Note that I’m back tho, who been watching Welcome to Derry? I need to discuss it!

I swear I be forgetting about this app

I need to know how they got here cuz HUH?!

I turned 33 in my absence tho! ✨💛♊️

I really be forgetting I have this app sometimes

Update, I tried it and it does indeed taste like iced grass & I’ll let y’all have that.

Hey y’all. I’m alive, I promise 🧡

I got my hair done if anyone cares

I just be neglecting y’all over here. Morning skeetas!

Lost my first patient today. Prayers to his family.

Beauty & the Beast was a lot of people’s (myself included) first introduction to kink

PSA:

Another Saturday, another 12! Have a great day skeeters!

I need a shelf in my room so I can start collecting Hello Kitty plushies and other HK items. Seriously.

We didn’t wanna be there, babe. You can have it

Eddie Griffin, Bernie, & Charlie

Buddy was fairly stable and we didn’t end up using the rapid infuser, but maaaan do I hate traumas at the last hour of the shift

Y’all.. I made it all the way to 6:00 last night then we got a level 0 laceration to the aorta

Snapchat has thee cutest filters

From Anesthesia Bae to Pre-Med Princess! Have a great day skeetas!

Nah for real! It’s really disrespectful!

Back at it for another 12! Good morning y’all!

Survived 12 hrs in the OR without a trauma case. Somebody buy me a shot! 😂😂

Gemini, Aries, Gemini

Gir

One of these days I’ma be grown and try matcha. I just can’t convince myself that it doesn’t taste like grass

That we’re two faced manipulators. Most of the time, my evil twin be chilling

Now wanch (I know the correct spelling of it) that’s my shit there. Much like bitch, anybody can be a wanch. And if a man pissed me off bad enough, he becomes a boy wanch

Little lemonade with ice of out one makes me feel like I’m somewhere warm with ample sun and a wraparound porch

I need to meet the person that coined that phrase cuz they are

Like do you know how mad you have to make someone for them to call you a turkey? And not just any old turkey, a jive one

Wanch & jive turkey have to be my two favorite old school insults.

Good morning y’all! Anesthesia Bae checking in!

Me as a fairy. Still one of my favorite passion projects

Musically I was born in the wrong generation. Don’t get me wrong, the 90s has classics, but it’s just something about the 70s & 80s. Our parents had HITS!

I tell people all the time the messiest person you know is 9/10 a man 😂😂

Red velvet

😭😭😭😭

I come back to the skyline and y’all are in shambles. #WhoScaringTheHeauxs

Lovecraft Country

Completely random thought, but I miss the jailbroken iPhone days. I had the prettiest themes

Somehow, some way, DJT is going to find a way to blame the fires in California on Mexico

She's everything. 🥹❤️

So many guys idolize Future for being the “Toxic King” meanwhile that man is a proud trick 🥴🤭😂

21 with 12 years of experience