So if I read this correctly, the Supremes should cave because otherwise he’ll think of something worse.

OK, tonight’s NFL game is better than Monday’s game because ... I love seeing the Raiders get beat? I mean, I love seeing the Cowboys get beat, too, but somehow watching the Raiders get beat is better. Even if it’s by Denver.

Jury nullification is real, and sometimes necessary. thehill.com/regulation/c...

Trying to remember the last time the Caps were ahead by 5 goals at the end of the 2nd period. ************* OK, I’ve got nothing.

Well this blew up, at least by my standards, so in the time honored tradition of the old place I going to ask you to do something: Get every friend you've got and make sure they’re registered to vote. If they’re not, help them get registered. It’s only 363 days to the next general election.

Would have expected to hear something from the Epstein Memorial Mansion by now — is his caps lock key broken?

If you live in a red state and the Democrats aren’t running a candidate for your state’s legislature next year, start campaigning for that seat — you have a good chance of winning.

Rachel Maddow should win an Emmy for resisting the urge to start laughing uncontrollably.

Pete Davidson and Colin Jost need to explain what’s going on here.

Wichita State turned up on my ESPN+ feed. Takes me back. The first college basketball game I saw in person was in the Roundhouse. Dave Stallworth was playing. Don’t do the math.

Most people retire in their 60s. Most house cats retire all day.

I'm not giving the NYT any more information about me then they already have,* and in any case I don't live in NYC, but if you so desire, go for it: www.nytimes.com/interactive/...

My first reaction was "Welcome Back, Kotter," but then I realized it was Kapler, not Kaplan. OTOH, it is the Marlins, so it's a similar show. www.cbssports.com/mlb/news/mar...

All because a baseball got stuck under a wall

3 outs left in the season. Or 333 — it’s been that kind of series.

Does Toronto set its clocks back tonight? Asking for a commissioner of baseball.

F

H-OPL (Off Pitcher’s Leg)

So Ohtani just … gave up?

Declare the game over, now.

By tomorrow night the Rogers Centre wall will have a have a ridge at the bottom of the wall to make sure the ball bounces out of there.

OK, regardless of source, credit where due: That's a great headline.

Good for her

Southwest commercial: Now we have assigned seating. Actors in commercial “Doesn’t everybody?" “They do now." 'We’re the same as every other boring discount airline’ doesn’t sound like a great selling point.

Looks at post WWII history “I’m shocked! Shocked!" Pause “Uh, actually, I’m not."

SNAP funding cost $100 Billion last year. In terms of personal fortunes, that works out to 1/5 Musk or 1/3 Ellison or 2/5 Zuckerberg or 2/5 Bezos

Good night

Wait, are the Blue Jays allowed to have a runner on third?

Unless Armageddon comes before the end of this commercial, we have now tied the World Series record for the longest game.

The Ghost Runner is looking pretty good right now.

Eventually Manfred will say “f*k it, let Ohtanti pitch"

I should have gone to bed an hour ago, but I’m having to much fun here.

the year is 2047. water is currency. emperor dwayne ‘the rock’ johnson is humankind’s last hope against the army of octopus that walked out of the seas three years ago. the dodgers and blue jays are starting the 17,432nd inning of game 3 of the 2025 world series.

The Pope will put on that Cubs jersey before this game is over.

“The winning run is in scoring position!" Again. And again. And Again.

Jimmy Hoffa’s whereabouts will be found on an FBI computer before this game is over.

Your reminder that the Dodgers already hold the record for the longest World Series game, and it was also Game 3.

So he’s buried on a Trump property?

In the future, all religious leaders will be from Chicago

Freddie Freeman has always been the player I love on the teams I hate.

The Republic may be falling, but at least we can watch the World Series and the Chiefs at the same time

Another reason not to use AI (hey, I'm old, all my non-computer savvy friends still use FB)

Wait, there’s still a Woolworth’s?

If the Wizards finish higher than 22nd in the NBA this year, they’ve failed. wapo.st/42T6mHX

You know, the Internet was supposed to be designed to keep things like this from happening.

I’m thinking Arsène Lupin, but I’m reliably informed that he’s fictional, so I’ll go with Thomas Crown. www.yahoo.com/news/world/a...

“Mr. President, your program for destroying the Constitution is working. What are you going to do for an encore?" “Well," www.bbc.com/news/article...

Tonight’s SNL seems to be trying to prove that Bowen Yang is the essential member of the cast.