I'm going to start a new political party. It's called Shut The Fuck Up and Feed People. "But what if they're on drugs?" Shut The Fuck Up And Feed People "Or not really THAT poor?" Shut The Fuck Up And Feed People "What if they have a phone and nice nails?" SHUT THE FUCK UP AND FEED PEOPLE

𝘐 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘢𝘭𝘸𝘢𝘺𝘴 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶 🥀 Art by @dracodormiensss.bsky.social Comm’d by me & @balerionthedread.bsky.social Scene from Manacled by @senlinyu.bsky.social NO REPOSTS Likes & shares appreciated

RT if you also wish ill upon JK Rowling.

Dramione // HIGH STAKES: NSFW, hate sex, virginity loss & blood, 8th year, competitive vibes Setting to the task of fixing broken furniture should have been a smooth process. An easy one. Hermione should have been able to complete the room she’d been assigned without any bother.

take thee to a nunnery • #dracomalfoy #draco #dracofanart #fanart

friendly reminder

Missionary 🙏 #dracomalfoy #dramione #dhrart

dress and undress (in no particular order) 📖✨ • • • If I could draw Priest Draco all day, I would. So I practiced poses and messily colored him. 🙂‍↕️ #dracomalfoy #dracomalfoyfanart #fanart #harrypotter #harrypotterfanart #hotpriest

I’ve seen an influx lately of people going out of their way to *cancel* folks and deliberately choosing to leave out major details lately and just want to be clear with my stance that I don’t fuck with that. Also people make mistakes are are ALSO allowed to grow and and do better. I have made

This result makes me think of this emoji 😎 which I’m pretty sure actually brings my score down to 🤓

How long could you talk about your favorite ships? Me:

and we say thank you 🧎🏽‍♀️

Give me all the dramionarry 🔥🔥🔥

Hey Canadian followers: feel free to sign this petition to revoke Elon Musk’s Canadian citizenship. Yes, apparently he has it.

they really put their luggage next to each other at the tokyo studio tour 👀

Umm I kind of love this

Draco staggered down the street, his drunkenness going unnoticed amidst the joyful revelry that had taken over the Parisian night. Fireworks still rang in the distance and those dreadful Muggle death machines blasted their horns.

I am not feeling super Valentine-y. But! I can offer you this sweet, sexy, and spooky rec - a Practical Magic-inspired triad fic that I read this week and loved 💕 #Dransmione #mindthetags #vanillasage The Spinster’s Arms by VanillaSage archiveofourown.org/works/587475...

I absolutely love that I can open (ao3) links in this app and it just opens right up in my browser. 1 click instead of 2-3. It’s the little things 🤷‍♀️

✨tell me what you’re dreaming about✨ #constellationdraco #dramione #dhrart

One of my favourite one-shots! Sweet & spicy ❤️🔥

#dhr — humor / fluff “What's that?" Draco glanced down at his son hoisted in a baby carrier Mippy had protested he wear, bubbles pooled at the infant's mouth as he babbled mindlessly about a poster of a cat hanging upside down behind his desk mate. Motivational words reading: HANG IN THERE.

Planned ao3 outage for Friday morning

Chappell Roan performs "Pink Pony Club" at the 2025 Grammys

#repost // #nottpott w/ #dramione #hprarepairs Theo didn't think he would be a good father. Uncle on the other hand, now there was a job for him. When his best friends had told him about the impending arrival of the little Granger-Malfoy, he burst into tears.

Nobody pines like Veela Draco 🥺 #dramione #draco #dramioneart

This is what the government did with 120K+ Japanese Americans in 1942. I know. I was there in those camps.

Time to be stressed out for the next 9 weeks: Last Drabble Writer Standing is here 🔥 -33 anonymous Dramione drabbles -One winner -ALL THE STRESS Read and vote here archiveofourown.org/works/625961... #dramione

draco malfoy in any fic where he has a job

This is a reminder because I see a lot of new people on this space from booktok, esp those who interact with #dramione fics. Fanfics are a gift shared with you — we do not rate, review, or criticize them in public spaces where authors can and WILL see the comments.

Donate to Wikipedia. Do it today, and every time one of the broligarchs has a tantrum because he can’t buy it

This fic is so fun!!

“Mafia Boss Draco AU” None of that blood is his, he had to defend his girls honor. Only problem is “his girl” doesn’t know she’s his yet. Hi-res color version on Patre0n :) #dracomalfoy

artistic rendition of the event (but make it draco)

Can a headline alone be eligible for a Pulitzer?

This is so good!!!

Hermione sighed as she got ready to floo to the ministry on Monday morning. She knew the press would be waiting on the other side. The Prophet had broke the news of her and Ron’s breakup over the weekend. It had been mutual, things hadn’t been working for years now, but it still stung.

🪻Most Ardently🪻 A Dramione Pride and Prejudice Retelling. First two chapters available on AO3 with updates every Monday 🤍🦚 #dramione #fanfiction #wip

I mean, if a guy did this in front of me, I would marry him too. Congrats to Zendaya and Tom Holland for their engagement🙏

Anti-hero with a thousand faces 🥰 celestial Draco is the lovechild of @omniluciestumbra.bsky.social

Part 2b!! Enjoy 🎄💋🎄 Check out my instagram for writer tags!

Part 2a of my Dramione holiday open tabs! Pretty sure that’s 100 recs total that I’m still slowly working my way through. Hope you find some comforting holiday vibes in these, if that’s your thing 💞🎄💞

Really can’t go wrong with a fic by @wanderingfair.bsky.social And this one is just beautiful

I’m sorry I forgot this app existed again 🫣 As an apology, here’s my insta reel with all my open Christmas (mostly) Dramione fics to read. Should I share the 30+ tabs I’ve added since this was posted too? (I have a problem but it’s a good one to have)