Has anybody noticed that the Raiders have the worst OL in the NFL? Maybe it wasn't Schnieder, after all. #seahawks #geno #darnold

Ending every Teams call with..."I will see you in Valhalla, my friend."

And to my friend Russell Wilson. Rest now, brother. We have the watch, and I will see you in Valhalla. #seahawks #nygiants #gohawks #russellwilson

If every player on the Seahawks offense had food poisoning except Robbie Outz, and he had to play every position, how much would the Seahawks win by? #Seahawks #Seattle #outz

When the MAGA's were cheering for civil war, I don't think they thought it would be a MAGA civil war. #kirk #Fuentes #gop #trump

Kash Patel looking crossed eyed into the camera and saying "See you in Valhalla" to Charlie Kirk is the perfect moment to symbolize the competence of the Trump Whitehouse.*chefs kiss* #fbi #kashpatel #Trump #kirk

Free Matthew Dowd. #msnbc #dowd

The governor of Utah seems like he is not all there. He has already assigned a motive and is ready to apply the death penalty. #Utah #spencercox #gop

Status is unknown, but conservative, Charlie Kirk was shot in the neck at a university event in Utah. And it doesn't look good. Before anybody else says what they're thinking, I think we should take a moment to let the victim give his opinion on this contested American crisis:

This is the world the GOP has made and the one we all have to live in now. Spare us the outrage from the right. #Kirk #gop

Make Riq Tariq again! #seahawks #woolen

Woolen is the best player on the 49er offense. #seahawks #seattle

Biggest sign that Trump is dying, MTG signing on to release the Epstein Files. She never would do that if she thought he had another 4 years in him.

It's high time for us to consider that we Americans owe our Constitution and democratic heritage far more than our fortunes and sacred honor.

“I was r*ped sometimes 3 times a day on that island… and I was not the only girl on that island… Ghislaine must die in prison, because I’ve been in hell and back for the last 17 years.” Listen to the survivors.

Robbie Ouzts looks like every Dad in the 80's in the Pacific Northwest. He'll fit right in. #seahawks

One thing I am not worried about is Trump's lawsuit against Letitia James. You go for it, Buddy.

Pretty sure the NYT Editorial Board doesn't read the New York Times. #nyt #newyorktimes

Stream: Beaver: Stream: Beaver: Stream: Beaver: Stream: Beaver: Stream: Beaver: Fuck this.

He did it, right? #epstein #Trump

The danger for Trump with the Epstein Files is that it is the first time MAGAs have an exit to leave the MAGA movement that will be acceptable in their community. MAGA would NEVER let someone leave for logic or empathy but this would give cover for someone with doubts. #epsteinfiles #maga

I would never have guessed the match to start the fire would have been the Epstein files. #epsteinfiles #dumbesttimeline

How do we know we live in the asshole dimension? The Trump presidency ends because of the Epstein file.

The great thing about the Epstein Files is that they are code for "Trump will always betray you" in the way MAGAs understand. They can not red pill that shit away.

For anybody claiming the violence in the John Wick universe is gratuitous or over-the-top, let me remind you that they killed a puppy.

Trump golfed while his DOJ blackholed the Epstein file and children died without warning in a flood. We really do live in the asshole dimension.

Trump to deport Barack Obama to the nation of his birth, Hawaii.

So, how long before Obama gets deported?

They are burning it all down so we can build something better for all of us.

This is COSTCO!!!!

Was the Trump election a suicide note from America? No one in power seems to care about anything.

"Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth appeared to acknowledge that the Pentagon has developed plans to take over Greenland and Panama by force if necessary" www.ctvnews.ca/world/articl...

Poster for my lecture next Tuesday in the Finger Lakes:

Shadeur Sanders better be a good QB, or he will spend the rest of his life as an NFL draft meme. #sanders #nfl #nfldraft

Cannot open any windows because the bumble bees are truly DTF. #bees #soring

Watched a bit of ESPN's coverage of the NFL draft and it feels like Dion Sanders is having a "falling down" moment. Less a reaction to disappointment and more like a break from reality. #nfldraft #ESPN

How long before someone puts the words Deep State in a sentence with Shadeur Sander? #nfl #nfldraft #shadeur

Maybe if Trump tweets again, Shadeur Sanders will be drafted. #Trump #nfl

All I really want these days is for someone to hand me a Happy Meal and pat me on the head. #happymeal #stress

Today's winner on Wall Street....the Communist party

Veterans voted for this guy. FAFO.

Who did this?

You can't tell me that the Girl Scouts aren't one of the largest drug cartels in the world. #drugs #cartel #cookies

We have overcome near-death experiences before. We shall overcome this one too. Not by denying we are in a constitutional crisis. We are. But we can and will prevail if we face the truth unflinchingly and never abandon the long twilight struggle against evil. open.substack.com/pub/roberthu...

BREAKING: @indivisible.org calls on Senator Schumer to step down as minority leader after voting in favor of GOP funding bill. “Our democracy is in danger. The path ahead will be hard. Indivisibles are ready to do the work - it’s time for a Senate Democratic Leader who is too.” Full statement:

Everyone bagging on the Geno trade should explain why 45+ million a year for a 35 year old QB was a good idea. If Geno was 30 sign him but personel decisions are based on future projections not past performance. #seahawks #geno #genosmith

Everyone bagging on the Geno trade should explain why 45+ million a year for a 35 year old QB was a good idea. If Geno was 30 sign him but personel decisions are based on future projections not past performance.

Everyone bagging on the Geno trade should explain why 45+ million a year for a 35 year old QB was a good idea. If Geno was 30 sign him but personel decisions are based on future projections not past performance.

Maybe it is simple as most Americans are masochists and they miss covid. #Trump #covid #politics