Well it’s officially the 19th now so Happy Birthday to me! Fuck I’m old, lol!

Fuck it, it’s the 19th of February in some places so it’s technically my birthday now. So happy birthday to me! Also, I’ll be cheeky and greedy and if you fancy dropping me some birthday money I’m posting a PayPal under this. Normally I don’t ask, but I want treats 😅

Had a beard trim, what do you think?

Saw Iron Lung and I liked it. Best movie ever? Nope, but I had fun. I am way happier paying to see an independent movie by Markiplier than some lazy cash grab. Plus, I assumed it wouldn’t get an international release so glad to be able to see it on the big screen.

Was asked to prove my back hairiness, here is the proof and once again I’m reminded of the rather large tattoo. Yes, I can’t see it so I forget all the time.

Why is the world so dumb? We have all these political dramas and clever espionage in movies and TV while in the real world Epstein is sending out FNAF porn. It would be funny if it wasn’t so horrific.

Well I learnt that a lot of AI bots are on BlueSky, my tattoo question suddenly got spammed with AI replies. I think I just need to have a look at art that matched what I was. Thank you for the genuine human replies, sorry but only 1 hour in and I had to remove the post

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Any way to keep up with the news without wanting to scream and scream and scream? Finding hard to balance keeping up to date without wanting to hang myself. Any tips appreciated :3

£600? Yeah, no, sorry. I am not even that into how they look.

@jacobspencer04.bsky.social Think it’s about time someone gifted you some art! Little doodle of your dudele!

Making Bear soup! *cannot guarantee body hair free portions*

So normally when I get spam Telegram; which is quite often, I just send back filthy porny stickers, however it failed today because the spammer is into the filthy porn.

@del-luxxy.bsky.social Going back over my doodles I do realise I just torture the poor kitty with mean doodles. Not saying I’m *sorry* about it, just acknowledging it.

@ohmyrichard.bsky.social I have done some very silly doodles that make next to zero sense out of context. Cam is very fun to draw though

Have done a little painting recently, a kind gift of a model which I’ve since painted. Really tried to dry brush more than I’m used to to make the black parts look less flat.

I loved Simon the Sorcerer, and it was the 30th anniversary recently and there was a prequel game. It was, okay, for an adventure game it was quite easy. There were… other things I kinda liked. *cough*

Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays and a wonderful New Year to everyone! X

So someone is being weird and is signing me up for random things. First it was a psoriasis help group then a fragrance thing? It feels like they’re trying to make me feel self conscious saying I have bad skin and smell. Jokes on them, I already hate myself, their trolling is ineffective

Low effort Tummy Tuesday? Don’t mind if I do

Saw Zootropolis 2 just now and it was alright, I am always very aware how sequels are usually bad and this one didn’t fall into that trap. Wild it was a 10 year gap between movies though.

Okay, jacket and I’m now a professor…

Been almost a year since I’ve had to be in office; so… yeah. Lift selfie, it’s been a while

Trump practicing before his meet up with president Bill “Bubbah” Clinton.

Full length mirror so mandatory full body. Them’s the rules

There was an meme going around about an invisible man, and it was just floating robes and undies. Here is my take on how it’d look not invisible. Wow, that was a clunky sentence

@cosmicwuffy.bsky.social *sigh* It’s a living. Modding Cosmic’s stream is not the cash cow I thought it would be, despite all his Vine money. So had to get a part time job at Tooters. Shame they didn’t have anything free in my size. Thank you Cosmic for this, an absolutely handsome OrcBear!

@pktbearillustrator.bsky.social managing to squeak in an orc before the end of Orctober, here is Pocket Bear’s wonderful take on OrcBear. Don’t trust that smile, he will eat all your snacks.

It’s October but I really don’t have a scary spoopy version of OrcBear, but I do have a zonked out hypno version which is a little scary I guess. An old one by @anothermeekone.bsky.social

If we needed any more proof we’re in the worst timeline. This is Strictly Come Dancing, doing a dance of the Minecraft movie. God is dead and we killed them.

Sitting here, doing nothing. “Man it would be cool to dress up and learn the moves to My Little Soda Pop!” … Remembering I’m an unfit middle aged man who would get out of breath walking to the car. At least it better than the other random intrusive thoughts.

Had the COVID/Flu jab this morning and I’m now dying. Pray for me. (Also it really hurt my arm, lol)

Made this for a friend 7 years ago (fucking hell), a David Bowie Zangoose. Was quite proud of him and thought I’d sell them as stickers and it took about 2 milliseconds to get a cease and desist. Still, love the design

Looking pretty fuzzy

I am so glad to come in late for Cyberpunk 2077, got it on Switch 2 and I’m loving it, the mouse controls are great and I’m just going around doing nothing but gigs and it’s so fun.

Little lumberjack mini, I tried to make a monarch butterfly but it’s *tiny*.

Happy first of OrcTaurBear!

Easter Bunny Mini!

I did try to dress up for my time in Phantasialand’s F.L.Y. section, however I’m fat and most clothes didn’t fit 😔

PlopsaLand is the final park and while it’s a cute park the highlight is The Ride To Happiness. This is the best coaster of the trip, it’s fast, has loads of inversions and each cart spins. It’s also so nice to have a coaster that is all good vibes, it’s scary but it doesn’t lean into that.

I really regret not getting this as a souvenir, but I couldn’t get a notepad just because of the image. But it’s a boar but as a lucky cat! Parc Astérix had a few boar souvenirs, and we got a plush instead, but I’ll miss this little guy.

Parc Astérix is the penultimate park at its great, however there wasn’t a good park entrance pick so instead, here is me, 35 feet in the air because the place serving the cherry coke only lets you drink if you’re at the “bar”. I was very tired and thirsty, so vertigo lost.

4th park of the trip. So turns out Niglo is the Romani word for hedgehog, thus the name. Have to admit more than once have I done a double take when noticing their brochures laying around. It was an okay park, more family park though.

So mid way though my holiday. Two years in the making we’re doing a tour of European theme parks and it’s been going well! Have been to Efteling, Phantasialand and Europa-Park and ridden some stunning rides. Three more parks to go, all in France. Shattered but so glad to see them all.

I had one (1) Long Island Ice Tea and I’m drunk. Yay!

Oooo I hope the Nintendo Direct has a new Farming sim? Or a 3D 2D HD JRPG! We desperately need some of those sort of games on Switch

Okay, found out about some of the concept art for FNAF Secret of the Mimic, which can be found by the artist here; sabinebelofsky.art/client-work/... I love seeing the Captain in full but I adore the look of him in the background for the parrot ideas. Look at the zoom in!! He’s great!