amanda
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orange cat magnet, sometimes farmer 🐎 🐓 🐐 🐕🐈 she/her/smelly padmé amidala
imagine society if we had more than one nesting box
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big day on beau’s bird feeder tv
4 months ago
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going to become the first person to see the hat man from benadryl topical gel
6 months ago
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snake…
7 months ago
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EGG EATER 🫵🏻
9 months ago
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accidentally leaking confidential information by joining a meeting with my Merlin app running in the background
9 months ago
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hotel “upgraded” me to a room with a haunted staircase and a murphy bed 👍🏻
9 months ago
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nobody move
add a skeleton here at some point
9 months ago
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Kristen Arnett
9 months ago
had a dream that i met a french aristocrat named horse d’ewormer
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if i had a nickel for every time an emily axford character had an. excessive. reaction to kissing i’d have two nickels which isn’t much but etc etc
10 months ago
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in this economy??
10 months ago
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inventing a farm animal that feeds itself
10 months ago
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leverage season 5 episode 9 the rundown job is a love story
10 months ago
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trying to open the treat pantry with the power of his mind
10 months ago
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jonah was supposed to come home next weekend but now he MAY be coming home today which is cool but also will play out like this
10 months ago
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paddington time…
10 months ago
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valentine’s day plans when jonah is out of town
10 months ago
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my mom’s seen paddington and we’re going to see paddington 3 this weekend. when i told her paddington goes to prison in paddington 2 i don’t think she believed me
10 months ago
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my two work besties are getting really into chatgpt… don’t go where i can’t follow. please
10 months ago
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listening to the stardew valley soundtrack while frantically hunched over my computer and contemplating death. he’s just like me fr
10 months ago
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what was the point of scoring that last touchdown… to cost me, specifically, $480? sure
10 months ago
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sexting jonah (sec texting)
10 months ago
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i miss the other app because i could complain about work in detail on a private account. anyway a coworker i hate is trying to convince my boss that we should all return to office and i’m trying to google “is murder legal”
10 months ago
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got a good grade in horse weight today 👍
10 months ago
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gonna watch section 31 because i enjoy suffering
10 months ago
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cannot get any work done because the chickadees keep thunking onto my bird feeder
loading . . .
10 months ago
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doomscrolling! at the ob/gyn
10 months ago
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every 6 weeks pearl must experience The Horrors (beak trim)
10 months ago
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was just asked for some work documentation from 1999… when i was neurodivergent and a minor?? you legally cannot ask me that
10 months ago
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open new tab lola licking me why does horse lick leg horse licking threat? are mares carnivores
10 months ago
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strange man standing in field staring at me send help
10 months ago
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🐋 haden 🪐
10 months ago
THE UNCONTINENTED STARS, a queer(er) sci-fi reimagining of MOBY-DICK, is now available! Xenobiologists on an exoplanet frontier tour find their mission derailed by their captain's quest for revenge against the deep-space organism that nearly killed him. 💙📚🌈
books2read.com/uncontinented
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record snowfall on the gulf coast. more likely than you’d think
10 months ago
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nice
11 months ago
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putting on the doctor who special and hoping this year i don’t have to experience jonah looking at me sideways as a weird goblin musical number plays for several minutes
11 months ago
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i only moved the anti-cat force field for like 5 minutes while i was wrapping presents
11 months ago
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caught will smelling the warm air coming out of the vent
11 months ago
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christmas comes early for mares who haven’t committed a capital crime ALL year
11 months ago
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they’re calling it the conjunction and it happens at least once per day
11 months ago
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floor is lava
11 months ago
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the beep of the space heater turning on by my desk can summon this man out of thin air
12 months ago
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i love jonah so much but we are NOT the same. he just learned he needed to have a project completed by mid january and he’s working on it NOW. like babe that’s what the day before is for?? january 10th is RIGHT there
12 months ago
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somebody is NOT beating the “laid down on a pillow of her own poop to sleep last night” allegations
12 months ago
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my favorite thing to do is to cut a corner to save time (not strap the hay bale to the pallet when moving it) and then to have it end up taking more time (hay bale rolls off the pallet and down the hill)
12 months ago
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brought her to the starbucks drive through only for them to NOT offer her a pup cup? like just say you hate chickens and go…
12 months ago
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what are you doing exactly
12 months ago
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well which is it
12 months ago
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having a little hometown pride as a treat, until this is inevitably confirmed not to be the guy
add a skeleton here at some point
12 months ago
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deeply obsessed with the little teek ferryman in skeleton crew. this is star wars, to me
12 months ago
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John Rogers
12 months ago
A fine is a price.
www.nytimes.com/2024/12/03/b...
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Children Worked Dangerous Shifts at Iowa Slaughterhouse, Inquiry Finds
Qvest Sanitation was ordered to pay nearly $172,000 after the Labor Department found it had employed 11 children to clean equipment on overnight shifts at a pork processing plant in Sioux City, Iowa.
https://www.nytimes.com/2024/12/03/business/iowa-pork-plant-child-labor.html
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