My Splatoon guy is done! Shoes and gun were little key ring trinkets but the rest is all me! Please let us have beards for real Nintendo

@bearthug.bsky.social @chompthepup.bsky.social went to Confuzzled and got me this *awesome* shirt, I love it! Zug zug

Male pattern baldness, in my Splatoon? It's more likely than you think.

Okay, I'm going to give this a go, my own Splatoon Octoling because Nintendo won't let you play as bearded 40 year olds.

Update; Ow. Who knew tattoos hurt?

Done! Thanks to @motfal.art for the art. By Luke Downing at Rose & Thorn Tattoo Studio

Inky time! Ow.

So it’s been a habit to do a quick sketch when I visit places, here’s one I did today of Kraków’s Market.

My going out to explore fit, with my manly pink mermaid rucksack.

So, Mario Galaxy movie was fun, like pure bubblegum movie but was loving all the dumb references. Wild Fox McCloud was added

BEARS BEARS BEARS

Was given polymer clay as a birthday gift so tries my hand at making OrcBear. He was a challenge but I think I did alright!

Um, hello Matt Berry at the Oscars. You’re looking, how you say, hot as fuck?!

Just need to get it stabbed into me!!

Tattoo Com of three real familiar fellas! for dearest @cavezero.bsky.social!

Behold the CocaCola Artemis Space Marine

Was given a rather classic Warhammer figurine from a friend and I had a silly idea I had to try out…

I love this so much, what a happy OrcBear!!

Well it’s officially the 19th now so Happy Birthday to me! Fuck I’m old, lol!

Fuck it, it’s the 19th of February in some places so it’s technically my birthday now. So happy birthday to me! Also, I’ll be cheeky and greedy and if you fancy dropping me some birthday money I’m posting a PayPal under this. Normally I don’t ask, but I want treats 😅

Had a beard trim, what do you think?

Saw Iron Lung and I liked it. Best movie ever? Nope, but I had fun. I am way happier paying to see an independent movie by Markiplier than some lazy cash grab. Plus, I assumed it wouldn’t get an international release so glad to be able to see it on the big screen.

Was asked to prove my back hairiness, here is the proof and once again I’m reminded of the rather large tattoo. Yes, I can’t see it so I forget all the time.

Why is the world so dumb? We have all these political dramas and clever espionage in movies and TV while in the real world Epstein is sending out FNAF porn. It would be funny if it wasn’t so horrific.

Well I learnt that a lot of AI bots are on BlueSky, my tattoo question suddenly got spammed with AI replies. I think I just need to have a look at art that matched what I was. Thank you for the genuine human replies, sorry but only 1 hour in and I had to remove the post

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Any way to keep up with the news without wanting to scream and scream and scream? Finding hard to balance keeping up to date without wanting to hang myself. Any tips appreciated :3

£600? Yeah, no, sorry. I am not even that into how they look.

@jacobspencer04.bsky.social Think it’s about time someone gifted you some art! Little doodle of your dudele!

Making Bear soup! *cannot guarantee body hair free portions*

So normally when I get spam Telegram; which is quite often, I just send back filthy porny stickers, however it failed today because the spammer is into the filthy porn.

@del-luxxy.bsky.social Going back over my doodles I do realise I just torture the poor kitty with mean doodles. Not saying I’m *sorry* about it, just acknowledging it.

@ohmyrichard.bsky.social I have done some very silly doodles that make next to zero sense out of context. Cam is very fun to draw though

Have done a little painting recently, a kind gift of a model which I’ve since painted. Really tried to dry brush more than I’m used to to make the black parts look less flat.

I loved Simon the Sorcerer, and it was the 30th anniversary recently and there was a prequel game. It was, okay, for an adventure game it was quite easy. There were… other things I kinda liked. *cough*

Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays and a wonderful New Year to everyone! X

So someone is being weird and is signing me up for random things. First it was a psoriasis help group then a fragrance thing? It feels like they’re trying to make me feel self conscious saying I have bad skin and smell. Jokes on them, I already hate myself, their trolling is ineffective

Low effort Tummy Tuesday? Don’t mind if I do

Saw Zootropolis 2 just now and it was alright, I am always very aware how sequels are usually bad and this one didn’t fall into that trap. Wild it was a 10 year gap between movies though.

Okay, jacket and I’m now a professor…

Been almost a year since I’ve had to be in office; so… yeah. Lift selfie, it’s been a while

Trump practicing before his meet up with president Bill “Bubbah” Clinton.

Full length mirror so mandatory full body. Them’s the rules

There was an meme going around about an invisible man, and it was just floating robes and undies. Here is my take on how it’d look not invisible. Wow, that was a clunky sentence

@cosmicwuffy.bsky.social *sigh* It’s a living. Modding Cosmic’s stream is not the cash cow I thought it would be, despite all his Vine money. So had to get a part time job at Tooters. Shame they didn’t have anything free in my size. Thank you Cosmic for this, an absolutely handsome OrcBear!

@pktbearillustrator.bsky.social managing to squeak in an orc before the end of Orctober, here is Pocket Bear’s wonderful take on OrcBear. Don’t trust that smile, he will eat all your snacks.

It’s October but I really don’t have a scary spoopy version of OrcBear, but I do have a zonked out hypno version which is a little scary I guess. An old one by @anothermeekone.bsky.social