68 Guns! #nottotp

Tom 'Bloody' Jones #totp

Play Rock Astley, you cowards! Kind regards from subtitle viewers #totp

If anyone is genuinely interested and not simply trying to score points www.met.police.uk/SysSiteAsset...

It's Marty Hopkirk! #BAFTA #notTOTP

Why is Paddington doing this bit and not the "In Memoriam" section? #BAFTA

Sharing this - the symptoms of stroke. Someone important to me didn't recognise loss of speech as a sign, to their cost, upsettingly so. Know the signs: F. A. S. T. Dropped side of the FACE Inability to raise both ARMS SPEECH slurred or impossible Act FAST, call an ambulance #Stroke #StrokeAwareness

#LBC and the art of misleading headlines 🙄. Spoiler alert - it's 7

Again class, the proof is *not* in the pudding. FFS

Erm...

#LBC caller: "We need a general election" Presenter: "Who would you vote for?" Caller: "I don't know"

I'm convinced "Liz Truss" is simply a piece of performance art

Spurs to accept stadium naming rights bid #CFC #KTBFFH

Couldn't remember how long it's been since Nana Mouskouri died. Turns out that's because she's currently 91. How lovely #nottotp

Ooh aar. She made I laugh #totp

Isn't this The Candy Man? #totp

Who did it better? #totp

Got To Get On With My Life. Which one's Paul? #totp

Heh heh! #totp

Has he nicked that shirt? #totp

Sad we never got to see Sir Roger Moore's Aspects #totp

Play Poison, you cowards #totp

Rick's backing band have all come dressed as Rick. And this is a rip off of How Men Are by Aztec Camera anyway #totp

Kudos to whoever supplied the drumsticks to occupy Peter's hands. Inspired #totp

Brotherhood of Man. Good to see David Lodge had a career after Carry On Behind #totp

Band: "Guys, we're on telly tonight. Big opportunity. Matching hats for all of us, yeah?" Lead singer: "Nah!" #totp

Who wore it better? #totp

Etc #totp

Regular reminder

Arise, Sir Billiam. Adam Ant got his whole act from this song #totp

I didn't realise Nazareth were in fact 3 separate bands all at once #totp

How Boyzone think they look vs how Boyzone actually look #totp

I wrote this song on Saturday, recorded it yesterday and released it to you today in response to the state terror being visited on the city of Minneapolis. It’s dedicated to the people of Minneapolis, our innocent immigrant neighbors and in memory of Alex Pretti and Renee Good. Stay free

Hope Montie goes canvassing for him

Crowborough Patrol Group? #LBC

Angry 'residents group' leader with fact-free diatribe now available on @shelaghfogarty.bsky.social #LBC

Dick

I’ve bought an apocalypse-proof boat, with an array of weaponry

Stephen is an absolute mug. Chucking away half the money when he was guaranteed all of it #TheTraitors

Woah, HANDS PETER!! #totp

I wouldn't have let him in the Blitz looking like that #totp

Everytime Faz is in the chair #TheTraitors

Faz putting himself up for murder there #TheTraitors

#Trump talking of international acts of gross stupidity. As my grandma would have said, "Well, mind!"