GUESS WHAT THE LUMP WASNT HIS KIDNEY ANS NOW HE IS DYING

I just realised I forgot to make my pilgrimage to Him Tortons in Chinatown in Toronto but I ensure I will return and make double my respects

I am happy to update that Vince continues to defy his death notice, f u vet he’s going to live forever

My friend took this while at the New York ballet and we screamed when we were looking at our photos

I don’t know how to even put this, I brought Vince in for a vaccine on Monday and the vet discovered a large lump in his abdomen. He had an ultrasound today which confirms his has a large tumour around his small intestine and has a couple of weeks left, we hope. I feel shattered agghgggghhhh

I did a whole set while doing an impression of Elizabeth Holme and no one asked me to!! That’s comedy baby

I immediately dropped my Korean corn dog in the car last week

My best friend is both a farmer and a jet set business person so this is expected

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I organised a workplace wellbeing training day yesterday and talked about my mum dying like 5 different times to keep the mood UP but I also lead the crafts portion of the day

I’m doing a show in Belfast in a few weeks! Wowee!!!

Fun things from this weekend! It was @undeniablyalex.bsky.social’s birthday which was very important!!

I love tormenting audiences!!

Happy to announce that my 6 week eye infection has not subsided with antibiotics and in fact my other eye lid is swelling today too

Did you see last night’s genius game with a main match game I was told about like a year-and-a-half ago designed by @undeniablyalex.bsky.social?? No?? Then you should watch it actually!!!

I managed to take this photo today before the big work conference I helped organise ☺️

In my head Allie X is one of the most popular pop stars in the world but like there are still tickets for her gig at the Òran Mór??

We’re so cute and it makes me so happy eee @undeniablyalex.bsky.social

We saw Princess Diana alive and in the flesh??? @awkwardprods.co.uk

[Photo Thread] Yesterday's March for Trans Rights and anti-racist demo in Belfast.

I’m mad because I was with my best friend for two weeks and we got to hang out nearly every day and now I have to wait a whole month before she comes to visit me in NI?? But I want to hang out right now??

i wrote for @tribunemagazine.bsky.social about the supreme court judgment, and how the idea that it ‘clarifies’ gender is actually a violent project to reify right-wing ideas of ‘nature’ and produce a two-tier gendered system

I got a photo taken of me and my best friend and we look so gorgeous i actually don’t feel like I can share it publicly in case everyone falls in love with us

I finally watched the first ep of the genius game uk and it’s genuinely really fun and silly!! The death match was good to play along with and you should watch it if you haven’t yet

I went to a Korean spa in Dallas yesterday and it was literally the best place, it is a palace built for napping

I went to Dollywood and cried my eyes out at how emotional it made me, I love her so much

This morning I found out that the bass pro shop pyramid is in Memphis, Tennessee and not Atlanta as I thought and we were going through Memphis Tennessee and therefore the bass pro shop pyramid

Blue prince is broken on my steam deck so instead of cutscenes I have this and Alex has to explain the plot to me over the phone

Hello! Genius Game starts in a week and I'm so excited to share it with you all ❤️ Episodes are on Wednesdays and Thursdays, and then I'll be chatting with the eliminated contestants and special guests on the Dealer's Room podcast every Saturday. Some beautiful defeats are incoming 💠

I’ll be in Dollywood in less than two weeks and I’m going feral I’m so excited

One weird and hard thing about grief is that even though I live right beside the sea, it’s so hard to go there without mummy, it sometimes doesn’t feel worth it without her

I love my trans friends and family and girlfriend and everyone else can bite me!!!!!!

This looks like I’m on the X Factor and I’m going to say I was

I am in love with these three necklaces I’ve bought/been gifted the last few weeks

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A straight colleague tried to introduce Chappell Roan to me today

Little sign of a very relaxed dog

I saw a comedian recently do the whole “I am in my 30s and therefore I’m just ugly and terrible” thing and made fun of a 24 year old in the audience for being young and pretty like 1. Speak for yourself, turning 30 made me 80% hotter and 2. Don’t bully some woman cause you have low self esteem??

I want to make clear that this outfit is from DUNNES Dunnes is never beating the “has some lovely things in stock” allegations I SWEAR

Listenin’ & Yappin’

Rebecca Black is going to end up on my Spotify wrapped this year I swear cause her new album is incredible

I forgot to share my big giant fancy shirt I wore to torture more audiences about my darn porcelain dolls

On international women’s day, I did a bit about pulling out a menstrual cup and throwing it in someone’s face in self defense

I MC’d a gig for the first time last night to raise money for Women’s Aid and I keep crying cause I know my mummy would be so proud

For those not watching married at first sight Australia, they’ve gone through everyone over there and now this season two different couples already knew each other

Selfies from the week with special guest Alex

Vince can go from little baby to distinguished and unconcerned gentleman in the space of an hour

I just remembered when I found a load of real life private Facebook accounts for at the time SNL cast members in 2011