She’s soooo fucking unserious 😭😭😭

I need to log out of TikTok 😭

It was my birthday and none of you sent me cock pics 😔

I thought that was Chris Evan’s next to Conner and I almost cumbusted on the spot

Wait why’s that one Mumford kinda hot tho 🫦

This got my pussy so wet omg

Came across this image while on the stair master and I almost ate shit cause it’s so fucking funny, this video makes me cackle every time 😂

But they left the slur in?

As a teenager I was so obsessed with all the men from Charmed but especially Eric Dane, rest in peace king

I miss these glasses, I have no fucking idea where I left them

This HBO promo is frying me 😭

The way I’m only attracted to Ben when he looks like this

The limit does not exist

James Van Der Beek rest in peace king, I know Dawson is his most iconic role but damn was he so hilarious in Don’t Trust the Bitch in Apartment 23

Britney selling her catalog makes me sad idk it feels like she’s really done done with music 😔

I know it’s cringe to post when celebs like your stuff but Jade my queen ♥️ go stream That’s Showbiz Baby! It’s so good

Me all week after the Bad Bunny Super Bowl

Am I the only one who heard Gaga singing in Spanish during the Super Bowl? I’m rewatching videos of her performance and I’m realizing I was hearing things but istg she sang in Spanish at some point 🥴😭

Me outside the cottage watching the blinds roll back up

Ariana they could never make me hate you ♥️

People questioning Madre Monstruo like she hasn’t been Mexican this whole time gtfo

And it was front to front 🫦

When Benito said Argentina

When Benito said Nicaragua

when Benito said Venezuela

When Benito said Mexico

Guys grinding on each other during the half time show #gayrights

Gaga!!! More like Gagged!!! Holy shit

Has bestie @heyjaeee.bsky.social seen this yet?

I miss the days when The Onion was satire and not our every day lives

“Is your pussy green?”

Favorite video from tonight cause istg she made eye contact with me a couple of times

About to see Jade ♥️

I fucking hate it here, RIP to a legend

Is Wonder Man good?

Y’all are fake af fine ill go by myself

Who wants to go see Jade in SF with me next Tuesday?

I'm just gonna tell people that this is Heated Rivalry

Bitch I’m out of control over on TikTok 🥹

Not my house, but know my way around

I know Shane’s inner monologue was going crazy

Pop perfection beginning to end, no skips, and everyone paying it dust shows how tasteless they all are

The way I’ve been laughing all morning 😂

I just know a Latina theater girly fell to her knees

The Miss Universe Mexico drama is sooo juicy omg

He was crazy for this

Bookmarks are here! ok yall, post hog so I can fill them up like the library of Polexandria

You’re telling me this beefcake is a hunter?

They need to invent a word stronger than feral cause omfg 🥵