Uh, is that Trashcan Man?

Now entering . . .

I'm about to get up for work. The Greek Row revelers are still going strong. Sounds like they'll be using Easter as I used to use it: for recovery.

A customer gave me her email address, and it contained the number 69. Before I could even think, tee-hee, she said, "I'm not a freak. Its my age!" I can usually keep a straight face when talking to customers, but that made me crack up.

No lie detected.

when i become mayor your penis will not dissappear inside of your balls whenever you sit down . That will not happen anymore

One of my favorite radio shows. I also loved The Hermit's Cave and The Whistler.

If you live in the DeKalb area (which is pretty much all of northern IL), the public library has a couple of my books on their shelves. More will be coming soon. Check it out:

My mom is in this picture. Any guesses as to which one is her?

My cheese coffers are nearly bare. Payday is tomorrow, so this terrible situation is only temporary. I must survive the night. It will be difficult, but if I could get around for months with metal rods through my leg, I can do this.

The Best Comic Book of the Week is GI Joe Special Missions Baroness. These silent issues are getting a little tedious, but this one blew me away. Its gorgeous and has a fun story.

See that puddle? There's a rabbit hole under there. I hope my neighbors are okay.

What do you mean, panic? This sounds like a great way to get a ton of gold pressed latinum.

GOODNIGHT, FUCKERS #1048

I wonder what happened here.

Holy shit. It's real. Garth Ennis really *did* write a Hawk the Slayer book.

I hate it when that happens.

GOODNIGHT, FUCKERS #1047

You'd better believe I'll be speaking in a Benoit Blanc voice.

Looks like someone pissed on the floor in the bathroom at work. Not a lot. Maybe they hit the rim, and it splashed back, but they most certainly didnt clean it. They then took a bath in the sink, as evidenced by the prodigious amount of water on the counter and floor over there.

Me 10 years ago:

One of the best footnotes ever.

I read a few books 🙂; in part one I review work by John Brunner, Kevin Candela, John Bruni, Kent Hill, Mignola/Fegredo, Graham Greene and Jo Walton www.uncomfortablydark.com/post/03-27-2...

As of today, it has been one year since I had to leave home. I was certain that would make me drink, but it didn't. After moving three times, I can't believe I survived it all.

Get in, loser. We're building our own Philosopher's Stone!

GOODNIGHT, FUCKERS #1046

OK, now I want to know, too.

Ah jeez.

The Best Comic Book of the Week is Skinbreaker #7. Goddam, that's a beautiful book.

OK, it's run it's course. Last one.

Related to last night's GF:

GOODNIGHT, FUCKERS #1045

Part 10

Part 9

Where did I leave off? Is this part 8? We'll go with that.

My fellow Americans. Did you file your taxes? Do they owe you money? Have you gotten that money? I've been waiting for a ridiculous amount of time. Am I the only one? Or is the government not paying us so they can afford to bomb Iranian schoolgirls?

Just say yes to drugs and art.

Here’s your morning mood, courtesy of Emilia Cantor.

True story.

There are a bunch of pieces of toilet paper like this on the floor in the bathroom at work. The only thing I can think of is, this guy's got to have an itchy butthole, and he's violently rubbing at it with TP. Naturally he's leaving it on the floor for our enjoyment.

Pfft. Amateur.

Poll: 96% Of Bands Looking For Slightly Better Drummer https://theonion.com/poll-96-of-bands-looking-for-slightly-better-drummer-1819573358/

Since it's a nice day, I have my windows open. A bunch of kids are playing in the courtyard, and one of my customers heard them. He asked, "Are you at a karate class?"

devil's hair pasta and it's just pubes

The Best Comic Book of the Week is a tough call, but I'm going with Good as Dead #6. That was a damned satisfying final issue.

I had to call a guy named Demon this morning in response to his request for glass. When his voicemail picked up, it said, "You have reached Donald Trump. If you'd like to leave a message . . ." Etc. Well played, sir. Well played. *slow clap*

Chuck Norris dying is one of the signs of the apocalypse. It's in the Book of Revelation. Now sounds like a good time to maybe pull back on World War 3?

Zombie marionettes?! OK, come on. One of these writers had to have worked on Gotham, too. Because I haven't even mentioned the creepy masked guys among the gleefully clapping audience.

Part 7

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