if aoc runs for president in 2028 dsa is going to go up in flames lmao

the start of the hundred days might be the most plot armor moment in european history

this year for lent im giving up

update: i will kill past me

i think i like bluesky. much more chill than The App Which Shall Not Be Named

its almost 11pm and im still awake. future me will probably not like this

Red World Lore Fact: in 1972 the Democratic ticket was George Wallace and Mike Gravel

wfh is the best thing ever

wörk update: my task requires access to a website that lets me test user groups but i dont have access to the site and everyone else who does is out today

do you think

i love the chaos of our party attempting to cut a deal with a monstrous race in dnd

i cant believe id stopped playing stellaris for so long. im really enjoying myself even though im mostly just achievement hunting

i thirst for coffee

head hurt :(

i should try to 100% stellaris

women hockey

Friday at last…

yknow the ladies used to call me "the guy who shat his pants" back in college

it's not easy breeding deer for gigantism, but that's why I make the big bucks

boba fett more like booba feet 🤤

i have a pimple on the bridge of my nose right where my glasses sit

just uninstalled ubereats from my phone

i am both of these people at alternating times of the day

you can really eat anything and if you regret it, just poop it out!

real gamers retweet their own tweets

real gamers retweet their own tweets

Favorite people on this website are the ones who are convinced Biden would have won if he stayed in the race

after getting my new phone all my progress on my hacked Godus got wiped

It's nice when I find the energy to work on the projects I'm passionate about. I just wish I had the mental stability to maintain it without burning out again

sorry for having a fat ass and a crippling anxiety disorder

i almost forgot to copy my conga line of handshaking emojis from my twitter profile!

i have been drinking soooo much seltzer water these past few days

ive really been tempted to try one of those "find your ancestry" service things. there's so many stories about my family that i was told as a kid and i want to see the history behind them

wörk

good morning kind people who live in my phone. how are you all doing today?

We put our family's dog, Batman, to rest tonight. He passed peacefully, surrounded by his family and with his favorite tug o war rope by his side. He lived a long and happy life, and I'm grateful to have known him these past 15 years. Rest well, old man.

they should put corbyn back in charge of the labour party

i would post the Red World Electoral Maps of the Day™️ here too but i dont have the Twitter Premium post length or polls to find out what The People think

i think i have consumed too much coffee

they call me they call me the way they call me

just drank a glass of strawberry lemonade like 10 minutes after finishing a milkshake my tum tum did not like that

I've said it before and I'll say it again: If DSA decides now to break from the Democrats and form our own party, we will either become America's largest socialist book club and be powerless, or we will hand power to the Republicans for a generation by spoiling every election we run in

sportsball

SSRIs really are magical

New video! Chinareich is back, baby! www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_iv...

next hoi4 video has been edited! gonna be a brisk 38 minute video lmao

100 followers already??? thank you all so much!!! @diplomatofnight.com you are the greatest hypewoman of all time

when is bluesky getting its ai companion, brok