Pretty sure this was the first time I heard Dave Edmunds. I always loved his voice.

Bunch of damn robots, Republicans are — next they’ll blame “woke” for their dogs pooping in the family room.

Of course this is what they voted for! They just didn’t think their friends would cut them out of their lives for it. #turnyourback

Spain's Deputy Prime Minister Yolanda Díaz: “I have left X. That network is a place of hate. “We are not vassals of Elon Musk or Trump.”

We need to remind everyone that being rich is a sickness. Luckily the rich have been pretty obliging about proving that lately.

If the government won't bail out my crypto losses, I'm going to become an even bigger libertarian.

I’ve really missed this stuff!

Our “paper of record."

Seriously, Trump can’t keep Obama’s name out of his mouth. Wonder why.

Jesus Mary and Joseph why does anyone listen to Karoline Leavitt? #turnyourback

Gosh, I wonder what Instagram’s “standards” are! OK, I don’t — Facebook owns Instagram, and Quislings run Facebook. #sogladileft

Folks do seem to have trouble understanding that cruelty is *never* an option.

Well, they kill Americans and then gloat about it, so it’s no shock they also kick dogs.

The *Post* says “new research,” I say a glancing acquaintance with history says the “new research” is rubbish, and we both go home alone.

“Hahahaha we don’t pray either that’s so stupid”

He has long coattails when he’s running for President — and he’s an anvil around Republican necks when he’s not.

I never understood how people of faith could vote for this degenerate scumbag.

Truth! 💯 Also used as a small hammer and pry bar. 😂

#nonotes #butrightwingerswontlisten

Refusing unlawful cooperation with ICE has, actually, *never* backfired on anyone who’s done it. Maybe laws mean something after all.

The vast majority of *all* weapons the police buy from the military are intended to battle protestors.

Well, you know what they say: if it doesn’t bring you joy, get rid of it.

ZING

And then he gutted the *Washington Post* hahahaha. Seriously, stop fucking shopping at Amazon.

Click below to learn more about my new book of essays, *This Used to Be the Future*. “The Big Lie: A Rational Approach” painstakingly refutes Trump’s 2020 election lies and right-wing election hysteria generally. It will convince exactly zero right-wingers.

“You’re all so stupid! You don’t understand that when we say we're pro-gun, we only mean for other right-wing assholes. Not for you!"

I guess she’s not wrong.

Surely he knows that Communists used to say “nationalize” all the time.

Dr. Oz is living proof that you shouldn’t have too much success in life too early.

I want to laugh at it but sadly it’s true.

I’ll admit this has been a difficult thing for me to accept.

Kinda speechless.

Oh FFS.

Jesus Mary and Joseph why does anyone listen to Wayne Allyn Root?

Keep sucking up to Trump, England, and see what happens to our “special relationship."

Oh, yeah, Illinois Republicans are “better.”

Lots of good info, and I do mean “lots.”

Click below to tell the NFL to keep ICE away from the Super Bowl. Really, they’re going to “catch migrants”? Those tickets cost a mint!

NO LIES 👇 DETECTED.......

“If his lips are moving…"

Good article. Also, states and localities run elections, and a lot of them won't just allow Trump to send armed agents to the polls.

From an AOC fundraising email, a great point about cynicism.

Well, *this* aged well!

POS

“Some days you just can't stack a government with loyalists anymore!"

The person who thought these ICE flyers a clever stratagem — i.e., Stephen Miller — will get quite a shock at the Pearly Gates.

Dear Elon, You have already been caught sending creepy DMs through dummy accounts on social media. And You created an AI tool that could created disgusting child images. If it walks like a duck… Hope this helps.