My car is shot. RIP. It made it 14 years

Weather app telling me it feels like 12 degrees out. Yeah. I can feel it.

Okay so played a lot of Metroid prime 4 last night and it’s very umami love the game. It’s gorgeous, the writing is interesting albeit typical Metroid writing, the fights are fun except that one you know which one, and the new areas are fun to explore. What’s the problem here…

You guys aren’t ready to hear my favorite lady Gaga song

Whatever they put in on melancholy hill. Put that in my veins

Well you can’t get what you want but you can get me So let’s set out to sea love Cuz you are my medicine when you’re close to me When you’re close to me

The amount of videos like this on TikTok. Everyone explode NOW

They really named that fictional Japanese girl noodle

Actually obsessed with this sequence of comments

Can I be honest an vulnerable right now? I did not know pink was in lady marmalade. I just knew Christina Aguilera and Lil Kim were

You know what’s impressive? When people use language to make you feel repulsed. Not in a bigoted way but just saying something so unbelievably gross in a vivid and articulate way, so you picture it. Not many stories have made me feel as repulsed as “gooch grease” Haunts me to this day

One day the United States will realize bagels aren’t just a breakfast food, coffee shops can be open at night, diners don’t need to be just in New Jersey, malls don’t have to have only chains as stores, vape shops don’t actually have to be on every corner, and the populace yearns for a third place

Also it’s so funny that so many integral characters and qualities in the Mario series actually originate from another game called doki doki panic. Albeit it was an orientalist game. Shy guy, birdo, bob omb, pokey, and those ninja guys are from it. Not to mention Luigi’s signature high jump / long

It’s soooooo crazy talking to older people about terms used back in the day because why did my dad tell me people used to derogatorily call Italians goombas and I was like you’re shitting me no they did not? Nintendo was so funny for naming their characters that. Like what is wrong with you actually

Stranger things doesn’t deserve Winona Ryder

Just found out tinkaton has base 75 attack. Why would they do that…?

Literally what the fuck is a foid

Why don’t you have a piece of listening to Donna summer and then maybe you’ll calm down

All jokes aside I hope that “you’re bi” diva is doing well. I admire her for doing that and she seemed kind

Very few ways to describe the feeling you have when you go through someone’s media tag to see what they look like and you get flash banged by a hole pic

I don’t give reviews to any restaurant I go to unless I give them five stars. Unless they treated someone like shit or were racist or made someone sick. Because it’s like idk maybe I had a meal that wasn’t their best work. Or it was an off day. Or it just wasn’t for me. And it’s like. They work hard

TOOT TOOT. BEEP BEEP

I just ate the spiciest pepper of my entire life like I couldn’t talk for 10 minutes

Thinking about how my sister only drinks soda and sugary coffy and used to drink a lot of Red Bull and eats a lot of sweets. And like whatever. But I can’t believe she doesn’t know that she’s going to get a kidney stone like that is the fastest track to getting one. My nightmare

If you’re a swiftie you’re a big loser lol

Thinking about the countless artists who told the White House institutions not to use their music and that Taylor swift (and Nicki magaj) was the only one who literally said nothing. Lmfaoooooooo

Can they add voice notes to this site I have a lot to say

It’s kinda crazy that like a third to half of the country is just waiting for him to die

Got a pumpkin cream cold foam cold brew. Effervescent

Hesitating on buying Metroid prime 4 because of the reviews :(((

Why did I wake up in sweat……

Pokemon you’d have irl. Yes I know one of these is a stretch but each of these pokemon is a piece of Daniel lore except Elekid kinda so they all make sense

Idrk what pokemon id have irl I never gave it much thought besides cat pokemon duh. But just know I have a few ghost pokemon and im going to be devious about it but not like evil just mischievous also maybe a little evil

question for the IT enjoyers... after the losers club defeats IT and banishes it from this universe, are the victims of the deadlines freed from their eternal torture? id hate to think they weren't but IT isn't really dead it's just dead in this universe

feeling uneasy abt the end of welcome to derry (spoilers!!!) so far the season is rly good. i just have this gut feeling that only one of the kids (besides will) is going to live and idk who it's gonna be. i feel like lily might live but IF she does she will be institutionalized for life :(

On that note I’d like to say stew Leonard’s egg nog is very whatever burger

I’m afraid Johnny getting nothing burger wrong all the time by calling it whatever burger has made it enter my daily lexicon

Table salt to baking soda when baking soda asks what kind of carbonate he is

My psychiatrist: yeah that’s a compulsion. Stop doing that. Feeds into your ocd. Stop it Me:

I really miss the panini in Italy. And the macchiato from this one cafe

The concept of me meeting a tumblr oomf in Italy when both of us lived in the us is so umami to me. Like the world is funny like that

"...Newsom has vetoed our menopause bill, not one but two years in a row. But that's OK, because he's not going to be governor forever. And with the way he's overlooked women, half the population, by devaluing us in midlife, he probably should not be our next president either." youtu.be/603NmGNkfqY

One thing I can’t stand is when influencers post videos praising certain coffee shops and I’ve been to those shops at least five times and never once had a good coffee. Literally ever. STOP LYING!!!!!!!!!!!! Idc if the cafe is cute. The coffee. Is. Bad. Any which way.

Oomf sending me a pic of himself and he literally has the physique of one of those Greek statues but even more buff. The dedication to achieving a body like that is always impressive tbh

Think I’ll buy Metroid prime 4 tomorrow

Guys I can’t stand Johnny

I already know za dlc is going to but they should have given you a quest to choose one of the starters (cindyquil, snivy, Oshy) and let each of them mega evolve. Just even it out

Also shit is so much more expensive than it was literally ONE year ago. And SO much more than three years ago. And an unbelievable amount than eight years ago. IT SUCKS HERE

Buying art on Etsy is tough because why does some stuff look ai generated?? Now I have to research every shop I buy from in detail

Need this badly