PSA: A beautiful Brazilian man was absolutely RAVING about my kissing last night. Just FYI. 😏

Dancing and smooching boys on a school night was fun, but at what cost.

Mission accomplished. 🥰

Headed to Sunday Fun Day, who out here is trying to smooch? 🧐

Enjoying a little sun on this Sunday. ☀️

Not Edited to Look Like a Ken Doll Down There

Great news guys… I found the cock ring I thought I left at my mom’s house over Christmas. 🫠🤣

New gym boyfriend’s phone background is him kissing another man.

Getting left on read on Grindr by a Twitter crush… Only to end up in a mutual friends hotel room pregame and he’s the only one to not introduce himself. 🙄

A rest day could not have come at a worse time. 🏋🏼‍♂️🫠

Someone forgot to tell me about a 12:00 on-camera meeting, so now my lunch is just sitting here collecting dust. I’m quitting. 🤬

Something witty about humps. 🍑

Beware of choking hazards. 💪🏼😜

Spa day. 🧖🏼‍♂️

Operation Hockey Butt 🏋🏼‍♂️

Please.

Just dropped my AirPod in the toilet… The Mondayest Monday keeps on Mondaying.

Absolutely NEED to get out of these pants.

My New Year’s resolution is to get tits like Connor Storrie. 🙌🏼

Looking for a hockey player to hug. 💪🏼

Happy Nude Year! 😘 #nudist #naturist

Do not volunteer to drive if you are a bad driver. Fighting for my life in this back seat.

Is it season 2 yet? #heatedrivalry

Bigger hoe hoe hoe than Martha May Whovier. 😏😘

Hoe Hoe Hoe 🎅🏼☕️

Getting ready for hockey season. 🏋🏼‍♂️😏

If anyone runs into my boss on vacation, be sure to tell him I said to go to hell. 😘

Was randomly singing this song to myself at work and had to stop because I started crying 🥹🤣

The owners of our company asking everyone to work the Saturday before Christmas while they’re on vacation is actually offensive…

Sobbing. 🏒

Is not being able to get out of my garage an excuse for missing work? Asking for me.

My new gym is playing Renaissance all the way through; I knew this gym was the right choice. 🙌🏼

I need to stop watching hockey before bed…

Scored that absolute cutest guy’s phone number today. 😏😋

The H is real today. Please send things. 🫠

New gym says no to tripods but yes to doggos. 🙌🏼

Not me crying in this silly little hockey show.

Merry Friday #FCF 🍆🎄🍑

Joined a gym that doesn’t allow tripods. 🥰

Quote this post with your best briefs pic pls and thank u x Can I do two? 😋

Probably one of the best weekends I’ve had in a long time. Thankful to all these cuties for making this move already feel like home. 🥰

BINGO!

Trying to force myself to watch Avatar 2 again, and I’ll never understand what people see in these movies.

Happy #softiesunday boys! Stay naked. #nudist #naturist

Happy Saturday from ugly SoCal. 😏✌🏼

Guess who just opened their lunch box and found their uneaten breakfast…

Swimming for the first time in three years is a very humbling experience. 🏊🏼‍♂️🥵

Might need to tinker around with what goes on the table, but I’m actually pretty happy with how my Sunday project turned out. 😊

Greetings from my balcony in the mountains. :)