#TheTraitors is basically no more sophisticated or evidence-based than your strategy for opening the boxes on Deal or No Deal

I thought Trump did #TheApprentice rather than #DragonsDen #BBC2

Just thought I'd post this:

#Channel5 doc serves as a reminder that in fact neither Gorden Kaye nor Leslie Crowther sustained their injuries crashing cars into fallen trees during the 1987 storm #MandelaEffect

The easiest job in politics is not having to be in charge and make decisions that don't just play to your base

Just checking in to see if America is great again yet

youtu.be/G2eUopy9sd8?... #totp

Erm #totp

New Year. Same old #Chelsea #CFC

Happy New Year! 🥳 #2026

Watching #GodfatherII

To M(B)E, to you #honours

Merry Christmas everybody!

Merry the Christmas Supremes everyone #nottotp

Oh no! Better crack on with this. Looks like I've only got...erm...56 years to complete it

Once again, why didn't Sadiq Khan prevent this? 🤪

If anyone should lose their job over celebrating the murder of an American it’s the President of the United States.

Steps continuing their 1998 residency on #totp

This is the best way to listen to Robbie Williams #totp #micoff

Da Fugitive #totp

Farage using the Trump playbook again. He calls Emma Barnett as one of the BBC’s “lower-grade presenters” and criticises the way she asked the question. For those at the back: He was, is, and always will be a racist, antisemitic and Islamophobic cunt. www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

Badenoch and Trump today seem to be in direct competition for the "Who can post the stupidest comment of all time?" trophy

Huge respect to the papers for finding both an 88 year old worried about the tax bill on her 6 bedroom Kensington house and a 20 year old fretting about only being able to save £12k a year tax free. Top work all around. These are not easy case studies to find.

"There was no state." Roman banners didn't say SPQR because they were Spurs supporters.

Guess I should be grateful for an employer that has taken steps to protect me completely from the effects of fiscal drag. Granted, it's by operating a pay freeze policy for several years, but still...

@tomswarbrick.bsky.social if your guest is getting fed up with a year of Labour saying they're having to sort out the last government's mess, I can only imagine what she thought of Greg Hands still banging on about the "no money left" note after 13 years #LBC

They used to say "play the ball, not the man", didn't they? #Budget2025

Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen

Now it just sounds like that Bowie/Jagger video where they cut out the singing #totp

It's a wonder he didn't run out of money much earlier than he did. What a load of self-indulgent wank #totp

Altogether now: "and the last time too" #totp

Shithouse, more like #totp

BA Robertson listening to his own songs. Annabel Lwin was right #totp

Sybil Fawlty on #Mastermind... www.theguardian.com/technology/2...

"Were you in the vicinity of Muriel Gray?"

For anyone saying they'd happily pay more in tax, here's a reminder that there's nothing stopping you from doing so. If you're not doing this, what you really mean is that you think everyone should pay more tax www.gov.uk/guidance/vol...

Are there going to be any serious questions on actual issues on #bbcqt tonight?

This is what I try to always tell people: food banks can do way more with your money than you can, due to bulk buying deals. And they can do way, way more with your money than with the canned goods you didn’t want to eat

the BBC should apologise with a montage of all the times Trump showed support for 6 Jan and they should get the person who does the end of World Cup montage to do it

Thin Lizzy! #totp

Eton Rifles is basically a Paul Weller parody song #totp

“His main theme was that the country was fucked. Largely because of Brexit. Weirdly, he has no memory of being the main architect behind the Brexit vote. He seems to think it happened in a world in which he played no part.” Farage - the foghorn of failure. www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

Double Jeopardy is on again! #NicholasParsons

Nick Mohamed outs himself as one of the Louvre thieves #celebritytraitors

If anyone needs a simple way to understand the term 'cognitive dissonance', they need look no further than the people interviewed for this article apple.news/ArKgf1zCBS-i...

Key to #CelebrityTraitors is that unlike the regular joes, everyone has preconceived ideas about their fellow celebs that clouds their judgement. No one would say "that's just Alan being Alan" or "Stephen's a genius" when he's got it wrong every fucking time. Except Lucy, who has no idea so will win

🎶 I've been to Georgia and California, but I've never been to Maine 🎵

Bobbie Gentry #totp #nottotp