Definitely not the SCOTUS ruling I expected when I heard the decision was 6-3…

It's okay, though. Sounders fans can show you how to remove the sponsor from a jersey ;-)

There should be a sitcom called Florida Man, where every episode is crafted around the title character trying to navigate one or more real-life “Florida Man” headlines. In the Season 1 finale they introduce his arch enemy: Ohio Man

At the amateur level where I played, our team had a sure-fire way to quickly stop the other team from bullying our players (racially or otherwise). One of our hard guys would just kick them into the next mutherfuckin’ week at the earliest opportunity. Why does this not happen at the top level?

I think it’s better to not host a World Cup than to host a World Cup that none of its citizens can afford to attend.

LOL! Perfect!

However selfish you assumed the average multi-billionaire to be, you severely underestimated.

The streaming platforms I’m paying money for have more friggin’ commercials than network TV does.

And this is why you probably aren't going to see anyone boycott.

I just saw parking spaces near Lumen field offered up for $867 for the World Cup games. Lol!

The only difference between George Orwell and Mike Judge is that Orwell slightly underestimated and Judge grossly overestimated the timeline

This is one of the best social media posts I have ever seen.

Seahawks should be 3-0 in Super Bowls

Remember back in the day when movie stars would gladly sell watches in Italy or potato chips in Japan, but wouldn’t be caught dead doing a commercial on American TV?

I watched the movie Brightburn last night, which basically poses the question “what if Superman was a sociopathic supervillain. Seems like a lot of people criticized a “lack of depth”, etc… “lack of character development”, etc….

Every time I’m in Portland I’m absolutely amazed at how quickly they’ve rebuilt downtown from the ashes and rubble. It’s hard to believe it was a war zone just a few short years ago.

Unvaxed kids that my wife’s grandfather worked with in the 30’s. He was an MD who specialized in treating polio. Jonas Salk literally put him out of business.

BREAKING: Leicester City have submitted a request to Companies House to officially change their name to "Leicester Man City" to avoid further punishment for breaking league PSR rules.

Try this headline instead: “45 year old Texas man arrested after physically assaulting teenage girl” And how ironic is it that this Chad’s name is literally Chad?

Someone told me he’d never heard a conservative Christian politician ever quote Jesus when they quoted the Bible, and since that conversation, neither have I.

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Icebreaker questions for our drivers in Buenos Aires: -What club do you support? -Who is the greatest: Maradona or Messi? -Can Argentina repeat this year?

I’ve spent the last 10-12 years being really indifferent to the World Cup coming back to the United Stares. Now that the event is getting closer I’m officially unexcited.

Okay we can scratch this one off the list…. Not the greatest game of footie but the atmosphere was absolutely amazing. Like nowhere else.

I’m glad to see the Seahawks back in the Super Bowl and I’m happy for all the fans, from casual (such as myself) to the diehards.

The King Penguins of Falklands FC are clearly opting for a 1-5-5-3 today.

So converting travel pics into AI slop before posting to social media is now a thing? What a pathetic species we’ve become.

This evening at sunset… or as close as it gets down here at this time of year… we must have seen at least 60 humpback whales! They just kept coming and coming. (Not pretending any of these pics are good, just trying to convey the experience as best as I can)

Watching the Seattle Seahawks in Antarctica!

Antarctica

Does this mountainside look like a giant cat head to anyone else besides me? #Antarctica

This week, we announced the launch of IV, our new print publication. The first issue is scheduled to be released in mid-February and will preview the upcoming season. You’ll find features on interesting players, deep analytics and useful info for the season. www.sounderatheart.com/2026/01/were...

PITCH: Nicolás Maduro, P. Diddy, and Luigi Mangione break out of the Metropolitan Detention Center in Brooklyn and go on the run, O Brother, Where Art Thou? style.

Just bought ibuprofen, a course of antibiotics, 2 albuterol inhalers, and some cold medicine in Buenos Aires for $27.36 They asked me how many interest-free credit card payments I wanted to split it into: 1,2, or 3.

Hanging out at La Bombonera with some of my favorite people

El Ateneo in Buenos Aires. Inside an old theater. Biggest bookstore I’ve seen south of Portland.

Grabbing Venezuela by the pussy.

One of the odder things for me after stepping down from full-time club coaching/directing is that I actually have a much greater opportunity to wear “normal” clothes than I ever used to. For 30 years, on the majority of days I’d leave the house, my wardrobe was predetermined by someone else.

Im going to be at El Monumental next week and for my budget’s sake I’m very relieved that I don’t care for any of River Plate’s 25/26 training gear.

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lmao jfc

Happy Double Your Health Insurance Premiums Day For all who celebrate 🎉 🥳🎉🥳🎉🥳

When my wife threatened to leave a network if she didn’t get a rate increase (after 8+ years of stagnant fees), the representative questioned my wife’s commitment to her clients and suggested that a true therapist would worry more about helping people and less about the money.

Sunset over Tacoma tonight

Haha! Yes!!!!!

If I can win that Powerball jackpot I won’t have to worry about paying for health insurance for at least a year or two

Going through my local grocery store trying to buy stuff for Christmas dinner and waaaay too many bakery, meat, and dairy products have “use by” and “best by” dates from Dec 17th to Dec 23rd. Yeah, there’s actually a bunch of expired food on the shelves here.

The light rail station in Federal Way just opened and last week I took it to the airport. 17 minute trip to Sea-Tac at the height of morning rush hour traffic, and no subsequent crawl along the airport drive. Maybe the best $3 I ever spent.

My contribution to the cookie decorating party

Terrifying headline if you don’t realize they are sports teams.