I say expose yourself to the space storm

Usually prefer BSky before the Americans are out of bed, but when there's a BBC in crisis story and a former French president legal drama I can't wait until the Yanks wake up and start arguing about why their opposition party is to blame for everything

His publishers are going to have to use big type in the prison memoir

That'll be the G19 then?

It's like maths on cocaine

I like how the caption on this photo reads as if he's making a claim that could not be independently verified.

Half the posters on Blue Sky are using Twitter to get screen grabs to show how bad using Twitter is

Nice juxtaposition of skeets here. #halloween #puppies

οὐδ᾽ ἀλαοσκοπιὴν εἶχε κρείων ἐνοσίχθων:

News agency vowel drought imminent

I would've gone with boosté.

Not for the first time, I'm not sure I agree with the president of the United States

The Louvre gets robbed and the British Museum is strapped for cash? Hmmmm ....

See stoat, say stoat, stoated

Louvre burglary: First picture of suspects

"Parking is such sweet sorrow"

🔵 International and US news outlets including AFP, AP, The New York Times and Fox News have refused to sign new restrictive Pentagon media rules, meaning they will be stripped of their press access credentials. AFP's statement ⬇️

Under the terms of the so-called "backstop" EU applicants who can recite the Seamus Heaney translation can live in Northern Ireland

̶N̶o̶.̶ ̶N̶o̶.̶ ̶N̶o̶.̶ Yes! Yes! Yes!

Settle in cnuts

Long inflatable frog suits. Short circular data centre trades

Von der Leyen [handshake emoji] Trump Murky personal negotiations with pharma execs

Matignon. Shit. I'm only in Matignon

2 Le 2 Cornu

Lecornu II : Matignon Drift Lecornu 3 Lecornu 4Ever Lecornu V Infinite Lecornu Origins The Lecornu Tales Legend of Lecornu

Only one person has anything to gain from Macron reappointing a prime minister who previously served only 29 days before resigning

COMPETITION Finish the AFP headline

Awkward timeline juxtaposition

The Pope says: "Subscribe".

Tweets from the past?

At his current rate he could appoint two or three in that time, surely

Une femme, alors ?

What is the dish that the WaPo calls "pudding" here?

Could. Will ya?

I "liked" this when Katie posted, but having seen how my trans-Atlantic journo-heavy TL has reacted, I wish I could double adore it

Amusing myself by imagining that all these headlines relate to France's prime minister being berated by his wife for not assembling the Ikea flatpack

Describe your Blue Sky account in a single image

Man who appointed a cabinet yesterday despite not having a majority in parliament accuses other leaders of overestimating their influence

It's the French people I feel sorry for. They usually like to have time for a quick general strike and a couple of rowdy street marches before sending a government home

The political retrospectives are getting younger every year

[Homer comforts Bart].jpg "It's only the shortest lasting French premiership of the year so far"

Always hard to convert between French metric measures and UK Imperial. For example a Lecornu is only 0.55 Truss

"Magindrone Line" was right there

Fishing for wanker > fishing for flounder

When a Finnish lady bursts in on a group of Geordie lads clearly plotting something in their shed