If your husband or boyfriend is an ICE agent you have made poor life choices.

Pete Hegseth is out here making American military commit war crimes but at least I beat the bot. Wordle 1,630 2/6* 🟨🟨⬜🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

I used to believe that no President could turn America into a dictatorship because not enough of our men would act with the cruelty we see in ICE and our extrajudicial murders in the Caribbean. God I miss 2024.

Pam Bondi won't be fired because she's blond.

Happy Epstein Files Day!

In my stack ranking of Seans, Sean Paul has been overtaken by Sean Dunn. Sean Connery retains his lead.

Rep. Yassamin Ansari has set up a table and this sign outside Speaker Johnson’s office.

Eat the rich. I recommend a A1 or if royals, HP sauce. They are not tender or seasoned.

Subway needs to hire this guy and create an anti-ICE marketing campaign. I'll buy their subs just to be a sandwich throwing ambassador.

Donald Trump and Republicans are shaking in their (I assume Prada) boots. Red counties realizing that rural hospitals and food is a bigger issue than trans people they'll never meet.

Mark Robinson, Herschel Walker, and now Winsome Earle-Sears. Republicans have no problem nominating losers DEI candidates thinking African-Americans in the South can't use Google.

The Devil to Dick Cheney

Winsome Earle-Sears was made in a lab using DNA from Mark Robinson, Candace Owens and the dregs from a 1974 bottle of Mrs. Butterworth. She's banned from the cookout. Abigail Spanberger FTW.

Elon Musk is poised to become the world's first trillionaire. He has made it apparent as a billionaire he is eager to put his thumb on the scale of American politics. If you're adding to his wealth by buying a Tesla you're also making a political statement.

Add to the list of Republicans hate crimes them telling people of color how they can and can't use the word "aunt." If they come after "auntie" I'm invoking the Geneva Conventions.

Kamala Harris Is Considering Another Run? Hard nope. I voted for her and appreciate her but the Dems need a huge turn to new leaders or they will lose.

Don’t tell anyone but I bribed a Madison Square Garden hot dog vendor to only sell tofu franks. I bet the under on his sales. This is a great NBA season,

Someone needs to come up with a line of action figures with masked ICE agents as the bad guys and regular citizens in frog costumes saving immigrants from kidnapping to black sites.

Text messages are like the dinosaurs in Jurassic Park. They always get out. Any women or POC in the Young Republicans need to think about why they joined and why they’re still there.

Wordle is just trolling at this point. 8 words can be the answer with a different first letter.

I wish at some point in my life I can have the peace and joy and satisfaction experienced by Barack Obama knowing how much Donald Trump is pissed right now. María Corina Machado of Venezuela Is Awarded the Nobel Peace Prize

American support for the war in Gaza created the conditions for a genocide. I haven’t read the full EULA but that doesn’t seem like meeting the requirements for a Nobel Peace Prize

Halloween is going to suck this year. What teenager can even afford eggs and toilet paper today?

I feel sorry for Taylor Swift, knowing despite all her talent and hard work the Epstein files will be the biggest release of 2025. Let's get Grijalva sworn in!!!

Pam Bondi is starting to look like the Cryptkeeper. She's such a bad lawyer she agreed to start letting the devil take her soul before she died.

Greta Thunberg agreeing with MAGA that she is not what’s important is why she should be listened to.

Project 2025 is unfolding before our eyes. The generational harm Trump and MAGA are causing is real. Kamala and the Democrats are like students who had perfectly researched arguments, full citations and Nobel co-authors but got an F because they used the wrong font.

Christian Nationalists force government shutdown in opposition to healing the sick. Just like Jesus wanted.

Tough guy Stephen Miller is the kid in the playground fight yelling "hold me back" stalling until his older brothers get out of detention. My preteen son would whip his ass with his clarinet.

Fox News host Pete Hegseth went ten toes down lecturing real military heroes on fitness and grooming while taking orders from a morbidly obese man who wears full face makeup and faked bone spurs to dodge the draft.

Evangelical Christians with full control of all three branches of government don't want to feed the hungry or heal the sick. Jesus... Sorry ICE. I meant to say Jeezus.

Thomas Jacob Sanford murdered worshippers and burned down their church. The LDS (Mormon) community is mourning. He was not Antifa, Muslim, trans, or an immigrant. But Trump will have FBI plant an Indigo Girls CD on his property so it's all good.

National Guard troops are going to have a tough time in Portland. No one can stand the smell of patchouli and the sounds of off-beat drum circles for days without needing a psych evac.

Seriously just got an email that the cost of Disney+ is going up next month. WTF.

Jimmy Kimmel comes back and this happens. Coincidence? I think not. Wordle 1,558 2/6* ⬜⬜🟩🟨🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 WordleBot Skill 99/99 Luck 86/99

The money men realizing that the Golem they created has turned on them. Tax cuts don't mean much when you have no revenue to pay taxes on. Everything Trump touched dies.

Trump and RFK Jr. are wrong about Tylenol, and distracting from the one drug that caused me so much pain.

Let's all make sure that the Jimmy Kimmel return tomorrow is the most watched show in the history of late night TV.

What 1980's cartoon characters were on the lunchbox that they gave Tom Homan to carry his bribe in? Scoobie-Doo has to be the only right answer.

Trump and MAGA are accelerating the brain drain the US. They love making the country as dumb as he is.

GET MARRIED AND HAVE KIDS! (Disclaimer: We don’t support child care, daycare, medical care, public education or affordable housing.)

This is how Democrats need to roll. MAGA grifters and goons feel untouchable but unless the name is Trump, they are not.

Jimmy Kimmel rightly called Charlie Kirk’s murder “senseless” and is off the air after pressure from Trump. Fox News host Brian Killmeade literally called for homeless people to be killed and is out here living his best life.

Hate speech and Free speech. I'm OK if there's an argument, but not OK for this government to decide.

MAGA loves cancel culture.

Last week, this cartoon was actual. Now it is more-true. Next week it will be more truer.

I'm voting for anyone willing to say out loud that literally no one is safe from gun violence in America and that is not OK. #crazy