Black kids wore their driver's license on a lanyard so they wouldn't be seen reaching. Now this... Minneapolis Residents Wear Their Passports, Desperate to Ward Off ICE

Schumer and Jeffries are brilliant. I also give my enemies as much funding as they want. They overeat and die. ICE won’t be around in 30 years. Neither will democracy, but that’s 4D chess.

Absolutely perfect take on MAGA and the 2nd Amendment.

Just got our fireplace going for the first time in years. Those Epstein files are going to burn themselves.

The real Patriots in America are damn proud of Minnesota, too!👏💙

Any Democrat Senator who votes to fund ICE this budget cycle needs to be shamed every day, everywhere.

Autocorrect is my sworn enema

Let me get this straight... With the largest winter storm in decades we have defunded FEMA but are loading up on ICE?

Wordle 1,678 2/6* 🟩⬜⬜⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 AND Donald Trump is not going to invade Greenland? This is a good morning.

Trump is delivering a low energy speech to a silent room in Davos

America taking over Venezuela, Greenland, Denmark, Canada and would only improve the winter Olympics team.

From now on when my son misbehaves I'm going to threaten to send the Seahawks.

I'm American and have to go to Copenhagen for work. I'm afraid. Does anyone have a bunch of spare Canadian patches and stickers I can use? I've already got the maple syrup cologne.

This is the most perfect "Fuck ICE" and WWJD collab.

America elected him twice. 🙄

Even ice hates ICE

Denmark renamed Greenland to "Epstein Island" so Donald Trump stops talking about it.

Armed National Guard and state police should be everywhere ICE operates. Let’s see how the goons deal with real soldiers and law enforcement.

If we can capture another country's president, can another country come and capture ours? Asking for a friend.

Trinidad Chambliss making confused Ole Miss fans apply for Trinidadian citizenship.

So you're telling me this guy repeatedly crosses the border with no visa, skirts tariffs on the goods he imports AND has been tracked in Venezuela by NORAD? CECOT needs a bigger bed.

This Festivus I meticulously documented my grievances to air but found the files redacted.

Trump said he would impose tariffs. Bourbon is dependent on international markets. Whiskey can be made anywhere. Easy target for retaliation. Kentucky voted 64% for Trump. Jim Beam Halts Production, as Whiskey Market Struggles www.nytimes.com/2025/12/22/d...

The U.S. is giving dying mall vibes. I can't explain it, but you know I'm right.

If your husband or boyfriend is an ICE agent you have made poor life choices.

Pete Hegseth is out here making American military commit war crimes but at least I beat the bot. Wordle 1,630 2/6* 🟨🟨⬜🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

I used to believe that no President could turn America into a dictatorship because not enough of our men would act with the cruelty we see in ICE and our extrajudicial murders in the Caribbean. God I miss 2024.

Pam Bondi won't be fired because she's blond.

Happy Epstein Files Day!

In my stack ranking of Seans, Sean Paul has been overtaken by Sean Dunn. Sean Connery retains his lead.

Rep. Yassamin Ansari has set up a table and this sign outside Speaker Johnson’s office.

Eat the rich. I recommend a A1 or if royals, HP sauce. They are not tender or seasoned.

Subway needs to hire this guy and create an anti-ICE marketing campaign. I'll buy their subs just to be a sandwich throwing ambassador.

Donald Trump and Republicans are shaking in their (I assume Prada) boots. Red counties realizing that rural hospitals and food is a bigger issue than trans people they'll never meet.

Mark Robinson, Herschel Walker, and now Winsome Earle-Sears. Republicans have no problem nominating losers DEI candidates thinking African-Americans in the South can't use Google.

The Devil to Dick Cheney

Winsome Earle-Sears was made in a lab using DNA from Mark Robinson, Candace Owens and the dregs from a 1974 bottle of Mrs. Butterworth. She's banned from the cookout. Abigail Spanberger FTW.

Elon Musk is poised to become the world's first trillionaire. He has made it apparent as a billionaire he is eager to put his thumb on the scale of American politics. If you're adding to his wealth by buying a Tesla you're also making a political statement.

Add to the list of Republicans hate crimes them telling people of color how they can and can't use the word "aunt." If they come after "auntie" I'm invoking the Geneva Conventions.

Kamala Harris Is Considering Another Run? Hard nope. I voted for her and appreciate her but the Dems need a huge turn to new leaders or they will lose.

Don’t tell anyone but I bribed a Madison Square Garden hot dog vendor to only sell tofu franks. I bet the under on his sales. This is a great NBA season,

Someone needs to come up with a line of action figures with masked ICE agents as the bad guys and regular citizens in frog costumes saving immigrants from kidnapping to black sites.

Text messages are like the dinosaurs in Jurassic Park. They always get out. Any women or POC in the Young Republicans need to think about why they joined and why they’re still there.

Wordle is just trolling at this point. 8 words can be the answer with a different first letter.

I wish at some point in my life I can have the peace and joy and satisfaction experienced by Barack Obama knowing how much Donald Trump is pissed right now. María Corina Machado of Venezuela Is Awarded the Nobel Peace Prize

American support for the war in Gaza created the conditions for a genocide. I haven’t read the full EULA but that doesn’t seem like meeting the requirements for a Nobel Peace Prize