This has a retroachievements set, I beat it a year ago, maybe I can get a mastery in this? (I can't find a proper image of the PS2 cover art, this is the PS2 version) LIVE NOW: www.twitch.tv/masumi_tv

I beat Dragon Ball Z: The Legacy of Goku today. Why did I do that? Anyway, here's this.

Checking out Goku's Legacy w/ retroachievements because why not? LIVE NOW: www.twitch.tv/masumi_tv

While it's not a success yet, I chose streaming because it's the only thing which lets me use the skills I developed at all over my entire adulthood. Otherwise I'm going to be trapped being on disability forever and constantly feeling like a charity case. Rare post when I'm givin' real talk.

Noticed some follows recently. I sometimes talk and complain about tech. But I'm mostly an anime girl who streams shit like Dead to Rights.

I've played the original Half-Life a bunch of times over the years but I've never played the fan remake Black Mesa. So today, that's what I'm doing! Good morning! Come hang out with me! www.twitch.tv/Saralene #SaraleneON saralene.tv

Dead to Rights sometimes decides the outcome for you.

This ended up being disappointing. Got about halfway through World 5 before quitting.

This is DKC2, but you only play as Squitter the Spider. If you think this will be easy, think again. LIVE NOW: www.twitch.tv/masumi_tv

It seems like every other week someone posts about the latest AI stuff Mozilla put into Firefox. Make a Mozilla account, switch to Waterfox, and login to your Mozilla account to sync all your stuff over. I promise, it'll be much easier than keeping up with their bullshit!

Nintendo Direct: Switch 3 Announcement

Jack Slate in Dead to Rights has things to say, which only a cop would.

Do you ever look at the price of a thing and go “damn that’s a lot of money, I don’t know if I could ever afford that” That’s me any time of I’ve considered doing anything which involves the concept of a vacation. Must be nice.

I acquired a lovely picture of @saralene.tv #Saralines

World✨

Dead to Rights just tosses this mini game at the player in the first hour.

Another bootleg defeated!

These controllers are great and only $16. Go get em.

When I was watching XPlay, this Mountain Dew ad came on where this guy forcefemmes transgenderizes his homie.

Remember crowds in 6th gen games? Yeah. Game: Dead to Rights

Finishing up Dead to Rights. This game kind of rules and you should be watching it. LIVE NOW: www.twitch.tv/masumi_tv

Dead to Rights has great minigames.

The "Frieren angle" thing, apart from just being delightful, also completely demolishes the pathetic "AI is democratising art" argument. Someone struggling with a difficult drawing received advice from hundreds of strangers who just wanted to help them improve their art.

In Dead to Rights, myself and chat learned a valuable lesson as two women betrayed our framed ex-supercop Jack Slater within the span of 2 minutes.

For better or worse, my stream doesn't have much married to a specific bot. My demands have remained largely simple. The most I ever use these for are redeems which are often tied to a sound effect. I also use Firebot, and VNyan in many ways has expanded to be a bot too lol.

Wow! There are so many. Cocoto Platformer Jumper, Sphinx & The Cursed Mummy, Eggmania: Eggstreme Madness, Carmen Sandiego & The Secret of the Stolen Drums, King Arthur, City Racer, Scaler, and Piglet's Big Game! Many wondrous gems to be found on this one little cube. Happy birthday!

I SURVIVED!

Hello! I'm about to stream stuff with RetroAchievements. Just whatever I want. I'm going to focus on Game Boy games, after the obligatory 1 zone worth of Bubsy in Sonic 2. Come hag out! www.twitch.tv/Saralene #SaraleneON saralene.tv

This has been one of the funniest games in the challenge so far. LIVE NOW: www.twitch.tv/masumi_tv

Maid #digib_art Art by skeb.jp/@mikoko1/wor...

"Get his ass” Is so unreasonably funny to me. A huge win for the English language. Today's version of "seize him" imo

I am a bomb defusing expert (I didn't see the tiny pin)

@masumivt.bsky.social is playing through "Dead To Rights" which is totally not off brand Max Payne but with a dog. www.twitch.tv/masumi_tv

There's a weird guy on the cover. He looks like discount Max Payne. Get in here. LIVE NOW: www.twitch.tv/masumi_tv

Felt cute today

I learned about the 6 7 brain rot

Y'all should check out @masumivt.bsky.social She can beat Donkey Kong Country even on three hours of sleep. www.twitch.tv/masumi_tv

Simpsons is back, in stream form LIVE NOW: www.twitch.tv/masumi_tv

just saw the worst gaming ad ive ever seen

Seeing a lot of people act like this shit actually works. We are nowhere near this, it’s a fake product meant to prey on grief. AI bubble needs to burst already. So much of technology is laughably stagnant now, AI is the biggest scam going.

Here are my thoughts on funny Metroid discourse: I hope people who spend a lot of money on the game have a good time. I don’t want to spend it and I haven’t liked a single retro studios game since Prime 1. It’s all been downhill since. I didn’t even like their take on Donkey Kong.

Depending on its price, I may end up getting a Steam Machine just to get a break from the Windows hellscape. I might have solved my GPU problems (still doubtful but there are solid signs) but I'm really tired of shit constantly breaking over here. And I do need a 2nd PC for a lot of reasons!

Hit & Run sure isn't done yet, but it's on the final stretch. That game sure is a lot to deal with! I get why people think of it more highly, because licensed games can be abyss-tiers of bad, and Simpsons games even worse than that most of the time. But anyone claiming this game is "like GTA" lol

This game is kind of big, so let's keep at it! LIVE NOW: www.twitch.tv/masumi_tv

Feels like I may be hitting another cataclysmic loss. My 3080 could be failing. Still things left to try, but it’s looking grim. I can’t afford a proper replacement or upgrade. At best I may be able to get a much worse GPU for a lot less money and still be able to stream with it.

The police have their uses...