imagine society if we had more than one nesting box

big day on beau’s bird feeder tv

going to become the first person to see the hat man from benadryl topical gel

snake…

EGG EATER 🫵🏻

accidentally leaking confidential information by joining a meeting with my Merlin app running in the background

hotel “upgraded” me to a room with a haunted staircase and a murphy bed 👍🏻

nobody move

had a dream that i met a french aristocrat named horse d’ewormer

if i had a nickel for every time an emily axford character had an. excessive. reaction to kissing i’d have two nickels which isn’t much but etc etc

in this economy??

inventing a farm animal that feeds itself

leverage season 5 episode 9 the rundown job is a love story

trying to open the treat pantry with the power of his mind

jonah was supposed to come home next weekend but now he MAY be coming home today which is cool but also will play out like this

paddington time…

valentine’s day plans when jonah is out of town

my mom’s seen paddington and we’re going to see paddington 3 this weekend. when i told her paddington goes to prison in paddington 2 i don’t think she believed me

my two work besties are getting really into chatgpt… don’t go where i can’t follow. please

listening to the stardew valley soundtrack while frantically hunched over my computer and contemplating death. he’s just like me fr

what was the point of scoring that last touchdown… to cost me, specifically, $480? sure

sexting jonah (sec texting)

i miss the other app because i could complain about work in detail on a private account. anyway a coworker i hate is trying to convince my boss that we should all return to office and i’m trying to google “is murder legal”

got a good grade in horse weight today 👍

gonna watch section 31 because i enjoy suffering

cannot get any work done because the chickadees keep thunking onto my bird feeder

doomscrolling! at the ob/gyn

every 6 weeks pearl must experience The Horrors (beak trim)

was just asked for some work documentation from 1999… when i was neurodivergent and a minor?? you legally cannot ask me that

open new tab lola licking me why does horse lick leg horse licking threat? are mares carnivores

strange man standing in field staring at me send help

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record snowfall on the gulf coast. more likely than you’d think

nice

putting on the doctor who special and hoping this year i don’t have to experience jonah looking at me sideways as a weird goblin musical number plays for several minutes

i only moved the anti-cat force field for like 5 minutes while i was wrapping presents

caught will smelling the warm air coming out of the vent

christmas comes early for mares who haven’t committed a capital crime ALL year

they’re calling it the conjunction and it happens at least once per day

floor is lava

the beep of the space heater turning on by my desk can summon this man out of thin air

i love jonah so much but we are NOT the same. he just learned he needed to have a project completed by mid january and he’s working on it NOW. like babe that’s what the day before is for?? january 10th is RIGHT there

somebody is NOT beating the “laid down on a pillow of her own poop to sleep last night” allegations

my favorite thing to do is to cut a corner to save time (not strap the hay bale to the pallet when moving it) and then to have it end up taking more time (hay bale rolls off the pallet and down the hill)

brought her to the starbucks drive through only for them to NOT offer her a pup cup? like just say you hate chickens and go…

what are you doing exactly

well which is it

having a little hometown pride as a treat, until this is inevitably confirmed not to be the guy

deeply obsessed with the little teek ferryman in skeleton crew. this is star wars, to me

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