Oh so when Japan celebrates a specific seasonal ingredient for a season it’s “so cool!” But when North Americans go apeshit for pumpkin spice for autumn suddenly it’s “too much”?

I think we need to put the following terms on dating profiles to rest: - “cute dates” (what does that even mean?!) - “intentional connections” (have you… not been intentionally dating?) - “relationship anarchy” (I think we’re letting fuckbois run the show) - “solo poly” (DATING IT IS CALLED DATING)

Things cavemen would love: - water beds - uber eats - porn on phone - pastel crayons - toilet paper - indoor heating - crockpots - indoor cooling - sybian machine

Is he… you know? *mimes bleeding out from a neck wound* pro second amendment?

It’s Jockstraps update day! We update every second Wednesday with goofy soccer hijinks and unhinged faculty requests. Check us out on WebToon: m.webtoons.com/en/canvas/jo...

Headline: Canada named among top 5 countries with the best quality of life in the world American replies: MUST BE NICE Canadian replies: FUCK ALBERTA! FUCK DOUG FORD! FUCK YOU CARNEY! FUCK YOU PEEPEE! FUCK YOU USELESS NDP! Australians: I really liked the summer I spent working in Banff.

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Halloween themed Home Depot ad where they help Old Man Withers build traps for the Scooby Gang.

Teaching people one at a time that companies will use your charitable donations for their tax write offs

It’s very beautiful, Ryan. I hope it doesn’t come into my ranch and vacuum up my horses into a gaping alien maw

Passion project checkpoint! Show me what you 🫵🏻 are currently working on

Just DM things I do: change the HP of a boss depending on how low my players’ HP is. I never want things to feel easy, but I also don’t wanna do a TPK

No one ever: you know what’s gonna make me wanna move into this house? Some hideous fake grey wood flooring

Fun fact: Taylor Swift and Ben Affleck could have been the children-in-law of RFK Jr

Passion project checkpoint! Show me what you 🫵🏻 are currently working on

Chiitan follows me I’m so honoured

@henrybarajas.bsky.social is a hilarious and cool dude! I got to give a quote for his comic series Death to Pachuco! Check it out! www.simonandschuster.ca/books/Death-...

"Death to Pachuco continues to be a riveting historical noir, dripping with 1940’s intrigue while not pulling any punches on the bloody history of Los Angeles." - @bettytherob.bsky.social (Assassin’s Creed Valhalla, Alien Rogue Incursion, Jockstraps) Preorder 👉🏽 bindings.app/read/2Ff3kNs7

@bettytherob.bsky.social !

Don’t have to prove my age on YouTube because I’ve been watching Venture Brothers compilations of late

Just polling the masses here on BlueSky, please boost if you can. If you are a queer person do you think that all sapphic art should be soft and gentle? Do you think that work that has a more passionate sense of desire is degrading? I’d like to know. I’ve been getting mixed feedback.

The internet is mad stoked for Death to Pachuco #1! Read the first six pages and preorder today! bindings.app/read/2Ff3kNs7

We have a very cathartic new issue of Jockstraps today for anyone wishing they could literally beat the heat back with a fire hose Source: www.webtoons.com share.google/f2uox8Bt7A0S...

Sorry I didn’t find your girl child in the body of a sexy woman character groundbreaking, it’s just that I’ve seen science fiction films before

Starts throwing pocket pussies at an NBA game… you know… for crypto reasons

That can’t be comfortable

Shout out to that Covid road trip I took to Tofino, where we had to stop the car in Cathedral Grove because I was crying so hard listening to Fourth of July

Save me Heavy Metal 1997 illustration by Oscar Chichoni, save me

Bury me in the woke sequels that were objectively good but not marketed well and therefore dismissed as flops

Help! I’m a successful man in a happy marriage, but my wife has gotten more attention than me lately? Should I cheat and blame her success?

Would you call the cops if a giant skeleton broke into your home to deliver presents or are you cool?

I feel like we’ve been finding out Sydney Sweeney is a Republican for the past 3 years

Just found out that Jockstraps has been getting comments on WebToon and went through them last night kicking my feet and giggling m.webtoons.com/en/canvas/jo...

Go for it. I don't even care any more.

Banana Chaos

Blaagghhlllllbbbbbbbllllllll.

So ends the #MeToo movement. With loss after loss after loss to rape culture. Diddy is allowed to hold rape parties. Hockey players are allowed to gang rape a woman in a hotel room. These are not criminal acts. Women are not entitled to safety or bodily autonomy. It was fun pretending otherwise

“Women are bad drivers” was a stereotype created after women were allowed to get licenses and therefore able to plan escapes from abusive relationships. It’s like “women are bad with money” which is used as an argument against us having bank accounts and being financially independent

Sliding into Margaret Qualley’s DMs to ask her if her mom is single

You can tell Christianity won the war on Christianity because now people are shaking in their boots at the prospect of offending evangelicals and evangelicals are eroding human rights worldwide

Being a fitness bro sucks ass. It takes over your life and then you’re never even satisfied with how you look. Can’t eat ice cream and you have dysmorphia anyway.

When Banana was a little baby she would fall asleep in my lap after every meal. She got unsnuggly after about 4 months, so I’m glad she’s back to being a cuddle bug

Oh, you’re fluent in sarcasm? I took it as an elective in high school, so I know like, numbers, colours, and greetings.

Wait… some of you are still writing Harry Potter fic? I thought that was a joke

Guess who ate weed off the ground on one of our walks and needed a $150 emergency vet visit

I start with a character design and an vague plot idea. I think a lot of stuff is instinctual plot shape wise, but characters often surprise me. Since I don’t have a hard set personality at the beginning I let them dictate what they would/wouldn’t do. Second drafts are for increasing drama.

It finally happened to me. I heard my alarm going off in a dream. I spent the last five minutes of my dream frantically looking for the phone alarm that was going off