amanda
@trystvalentine.bsky.social
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orange cat magnet, sometimes farmer 🐎 🐓 🐐 🐕🐈 she/her/smelly padmé amidala
guess who’s finally ready to 📣 quit her job 📣
3 days ago
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garazeb orrelios my beloved
4 days ago
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just experienced the first time a cop has ever been helpful (picked up a box of oatmeal cream pies off the ground and handed them to me)
14 days ago
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angels are real and they are among us 🙂↕️
18 days ago
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2 week update. Lady has been integrated into the black dog hivemind
19 days ago
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guy who will fight me for literally any reason, but for some reason this is chill
22 days ago
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shout out to lola for making me think she was missing, and then making me think that she died
28 days ago
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ceo on a call reassuring everyone that our investment in AI is good and it’s NOT a bubble so I just started sending this to everyone on teams without comment
about 1 month ago
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LIZ
about 1 month ago
i hate it when i'm stressed out about something for days or weeks and then someone comes along and is like, "Hey, have you noticed this pit has a slowly descending pendulum?"
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will has upgraded from Fear And Avoidance to Cautious Disgust. we call this progress
about 1 month ago
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wished for years that my shitty boss would get fired and I wouldn’t have to work for her anymore. and now she’s about to get fired and I’ve been moved under someone much worse… the monkey’s paw comes for us all in the end
about 1 month ago
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gremlin ears..
about 1 month ago
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*touches earpiece* a third black dog has hit the farm
about 1 month ago
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what is he accusing me of here
about 1 month ago
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contemplating peanut
about 1 month ago
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was attacked. in my own field
loading . . .
about 1 month ago
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imagine society if we had more than one nesting box
7 months ago
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big day on beau’s bird feeder tv
7 months ago
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going to become the first person to see the hat man from benadryl topical gel
9 months ago
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snake…
10 months ago
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EGG EATER 🫵🏻
12 months ago
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accidentally leaking confidential information by joining a meeting with my Merlin app running in the background
12 months ago
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hotel “upgraded” me to a room with a haunted staircase and a murphy bed 👍🏻
12 months ago
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nobody move
add a skeleton here at some point
12 months ago
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Kristen Arnett
about 1 year ago
had a dream that i met a french aristocrat named horse d’ewormer
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if i had a nickel for every time an emily axford character had an. excessive. reaction to kissing i’d have two nickels which isn’t much but etc etc
about 1 year ago
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in this economy??
about 1 year ago
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inventing a farm animal that feeds itself
about 1 year ago
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leverage season 5 episode 9 the rundown job is a love story
about 1 year ago
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trying to open the treat pantry with the power of his mind
about 1 year ago
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jonah was supposed to come home next weekend but now he MAY be coming home today which is cool but also will play out like this
about 1 year ago
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paddington time…
about 1 year ago
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valentine’s day plans when jonah is out of town
about 1 year ago
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my mom’s seen paddington and we’re going to see paddington 3 this weekend. when i told her paddington goes to prison in paddington 2 i don’t think she believed me
about 1 year ago
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my two work besties are getting really into chatgpt… don’t go where i can’t follow. please
about 1 year ago
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listening to the stardew valley soundtrack while frantically hunched over my computer and contemplating death. he’s just like me fr
about 1 year ago
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what was the point of scoring that last touchdown… to cost me, specifically, $480? sure
about 1 year ago
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sexting jonah (sec texting)
about 1 year ago
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i miss the other app because i could complain about work in detail on a private account. anyway a coworker i hate is trying to convince my boss that we should all return to office and i’m trying to google “is murder legal”
about 1 year ago
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got a good grade in horse weight today 👍
about 1 year ago
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gonna watch section 31 because i enjoy suffering
about 1 year ago
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cannot get any work done because the chickadees keep thunking onto my bird feeder
loading . . .
about 1 year ago
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doomscrolling! at the ob/gyn
about 1 year ago
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every 6 weeks pearl must experience The Horrors (beak trim)
about 1 year ago
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was just asked for some work documentation from 1999… when i was neurodivergent and a minor?? you legally cannot ask me that
about 1 year ago
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open new tab lola licking me why does horse lick leg horse licking threat? are mares carnivores
about 1 year ago
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strange man standing in field staring at me send help
about 1 year ago
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amanda
🐋 haden 🪐
about 1 year ago
THE UNCONTINENTED STARS, a queer(er) sci-fi reimagining of MOBY-DICK, is now available! Xenobiologists on an exoplanet frontier tour find their mission derailed by their captain's quest for revenge against the deep-space organism that nearly killed him. 💙📚🌈
books2read.com/uncontinented
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record snowfall on the gulf coast. more likely than you’d think
about 1 year ago
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nice
about 1 year ago
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