MAGA: Bill Clinton is in the files! *they see that one email* MAGA: No not like that!

SERIOUS QUESTION: is 11am too early to eat my leftover spaghetti for lunch? Cause I'm super hungry.

I'm being attacked

I would go watch One Battle After Another again right now. My favorite film this year (in a great movie year) by at least half a mile.

I’ve been saying this for a while, but Mormons are now finding out that they aren’t in the club.

I think I need to take life offline for a little while. Every place I look it’s: - he was a republican - nuh uh he was a dem - nope - yep - mormon - gay - far right groyper - radicalized at Utah State NOBODY KNOWS SHIT and it’s just like a bunch of fucking 5 years olds fighting

They must be having problems with all the pulleys and fishing line keeping Trump upright.

Everyone’s like, “Trump is dead!” and then at 2pm he’s going to come out and just tell us he’s invading New Zealand or Denver or something else stupid.

It’s funny that “a-hole” and “b-hole” both actually refer to the same hole.

Well turns out Eddington is my favorite film I’ve seen so far this year. Ari Aster’s best movie.

It’s funny that “a-hole” and “b-hole” both actually refer to the same hole.

This one hurts. Such an integral actor in my education as a film buff/maker. www.nbclosangeles.com/entertainmen...

I feel personally attacked

Later Quaids

Shit. There’s been a shooting at the SLC protest. One person injured. Suspect in custody.

I guess there’s a lot I don’t remember about Episode 2

I swear I’m in like a matrix type situation of the grocery store right now. Every time I go to get something I’m immediately blocked by a very old person that’s moving very very slow going for the exact same thing as me. Like six times in a row right now.

who is Revenge Porn Bill, and which cabinet position?

I guess there’s a lot I don’t remember about Episode 2

Trump is immediately going to start shit talking the new pope because he thinks if it's an American it should be him.

Pope Deep Dish I

Daddy Trump saved eleventy billion lives!

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Daddy Trump saved eleventy billion lives!

Called it. These dipshits are easy to predict. Just think of the stupidest fucking thing they could say and do, boom, 100% accuracy.

Called it. These dipshits are easy to predict. Just think of the stupidest fucking thing they could say and do, boom, 100% accuracy.

Why do pharmacists seem to be the MOST miserable people on planet Earth? Like they genuinely seem to hate their job and themselves… and their customers.

🥺🥺🥺

I loved everything about the Andor S2 premiere, but I cannot shake Mon Mothma’s crashout. It’s makes me emotional when I think about it.

Andor is fucking back. I love this show. Most I’ve liked a Star War since the OT.

It’s Andor night motherfuckerrrs

Banning petroleum based dyes in food may be the only thing I agree with RFK Jr on.

Halfway through S2E2 of The Last of Us. I played the game. I know what’s coming and I feel sick.

Trumps going to name himself the new pope, isn’t he?

Trumps going to name himself the new pope, isn’t he?

I saw this color just by taking A LOT of mushrooms.

Who would watch a movie that’s kind of… Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind meets Everything Everywhere All At Once, with a bunch more metaphysical woo thrown in for good measure?

I had a very vivid dream that I saw a metallic orb UFO from my backyard and then woke up feeling like I'd been hit by a bus. My ass is fine though, thanks for your concern.

I will never use AI to *write* a script. However I just discovered how useful it is to organize my free-flowing ideas into a running outline. I've made more progress on my next script in the past hour than I have in the past week, including this gem:

Why are email threads still soooo fucking hard to follow? How have we not sorted this out yet?

Line go down.

I had a very vivid dream that I saw a metallic orb UFO from my backyard and then woke up feeling like I'd been hit by a bus. My ass is fine though, thanks for your concern.

I had a zombie apocalypse dream last night and I spent the entire time looking for my wallet.

Feeling nice and cosmic tonight. Might fuck around and communicate with the cosmos later.

Feels nice to finally be caught in an upward spiral.

JFC I forgot how much I hate LinkedIn. Currently it’s just a bunch of emotional man babies waxing on about how bad it makes them feel that people are hating on Tesla.

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