Legend says that on the night of his death, the veil between worlds will be weakened and your girlfriend has a 100% chance of getting you pregnant

“We’re going to a cabin with our queer friends” has got to be the most thinly veiled way of saying an orgy is happening I’ve ever experienced.

Hulk hogan arrives at the pearly gates, approaches St. Peter And asks to be let in, OH BUT HERE COMES ANDRE THE GIANT WITH THE STEEL CHAIR!!!

Sometimes I feel like I’m a bad person, other people tell me I’m not, they list all the good things I do and how much I help others and how I’m definitely not a bad person. It just makes me feel even worse because all that means is I’m fooling them and I’m really so much worse than I thought before

I can’t believe Epstein killed himself the day before he was about to be acquitted for a complete lack of evidence, wild.

ChatGPT addiction should be treated by giving patients a magic 8 ball.

Had a lovely day at the park with partners 💕 @eliza-supriza.bsky.social @melt-on-my-strap.bsky.social

My metamour is actively trying to turn our friends to lovers arc into an enemies to lovers arc because it is objectively hotter