AWWWW THE PUDDINS

I…hadn’t thought of this.

I won’t lie, when MTG told right-wing bros “I haven’t suffered enough for you while you post all day behind a screen?” I laughed out loud.

Plausible, I suppose, but we can’t dismiss the possibility that “fed-up” Republican Reps are just creating more drama.

Didn’t they, though?

I love snappy messaging as much as anyone, but I also love a balanced intellectual diet, which the TikToks of the world don't provide.

Of course their entire narrative never collapses, really; MAGAts just pivot to something else. #thechaosisthepoint

6) Try to commit treason on live TV.

My new book of essays, *This Used to Be the Future*, is out now! Check it out at the link below.

It’s a question worth asking!

Well, looks like I won’t be using Instagram, either.

Still not scared. Just angry.

To everyone saying that people in our military already know not to follow unlawful orders, how do you explain almost 100 civilians murdered on fishing boats in the Caribbean so far?

Not even a year into his second term, Trump calls his opponents traitors and wants their deaths. Someone change his fucking diaper.

Given how shitty so much technology is these days, I wonder if I will look more kindly upon the Sharper Image catalog.

Again, Trump, you will not use me to hurt other people.

But seriously, why would I want to “change (his) mind”? He’s an asshole, and he’s just going to do asshole things.

“Yes, Mr. Trump has raped many women and children, has masked goons kidnap people off the streets to be tortured in foreign concentration camps, and murders fishermen on the high seas, but he’s fundamentally a humanitarian.”

Welcome to another exciting episode of “Assholes Ruin Everything.”

HAHAHAHA they think Trump will *help* them on the campaign trail! He only helps when he’s on the ballot; he’s an anvil when he’s not.

When I hear that “no company is going to be immune” from an AI bubble burst, all I can say is WE CAN ONLY HOPE

Three exclamation points and random shouty caps don’t indicate dementia, but they do indicate asshole behavior.

Happy Birthday, Joe Biden. 💙

I’m starting to get disgusted that folks don't already know this. And Democrats are almost as responsible as Republicans for that.

I understand the desire to respond to argumentative replies from randos but I guarantee you it is far more satisfying to say “tell me more about that” and then mute them

Maybe more a reminder for me than for you!

Very good summation, leading to a damning but fair conclusion.

Like we were all waiting for *his* analysis!

“You know, now that I think about it, I actually *did* try to inflict serious injuries on our democracy."

<sarcasm>What a shame! He was such a nice guy!</sarcasm>

Great news! At least until our Supreme Court invents precedent/doctrine that favors Republicans.

They all think they’re so loved. They’re so wrong.

I give *Hunger Makes Me a Modern Girl* 553 million stars out of five.

Boy, I sure hope that was bleu cheese I ate today.

Also too.

This is for when he claims that he was “always” in favor of releasing them.

Another “online encyclopedia” that won’t be able to compete with Wikipedia because Wikipedia is good and Elon Musk is evil.

NOBODY COULD HAVE PREDICTED

R.I.P. Great songs, great live show, great book (*I Never Met a Story I Didn’t Like*). But 2025 can really fuck all the way off.

Defector really is my favorite site. The “Why Your Team Sucks” series alone is worth the price, but so are articles like this one.

Books are printed; now being bound.

Now is the time to...... TAX THE RICH TAX THE RICH TAX THE RICH TAX THE RICH

Time for another exciting edition of YOU VOTED FOR THIS

Shipping (to me) on Monday. BTW, you won't be able to buy it on Amazon; only my storefront, Blunt Instruments (blunteye.com), will sell it.

We do this constantly in Britain, usually by saying: “My new book is coming in April! ‘Travesty of Horseshit: How everyone was lying about the catastrophic events, and we all knew but repeated their drivel and kept quiet for five years about the bad stuff’, at all good bookshops RRP £14.99”.

According to the car wash owner, agents arrested employees before they could obtain their documentation from their work lockers. So many were likely here legally. Here's hoping this article on Zac boasting about how he ruined some immigrants' lives follows him around for a very long time.