Doctors recommend this one trick for a long life: look up from your phone before crossing the street. Yes, pedestrians have the right way, but if multiple cars have to slam on their brakes to avoid hitting you, you chose poorly. 🕺 🚗 🚙

Titties are meaty today. Yes you can grab them while I’m on top of you

Accidentally made quad espresso instead of double. I am this 🤏 far away from being able to hear WiFi signals

Need to get some road miles @infernowolf.bsky.social ?

I like reading a good recipe and Coq au Vin is a fine dish. But, something about this description is a little off…

Hey so I’m kind of horny after my lift. Meet me in the sauna, suck my cock and lick my feet clean. Thanks champ 😘

TMOT

Meh, it turned out. I like it

It’s an amazing movie, but certain scenes just pull at my heart. Delmar so genuinely concerned it’s amazing

It begins again…

Ah yes, #2016 the year the airline lost my luggage going to a 9-day Atlantis Cruise. Awesome

For no particular reason I decided to learn how to knit. A few glitches and messed up stitches, but getting the hang of it Cheapest hobby I have tried in a long time and definitely easier on my body than most

HALLO FRIENDS! I’m super excited to announce that I am now the host of @slightlyfurry.bsky.social karaoke night! Welcome to Kiguoke!

When the flight attendant has impeccable timing Also yes I am watching a 30-year old cartoon and yes, I know every word

Hotel bathroom lighting for #scs

Happy

Something tells me it’s Friday #fcf

Post your favourite nude of 2025. You can only pick one.

Ho ho…. yeah whatever, get busy #mcm #monochromemonday #gay #nakedsanta

Reading your letter to Santa

I got a new chair

Just remember that spelling counts in your Christmas letters. If you accidentally write to “Dear Satan” you’re in for a surprise

My diet would be perfect, if ranch dressing were a vegetable

And today on fat bicep Friday

TIL that the actor who plays Ilya Rozanov grew up in Odessa Texas. I’m shattered 😵

If you’re an #exhibitionist, quote this post with a full-frontal nude.

Good morning towel Tuesday #toweltuesday

The problem with cute animal movies just before Christmas is that kids want one as a pet. How many letters to Santa this year will request a venomous pit viper?

Naked men, multiple sex scenes, and no penises. 🤷‍♂️ The way American (and Canadian) studios fear an exposed cock is hysterical At this point, the blocking and camera angles to avoid it are more distracting

Accidental Renaissance “Sizing Up the Competition”

Softie Saturday give my best 1970’s Playgirl open-robe vibe

When #fcf strikes on the way to the gym. Nobody will notice, right?

Time for some reindeer games

The first 3 words you see will define your 2026 Wqwd Cjka Alfcgnewca I suck at these

Greeting the morning sun with power and determination. Also entertaining the neighbors #mcm

Hotel lighting ftw

Late entry for #fcf

Remember this holiday season when you see retail employees pouring vodka into their Starbucks cup, no you didn’t

A company can process a payment in a split second, but they still send things to the wrong address that you’ve updated six weeks earlier

Brain decided that we needed to watch a Muppet movie tonight. So here we are…

When you find your light

First Kraken game. Let’s Go Kraken!!

A fine and happy Fursday

This isn't going to turn into one of those accounts where I, like, see which pasta shape feels the best to fuck or whatever, but a friend and I were being horny and silly

Sunday…

Would you like to see my master sword?

Sunshine feels good

Why I hate home automation. The remote control which has worked for 10 years suddenly stopped because Logitech turned off the service. 🖕

I only fuck guys who vote correctly, though

While I am interested in the outcome of various elections, I will check all the results tomorrow morning. Emotionally I can’t handle the up/down/wait cycle of election night news