Hotel lighting ftw

Late entry for #fcf

Remember this holiday season when you see retail employees pouring vodka into their Starbucks cup, no you didn’t

A company can process a payment in a split second, but they still send things to the wrong address that you’ve updated six weeks earlier

Brain decided that we needed to watch a Muppet movie tonight. So here we are…

When you find your light

First Kraken game. Let’s Go Kraken!!

A fine and happy Fursday

This isn't going to turn into one of those accounts where I, like, see which pasta shape feels the best to fuck or whatever, but a friend and I were being horny and silly

Sunday…

Would you like to see my master sword?

Sunshine feels good

Why I hate home automation. The remote control which has worked for 10 years suddenly stopped because Logitech turned off the service. 🖕

I only fuck guys who vote correctly, though

While I am interested in the outcome of various elections, I will check all the results tomorrow morning. Emotionally I can’t handle the up/down/wait cycle of election night news

Now available at Doghouse Leathers and locally crafted by @kink.pupifer.com 3D printed paddles & collars with matching locks.

If your corporate email still has ‘Loren Ipsum’s in it, I refuse to take you seriously

I saw a white Tesla hit a black Tesla today and I was very disappointed that there was no reality ripping total annihilation. It was just sort of a plastic thud.

This is why I don’t run on treadmills. They don’t change with the seasons and bring you beautiful surprises

Good dogs vote! Bite fascists!

Sunday fun day, hangover horn, when you’re just feeling yourself #gay #cock #gaybear #hairy #stroking #naked #funday

You can’t make a poncho sexy Me: hold my beer

Now excuse me while I go work off 15 pounds of Halloween candy

My costume when Halloween falls on #fcf

Now that I have shaved my head, do I need to dye my goatee and start my super villain arc? Muhaha!!!…

Washing down your PrEP with a combination of pre-workout and fiber drink is about as gay as you can get without in involving a second penis

It is #fcf after all. So whether you celebrate fat cock or furry chest, I got you covered

People make the most wonderful toys designed for doing the most terrible things. I love it Claws by @kink.pupifer.com

If getting a hair cut restores your gay powers, does shaving your head make you OMNIPOTENT!!

You're favorite neighborhood DeadDog is coming back with his boi @techusky.bsky.social for a night of the sexiest Techno in town 😈 Cure your post-Halloween hangover with us at CC's Seattle - Saturday November 1st 💀🔥 #fetishnight #Halloween2025 #Techno

OK fine, just this once, but you have to prove that you voted first. Be gentle

Lawyer Friend Makes Strong Case For Nachos https://theonion.com/lawyer-friend-makes-strong-case-for-nachos-1819567126/

I’m back. Sorry for the silence. I was hanging out with some new tortoise friends

Lucky Hit in Diablo IV is a worthless game mechanic

October, the one time a year the gays are chatting, “Lock him up” and the straights are very confused Yes, we could explain it. No, we aren’t going to

This one time, in Seattle, I hit three green lights in a row. I still look back on that day fondly.

Lake Washington

Beautiful morning to get very sweaty

Bath time ❤️🔥 (face reveal 😱)

Fair warning #humpday is real sweaty this morning

Welp, here we are again. The last full week of September is here! Nows your chance to #CageInferno. Here's the deal: - $10/day in chastity - donate 5 or more days for a daily caged check upon request. - donating ends this Friday 26th/5pm Donate here: cash.app/$Lobodiablo

Lake Washington after the storm

Practicing my arch. How’s it looking?

Dick in motion

Happy triple square day 9/16/25

Larry Tesler, inventor of the cut, copy, and paste commands, dies at 74

It’s #mcm on the high seas

Happy Star Trek Day!

Just enjoying another #fcf

A sunny afternoon in the cabana for #humpday