First thing I do after every move is join the library.

Metal Sonic doesn't slide enough. he needs to slide more. it's sick as hell when he does it

Pre-C00lkid/College!007n7 should still be fat and hairy Send message

wolfing down

Happy 5 year anniversary to the Retro Sanae translation! Here's an updated version to remind everyone of the passage of time! x.com/KangaerunaMi...

Jiyuu getting jealous watching Elijah carrying his iced latte between his tits so Jiyuu wears ones of his fake chests the next day to copy him

Nobody calls double ds double delicious anymore....

Gyaru Jiyuu, cheetah print bra with a small unbottoned top held together with 1 button, he comes in two variants, flat or double ds

Wine mom Jack Sato. PTA mom Jack Sato. Soccer mom Jack Sato. He’s multifaceted like this. Beautiful. Wow. I’m shaking at the thought of him offering me alcohol after his kid has gone down for bed. I want him to yell at me at the school board meeting

Hehehehe! (*ﾉﾉ)

Elijah in some some nice low waisted bell bottoms, ones that really flare out at the bottom, with slits on the sides held together with a loose ribbon crisscross.......

Elijah likes to wear pants with openings on the sides, and I like to see Elijah wearing pants with openings on the side

Elijah likes to wear light makeup, he already has beautiful eyelashes just needs some lip gloss and eye makeup to match

I hate Forsaken but I love that dilf

I'm a big believer in Moonflower doomed yaoi They broke up after the ichor incident and Astro got with Sprout and Cosmo yuh-huh

I'm writing some bullshit

Listen if any toon was gonna try and get with any single moms it was gonna be Shrimpo

They don’t know I’m making Elijah more feminine

WHY are all my ocs abled bodied??? I'm not even able bodied!!!! Addison's getting a cane, Jiyuu and Moonsu both have asthma and need inhalers....One of Aimi's girlies is gonna need forearm crutches and a rollar.....Alright now who's legs should I break?

My fave trio #deadlock

falco after katt monroe (2026) blows newport smoke in his face and calls him sugartits

Annoy the living daylights out of both payment processors and your local government. Never let them know peace while they are disturbing yours.

This was yaoi back in 1989.

Astro Novalite............

“Hey can I get a 007n7 without the fat and body hair- “You want a 007n7 with NOTHIN’?”

Read a fic with l the “dead dove: do not eat” tag and uh….where-where’s the dove? Like nothing else was tagged and like?? This was a normal fanfic?? Are you just ashamed for writing it???Whaaaaat?????

Moonsu loves swing sets!

Jiyuu was born and raised in Kabukichō!

#daybreak #daybreak2 #roblox

I’m in so much!! Pain !!!

Really funny more effort was put into a Pokemon side game than the main series Really funny a third party developer makes a better Pokemon game than Gamefreak Really funny

Getting depressed n shit the week before my period is so balls "Hey I know you have trouble regulating your emotions already but it's about to get much worse !!!"

Important rules for the "age verification" era of the internet that we're living in: 1. Do not do age verification. 2. If you have to do age verification, cheat. Do not under any circumstances give them your real ID.

you come into my daevier shaped house. wipe your shoes on my daevier welcome mat. eat my daevier flavored cake. and you come tell me you're not a big fan of daevier? as if I even asked????

Jiyuu’s the bimbo, not Elijah!

late night bus ride

Selfshipping with a 9ft tall 56 year old man while my ass is 5'4 and 21 is hilarious Height gap/age gap that'd keep people up at night

They're done!!! #Deadlock #Deadlockfanart #apollo #graves

tbh i love this place i might post more, i love seeing db and other content there. I love those people who i follow here . 🫶 #daybreak #daybreakroblox #robloxdaybreak2 #daybreak2 let's all be survivors and don't tell yejun

Elijah wears socks to bed, he just forgets to take them off

Sorry I never post about Elijah publicly as much Social media is hard for an old person like me

Oh! And he loves fun cocktail glasses!

Elijah sometimes get scratches on his legs from Rosie jumping all over him when he gets home!

When Rosie was younger she assumed all baths/showers were for her so once, while wearing a cute sweater, she jumped into the shower Elijah was prepping for himself!

Ah! I thought I had more to say but I don’t! Uh uhhhh! Rosie is a red merle border collie! Lioe this but with one brown eye and one blue!

Elijah’s actually a light weight drinker since he doesn’t drink much! He won’t get drunk on just one cocktail but it’ll be faster than you think!

Elijah prefers fruity alcoholic drinks over stuff like beer and vodka, those are Jiyuu’s main mixes!