they got a whole goose complaint department

presumably the incessant oven slamming that led to a baby lock on the oven was just part of a long game leading to this moment

Betty Hutton & Eddie Bracken, with a big subset of Preston Sturges's stock company, in The Miracle of Morgan's Creek, 1943. I happened to rewatch this last weekend, & it's as great as I remember. Here's one of the greatest of all movie cast photos, but there's unfortunately no photographer credit.

something I didn't get about babies is how fast they turn into little guys. at 14mo he is my buddy I eat chinese take out and listen to tunes with. but he can still kill the vibe by shidding in his pants.

grave missteps in children's furniture design

I am being nice to the flight attendants despite having to move seats multiple times while boarding, flying solo with a car seat and a baby, due to other people's errors. please clap.

spending my money from the criterion settlement on some new criterion discs just to show there's no hard feelings

moving is a never ending parade of indignities. I am being thwarted by this asshole who has become territorial about the bag of packing material.

chicago fb marketplace already paying dividends and I haven't even moved there yet

I work a little with this group on the Navajo Nation. you can hardly imagine the importance and difficulty of what they do, and they need this money for building repairs and for vehicles to transport DV victims many miles to shelters navajotimes.com/reznews/5000...

please share their gofundme and give if you can www.gofundme.com/f/adabi/

please share their gofundme and give if you can www.gofundme.com/f/adabi/

I work a little with this group on the Navajo Nation. you can hardly imagine the importance and difficulty of what they do, and they need this money for building repairs and for vehicles to transport DV victims many miles to shelters navajotimes.com/reznews/5000...

Macy's makes you pick Santa's skin color and will not let you pick "no preference" when booking photos with Santa

I've assembled a preliminary list of links to Asad Haider's articles beyond Viewpoint Magazine, since I couldn't find such a list elsewhere. If you see ones I missed, please let me know and I'll update cryptpad.fr/sheet/#/2/sh...

with the pope getting woker by the day, I am awaiting the Vance Oxthodox conversion reveal. he was just hanging out with Rod Dreher the other day, so it has gotta be coming.

people learning today about the reading pedagogy culture wars... welcome to hell...

Roy Scheider and Leland Palmer in Bob Fosse's All That Jazz 📷 Josh Weiner, 1979

chuck schumer, i was, regretably, familiar with your game,

we really need an equivalent to the Weezer's Buddy Holly/Joe Biden clip for the current era. it was such a salve for the soul in dark times.

almost every baby book written in verse has at least one part in which the meter is lazily fucked up and terrible to read aloud. we must end this scourge!

want to make me cry like a big baby? show me a video of some normal ass person dressing down a masked ICE fascist. brave and beautiful normal people!!! love and solidarity to you all!!

the disproportionate response to cat photos on here says more about bluesky than any pundit thinkpiece. namely: mfs love cats on here.

156 years ago #onthisday, Top the wombat died. He was the pet of the poet and artist Dante Gabriel Rossetti who, upon Top's passing, created this self-portrait in mourning. More on Rossetti and co’s curious but longstanding fixation with the #wombat here: publicdomainreview.org/essay/o...

the lads

watched Zohran's victory speech with the baby. no screen time under 18 months except video chatting with family.... and libbing the fuck out

legendary stuff from my close personal friend @boringstein.bsky.social

someone at the playground called kiddo's eye color "mysterious." next best thing to being the protagonist of reality is having a child who is the protagonist of reality....

Now playing (12:15 PM PST): "Kuroneko" (1968) By Kaneto Shindō Runtime: 100 min.

haven't done a lot of movie watching lately but did see Bring Her Back last night. that movie has some nasty stuff in it!!

please leave me alone 😭

msnbc dad david byrne is so important to me

small potatoes considering what's going on these days, but I do not like to live in a world in which the [app licensed by the] public library tells me a book has expired

bro,,

not sure how to approach this without evincing overwhelming disdain for your client, but they just..... tweeted it out....

are there any search engines that allow you to default to results Before The Slop Era yet?

this is cool but I can't get through the video due to Ocean Terrors

Isaac chotiner will never force me to reveal that I am full of shit!!! it won't happen to me!!

a whole new era of speech act theory incoming

forgot about this. no takers so far. last call.

love seeing harebrained ahistorical political commentary the clicking through to the profile and seeing that OP is a poli sci prof

I made a site to get recipes from certain genocide tarnished publications. worstwizard.online/nyetcooking Just put a url in there and it will make you a recipe card that you can print or save as markdown

thank you Ezra Klien and his many quoters for forcing me finally to figure out how to disable autoplay on this website

my Christian school made me sign a petition to get a Marilyn Manson concert canceled when I was in third grade

Rare Shadow Event 👍

made Colorado peach sherbet with pickled peaches to serve. come on over if you want some.

you can't be doing that, baby

that's not very montessori of you, baby

"how am i going to explain gay people to my kids" my man I was on a hike with my family and my wife mentioned "grizzly man," I had to explain grizzly man to my kids. you need to get onto my fucking level. we must have talked about grizzly man for forty five minutes and i felt every one

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