starting to pay off

new challenge for NYC residents just dropped

Parenthood is unashamedly scatting to Phil Colin’s “Trashin’ The Camp” at your kids until they roll their eyes

I’m at the age where anytime I workout I go ahead and take a preemptive Tylenol.

the 90s are back, baby, and so is Jet Lag

My son was very upset just now to learn that flying squirrels in fact do not have jet packs

Officially the time of year where any outside activity has the sole goal of not dying of heat stroke.

Girl Yerba my angel, Yerba my darling angel

Watch this video for the children... and Michelle.

Guess who made a Broccumentary? 17 Pages, a documentary from Kevan MacKay, the creator behind the BobbyBroccoli account, is out NOW on Nebula. go.nebula.tv/17pages

This was so outrageously funny

Can’t be coincidence

My 2 month old losing his shit and me trying to console him. My 5 year old: “I SAID KNOCK KNOCK!”

the game is afoot

On Nebula Fall 2025

Please hire professionals.

This morning was really tough, had to say goodbye to a wonderful member of the family. Got a really aggressive form of bone cancer and went downhill fast. Gonna really miss Nala.

ATTENTION BELOVED EUROPEANS: you can now buy the hide and seek home game in ✨metric✨ and it will be shipping from EU warehouses for ✨a normal amount of money✨... so if you were looking to pick up a copy, now's the time!! store.nebula.tv

Thank you.

The team worked so hard for this achievement. I could not be more proud of the hard work and dedication that went into every minute of this wonderful show. Thanks to the whole team and the amazing fans for this incredible honor!

WE DID IT! Jet Lag is the People's Voice Webby winner! winners.webbyawards.com/2025/video-f...

We learned a lot about our panel on the latest Abolish Everything!

it's important this go as viral as the original story for morale purposes if nothing else. despite the image they project these people are NOT unaccountable. consequences CAN be forced. focused anger and outrage MATTERS.

Elon thinking Zaphod Beeblebrox is the hero of the story is the same energy as those that think starship troopers isn’t a fascist allegory.

Marketplace really does have gems

Friends, @adamchase.bsky.social was recently the victim of a horrible attack. And if that isn’t enough to get you to watch Abolish Everything on @nebula.tv, you can learn more by watching his set abolishing the dentist on YouTube.

we're trying out something new to promote abolish everything: putting out a few full sets on the nebula YT page, to rlly give people a taste of the show. mine just dropped and i'd love for you to give it a watch--if you haven't checked out the show yet I think you might rlly like it!

I just introduced my mom to Balatro, and I feel like the sleezy drug dealers they warned us about in DARE in the 90s.

this is the last day to vote, and last I checked the numbers, the RuPaul webseries was getting a little close for comfort..........

If you haven’t gotten a @nebula.tv subscription yet to watch Abolish Everything…let @alisemorales.bsky.social show you what you’re missing. You can see her full ABOLISH SPEAKERPHONES set right now on YouTube!

bing bong

It all started with 17 pages.

Our 4/25 Abolish Everything! tapings are almost sold out! Grab your tix while you can because these are all-killer, no-filler, bangers only, etc. caveat.nyc/events/aboli...

Living in a college town when they win a national championship is quite something.

@andymvega.bsky.social's "Middle Riddle" just about broke me

Me in the drive-thru with my family, asking my wife what she wants to eat. My child in the back at the top his lungs, “She wants a margarita!”.