Ohhh, isn't this sweet...

What do you mean she's back.

Wow!

燕青×バニー #カルデアバニー部 #FGO

/ trying to make a douchan playlist but its hard

/ all my yaoi is in another verse this is so sad

Owwwieee~. Ah, Olwie-chan said I just had to wrestle, and I can't curse you. Are you ready?

(Gay little shove)

/ WOW OK

Hey sorry. Yes. Sorry. This door is only going to open if you get oiled up and wrestle this guy. Sorry.

Hiiii~

You have to ask?

Here lies poor Kiyohime, beaten to death by lamp.

(Makes her lamp into a sentient creature, for fun.)

Have you forgotten love. We are meant to bond with every beautiful part of this world and find reason after reason to fight for it and if my pen having soothing eyes full of compassion can get me to tomorrow then I think that's beautiful.

Boo... let us have a little fun.

You're all afraid of that thing with teeth? Juvenile.

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Ibuki-sama!

Oh, we are?

(For the second time today.)

Oh, Lady Shuten how wonderful to see you! I should be going now! Bye bye~!

🌙 I love dramatic over the top Douman but I love them in the context of this also being like The Most Terrifying Thing possible. Douman body horror. Douman yanking their other alter ego components out of themselves for fun. Douman cutting their head off for show.

I am sensing a little hostility.

Achoo?

(Smiling! Smiling! Their eyes narrow as memories of terror and carnage dance through Zander's head. How they would love to take a peak in, see the memories through his eyes. A bit too invasive of a trick for now.) I do appreciate your understanding.

(They lean in a bit closer. Black eyes observing the mage like hawk. Their mere presence beginning to stifle.) Nnn~nn... I see. You recognize me, of course. But I am not the same Douman you have met in the past. As it is with Servant encounters, you must know. +

(A big smile stretches across their face – all fangs.) Dear boy, I have not even met you properly. Why should you be so honored to be imbued by one of my curses?

I guess they're our friend now.

[ don't ask about the Olwen shikigami ]

As I thought! Please send the Marines for practice tomorrow.

Oh, I forgot to turn my incredibly deadly miasma off!

I am your soccer coach though.

You can visibly see the malice emanating off of them.

Don't mind Dou-chan, they're not bad. [Douman emitting evil miasma in the distance]

🌙 sorry

You know we just get summoned here, left and right! Quite the terrible system, really.

🌙 sorry i was watching iwtv

Oh dear. So loud this one.

🌙 I feel so rusty with them but I'll get used to it again

(6'6" beast in his tracks.) Oya, oya. What are you running from, dear boy?

🌙 for those new here

Hiiii~☆

An unabashed flower of evil! A voracious, carnivorous beast!