Definitely not in the K-9 unit, at least

It's been a tough day but enormously cheered by this Reddit thread of a guy demanding Tesco treat bananas as berries for the purpose of getting extra club card points. www.reddit.com/r/LegalAdvic...

Subtitles guy having a stroke at the start of this one #totp

Happy Ode To Billie Joe Day to all who celebrate, which should be everyone. www.youtube.com/watch?v=HaRa...

Mini-Madness guy has the moves at the front there #totp

The bass player and sax are the same guy #totp

Not doing the Hucklebuck #totp

And now there is just Nigel Havers... #totp

Play "Balls Bum Poo Piss", you cowards #totp #CliffyBastard #YoungOnes

If you say you remember this one you're either lying, you're Glamma Kid, or you're Carly Simon's accountant #totp

Some Barnsley lads briefly exploring Buddhism in their late teens.

I see Andy Burnham's out on the campaign trail today #Makerfield #Election

Performance targets are the surest way to trash institutional knowledge, skills, and teamwork.

The curse of performance management. The mistaken belief that you can measure high performance. In both public and private sector I've seen nothing more likely to damage staff morale. www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

Strong Wogan/Pebble Mill at One vibes here #totp

Thinking of getting my car resprayed a different colour so that it will go faster 🤪

Why didn't Charles just ask his son to hand the card over when he next saw him? #Attenborough www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

@simonpegg.bsky.social "you must be 'this' tall to enter the castle"

#CHELEE Wemberlee

Working on my #TrumpMusic playlist #nottotp youtu.be/MnUxuJRtLQQ?...

Contractual "thumbs aloft" from McCartney there #totp

Bendy leg guitar guy! #totp

Posh boys #totp

Judging by the dancing, they aren't playing the Nolans on the studio pa #totp

Play Capstick Comes Home, you absolute shower #totp

It's ok, but he's no Sid Owen #totp

Isn't this the Knight Rider theme? #totp

Bring back the traffic cones, lads #totp

Kemi Badenoch is a deeply unserious politician, even judged by admittedly poor current standards #LBC

"Sometimes when we...touch". FFS Peter #hands #totp

Hearing Ipswich Town have renamed their stadium Deportman Road

Kyrie Eleison. None more 80s #totp

Stevie phoning in one of his many by-the-numbers 80s songs #totp

"Let me tell you something about Miss Jay Aston..." #totp

Nick Ferrari taking his usual "how can I make this story a bad news one about the Met" approach. Surprised he hasn't yet claimed it's the fault of Starmer and the BBC too #LBC

68 Guns! #nottotp

Tom 'Bloody' Jones #totp

Play Rock Astley, you cowards! Kind regards from subtitle viewers #totp

If anyone is genuinely interested and not simply trying to score points www.met.police.uk/SysSiteAsset...

It's Marty Hopkirk! #BAFTA #notTOTP

Why is Paddington doing this bit and not the "In Memoriam" section? #BAFTA

Sharing this - the symptoms of stroke. Someone important to me didn't recognise loss of speech as a sign, to their cost, upsettingly so. Know the signs: F. A. S. T. Dropped side of the FACE Inability to raise both ARMS SPEECH slurred or impossible Act FAST, call an ambulance #Stroke #StrokeAwareness

#LBC and the art of misleading headlines 🙄. Spoiler alert - it's 7

Again class, the proof is *not* in the pudding. FFS