Happy Earth Day! 🌍🍑

VIP Treatment at work today. 🤍🥹

need to be naked at the beach soon

Yoga teacher said she was impressed with how strong I was, so we’ll be taking that to the bank for the rest of the week. ☺️

Siri just changed “my place” to “My Pl.”. She’s so kooky. 🤪

Brushing up on the local lore. 10/10 💅🏼🏕️🌴 #troopbeverlyhills

I’m BEGGING to unsubscribe from C*achella content.

Feeling like I was crucified last night. 💀

Trying to keep up with Bryon Noem. #chestday

Whenever Paige Desorbo finally plans her bachelorette party… #summerhouse

Me to my boss after the Summer House and Kristi Noem news broke.

The theme of Q1 was summer.

Been a big year for slutty little glasses!

Did NOT anticipate Ryan Gosling and that little puppet making me cry. 😭🥹

I need a pool in my immediate future.

Bikini Season: ✅

Where’s the Pool? @derekgee.bsky.social

That leg day is going to absolutely wreak havoc on me in 36 hours. 😳

Look at my cute little family. Happy birthday to my awesome mom who, if god is good, will never see this... 😊🤣

I forgot to change my Amazon shipping address back from work.

The things I’d do to him animal style…

There’s not many things sexier to me than a beefy ass man in a skimpy ass thong. 🫠

Support my husband’s Oscar winning performance. Good job, babe. 😘

Michael B Jordan could have won the Oscar for this image alone. 🥵

The fact that I just got home and can’t start The Oscars from the beginning is so incredibly stupid. 🙄

No one here asked for this, but for the first time I have finally managed to watch all the Best Picture nominees so here goes:

Hi gays. ☀️👙🌈

Bailed on the nude beach. Now to find a pool in LA. 🧐

Casual Friday 👷🏼‍♂️💻

Going to absolutely NEED my ass in the sun this weekend. ☀️🍑😎

It’s incredible how an app can be both universally known, yet downright unusable. Good for you, Grindr?

Peaks and Cheeks v 2.0 🏔️🍑

The Artist // The Art

Who doesn’t love a fun hotel shower? 🚿 #scs

Peaks and Cheeks 🏔️🍑

“Alright this just stays between us.” -The guy shouting into his phone on speaker phone.

Would love to hot tub with some cute boys in Mammoth this weekend. ⛷️😋

Get naked and stay wild 🤪

Couldn’t wait til I got home. 🚂

I cannot wait to get home and get naked.

Morning, boyz. 😘

How many times are we gonna have to hear about what the damn fans wanted? 🙄 #Survivor50

…like underwear. 🤷🏼‍♂️

I’m a bit of a jock myself. 🏋🏼‍♂️ #humpday

Trying to grow my arms to distract from this thing…

2 and 5 most of the time. 6 and 7 when I’m feeling frisky. 0 when I’m feeling chaotic.

I have a pimple the size of Pangea.

Holy hangover. Please send noods. 🙌🏼

As Natasha Bedingfield once said, “feel the rain on your skin.” #nudist #naturist