Greetings from my balcony in the mountains. :)

Gobble gobble. 🦃😏 #FCF #nudist #naturist

Thankful for you sending me nudes. 😏

I will never understand the concept of how some people forget to eat… Like here I sit eating my mid-morning snack, and I’m already thinking about lunch.

Great minds think alike. 👯‍♂️

Why are people like this? Like girl, I’m making conversation…

Clinging to life with this coffee. 🫠 #nudist #natirist

Had to ask an employee to save her “LUCKY ME” shirt for the weekend… 💀🤣

It’s called Hi-Visibility Chic. Not all of us get as dapper Monday through Friday as @homieomieo.bsky.social. 👷🏼‍♂️😘 #workflowwednesday

Cousin invited me out way too late on a school night. 👴🏼😴

“If you didn’t take hotel nudes, did you even go on vacation?” -Gandhi

Hey Siri, play “Come Clean” by Hilary Duff. 🌧️

Oh no, new gym boyfriend found on my last work out here. 🥺😭

Diva Down 🪦

Happy Tuesday from the new apartment. ☕️😊 #nudist #naturist

Once the fireplace is working, the homey levels will be off the charts. 🤗

I’m sure I’ll regret saying this later, but I can’t believe how much faster this week is going than last week. 🤞🏼

Hungover on a Monday thanks to the worst influences in my life… my parents. 🫠

The electrician I’m paying is literally sleeping in his truck.

a movie you’ve seen more than seven times with a gif

Hey Siri, play “Cozy” by Beyoncé. 🥰🌈

Hey Siri, play “What a Wonderful World.” 🎶

I know it’s so basic, but I really want to paint my ass like a pumpkin. 🤭

I hope this email kills us both

I am NOT spiritually ready for daylight savings time to end. Fuck a 4 PM sunset.

Cold enough to be lazy but not cold enough to be clothed. 😋 #nudist #nudism #naturist

I feel like an idiot that it never even occurred to me that this weekend was when everyone was going out for Halloween… 🫠😂

See what I mean… 😭

I’m so excited to not have to do this god awful commute anymore. 🫠

Looks like I’m moving to Weho. 🏳️‍🌈

Happy Thotumn 🌊🍂

Happy Softie Sunday, boys. ☀️☕️

Love me some Local’s Summer.

Great news! If I move into the place I just looked at I won’t be as much of a cliché because I wouldn’t technically live in West Hollywood; it would only be to the North, South, East, AND West of me… lol. 🤣

Learning that I can turn on my truck’s seat-heaters remotely is an absolute game changer. 🥰

Just looked at my credit card statement for the first time since Europe. 🫠

Went Clubbing last night. 🦄

Hump day commutes are more fun in Denmark. 🇩🇰🍑😋 #nudism #skinnydip

Logged into a zoom being the only one on camera.

Who wants to go to Italy for dinner? 2 days back and I’m already over it here.

Sick + jet lag is an absolutely awful combination.

The summer I learned to ask people to take pictures of me.

Attempt 2 to get home: there is a plane at the gate, it’s a small yet important improvement from yesterday.

This continent’s refusal to provide any customer service or just a glass of water is astounding.

Flight cancelled? Guess we have time for one more night of C*cktoberfest. 🌭🍻😋

It’s tuned into a 45-hour travel day but I was upgraded to first class. 😎👸🏼

Cancelled my flight 15 minutes before take off? Fuck all the way off. 🤬

This 19-hour travel day would be made a lot easier if you sent me nudes. 😏

To the cute German guy who I just made out with and **** with in the **** *****, thanks. 😘

Why are you spending more than 90 seconds at an ATM?