Did she say people intolerant lol 😂😌😌

I’m ready for my nails to grow back! I miss them kinda long! I’ve been able to make a fist for 3 months and had to whoop nobody ass yet

Honestly lol!!!!! And I need this! Them scenes are so much better when you paint the picture

Like just text me back when you can. Idc if it’s 3-5 business days 😭 I don’t feel like talking!

Me with everyone

Megan like be serious here 😭

Ohhhhh I know!!!!!! Most incredible baby

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 missing: the infamous backpack

Sanasa sansaaaa sanasaaaaaaa

Louis has really lost his mind. I know he don’t think he about to keep Blair fucking Waldorf in a marriage prison. #xoxo

Shitttttt let me keep my little job as long ad I can

I clearly got up just to read this beautiful ass post

Oh 😌😌😌

All yall at the gym and ain’t nobody call me and say let’s go! I see how yall do me

Downstairs cause I’m either awake or asleep which means ain’t two characters down there. It’s either Jason or Freddy, can’t be both. Plus Chucky do too much biting for me

Fuckkkkkk Pacino or Hanks! Okay Hanks got it only bc Al Pacino can’t or doesn’t do animation or rom coms. Imma miss Carlitos way

Not even no good fresh beans…it be stale canned beans that been left on the fire too long

Bro put some money on them books or stfu lol 😂 don’t nobody wanna hear that

Omg I wouldn’t go back to sleep! What horrifying imagery Morgan freeman is not a sexual entity lol 😂

I need to do all of this!

🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂

I need a human size heating pad

Literally me at home …. “working”

I can’t get with Blair being with child

You are right but that sounds silly AND what we call it doesn’t change that ta deliciousness

Just put my sweat shirt on the radiator to bake and heat up before I put it on

This shit about fall a part

This is common sense! And you got it.

Happy morning! 🫶🏾🫶🏾🫶🏾

Enjoy

Thank you President Obama for restoring TikTok

A diaper??? What that got to do with snow??

We put up with erectile dysfunction, genetically terrible hairlines, stamina of a fucking overweight cat, unruly pubes, peasy chest hair, patchy ass beards, jail tats, bony chests, hideous toes, skin that’s never been exfoliated but a bitch cuz put a wig or a lash on or use a filter…stop it!

We’ve been doing “AI” and robot surgery over here at my workspace for years and saving so many cancer patients lives. Tech and science 🧬 do great thing…and failing is letting it go unchecked by monsters

Just yapping over here…. Not even interesting yapping I fear

Because everything they do either excites you or makes you slide down the wall 🙃

My second job yes! He’s great! 😭

“Oh noooo she ordered a drink and an app. She’s using me for food” righthttttt so let me go out for dinner aline comfortably

🥱 yawns….again

And they earned SHAME. Third party voters and too lazy get off their asses voters can drive themselves off a bridge.

I like nice things and I buy them for myself. Don’t come around me with that “hey big money” stuff. Instant turn off lol

Why broke people always wanna text me about some events?? YOU AIN’T GOT NO MONIES

This is truly a privilege and I wish more people thought of it like that. Being able to live life for you and only you is an incredible feeling