Happy first of OrcTaurBear!

Easter Bunny Mini!

I did try to dress up for my time in Phantasialand’s F.L.Y. section, however I’m fat and most clothes didn’t fit 😔

PlopsaLand is the final park and while it’s a cute park the highlight is The Ride To Happiness. This is the best coaster of the trip, it’s fast, has loads of inversions and each cart spins. It’s also so nice to have a coaster that is all good vibes, it’s scary but it doesn’t lean into that.

I really regret not getting this as a souvenir, but I couldn’t get a notepad just because of the image. But it’s a boar but as a lucky cat! Parc Astérix had a few boar souvenirs, and we got a plush instead, but I’ll miss this little guy.

Parc Astérix is the penultimate park at its great, however there wasn’t a good park entrance pick so instead, here is me, 35 feet in the air because the place serving the cherry coke only lets you drink if you’re at the “bar”. I was very tired and thirsty, so vertigo lost.

4th park of the trip. So turns out Niglo is the Romani word for hedgehog, thus the name. Have to admit more than once have I done a double take when noticing their brochures laying around. It was an okay park, more family park though.

So mid way though my holiday. Two years in the making we’re doing a tour of European theme parks and it’s been going well! Have been to Efteling, Phantasialand and Europa-Park and ridden some stunning rides. Three more parks to go, all in France. Shattered but so glad to see them all.

I had one (1) Long Island Ice Tea and I’m drunk. Yay!

Oooo I hope the Nintendo Direct has a new Farming sim? Or a 3D 2D HD JRPG! We desperately need some of those sort of games on Switch

Okay, found out about some of the concept art for FNAF Secret of the Mimic, which can be found by the artist here; sabinebelofsky.art/client-work/... I love seeing the Captain in full but I adore the look of him in the background for the parrot ideas. Look at the zoom in!! He’s great!

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@xxsl33pypossxx.bsky.social went and continued OrcBear’s indulgence, after filling the tank with mead he’s now topping it off with meat! Standing is now a bit much, so time to air those paws, hang up the axe and let things digest while sat in a nice comfy chair!

Throwback to 2021, I was fatter then, I miss that chunk 😔

I see the UK is still getting Zootropolis rather than Zootopia

@xxsl33pypossxx.bsky.social decided OrcBear needed a drink, however this orc really loves his mead and may have over indulged. Thankfully there was a table ready to help take the load. Thank you so much for this work of OrcBear, he’s never been so handsome!

Sexy cowboy Orc mini video

Sexy Santa mini painting video

This may help give an idea of scale.

What better way to compliment a sexy Santa than a sexy cowboy Orc? What a fun combo

Well he won’t be finished tonight, I’m going out, but I’m happy with him so far!

He did not sit in snow…

Yeah he’s gonna be beary.

So my um… Santa with a package mini arrived, so I couldn’t resist stating to paint him immediately

It’s kinda funny how my entire feed is being boy really coy as well as super hopeful and excited. It’s like seeing a bunch of kids excited for Christmas

Oh my goodness, please say it’s true that the Cheeto bit the dust

Monday bath time!

Rant/vent warning. I miss satire, especially political satire. Loved Have I Got News for You and Radio 4 comedy but real life is so FUCKING stupid it killed satire. You can’t joke about stuff when real life is so dumb you wouldn’t believe it if it was written into a show. Fuck Trump BTW x

Pandaren Monk is now painted, again I tried to keep the colour palette similar to how it was painted in the twin pack but it’s also a lot lighter. Also I tried to make the base look like jade but… meh

Tummy Tuesday!

Leg

Repainted another McFarlane figurine, this time a Dwarf. Should’ve taken “before” pics but I’m dumb.

So, my friend @chompthepup.bsky.social was curious if I could try and make a Dingodile and here is my attempt. Two balls of foil, covered in air dry clay and then painted. I’m quite proud of this, not made much out of clay but this is quite obviously Dingodile.

Rant/vent warning. Why are Sales People like toddlers? Every time I clearly explain something, “But why?” Explain the costs. “Why is it so expensive?” Explain why the costs are expensive. “Why can’t we use someone else cheaper?” Explain they are the only service available. “Why though?” 🫠

Curse of being fat and hairy, boob sweat. You can see the hairs that are all wet 😔

When things get ORCward, grin and BEAR it! @cosmicwuffy.bsky.social did a wonderful emote of OrcBear, looking a beary and pudgy as ever! Please give Cosmic a watch on Twitch!

Oh, hello Orge Lord for HeroQuest; Against the Ogre Horde. So… heyyyyyy

So started on my HeroQuest Ogre painting, think it’s coming out pretty alright.

Looks like someone got away with swearing in the game. I mean, bollocks is not a terrible swear word but still…

Other idea for a tattoo would be taiyaki, but I don’t know how to make it work. Yeah it’s a nice fish shape but without an opening it’s just a brown fish, if it open how do you get across red bean paste?

In dumb tattoos I wanna get, since my left arm is all Japanese inspired stuff I am thinking of getting a takoyaki tattoo. I would make the shavings more pink and it would be more stylised but have I got too silly with ideas. I dunno I feel it’s fitting.

Oh yes, bruise got nice a big! I guess I’m thankful it’s not my wanking hand or I’d be in real trouble.

Fell over 3 times today, winded myself and oh boy this bruise is going to be *gorgeous* Maybe I can’t ice skate!

Sultry look or trapped gas? You decide.

God you know what I could murder right now? Apple Jack cereal. Why does all the cereal here suck? I know, it’s healthier, non carcinogenic and far less sugar, but I want my yummy trash.

I’m sorry but what the fuck America? Like, it just keeps getting weirder and we can’t help but hear about it. Trump is wandering on the roof of the White House shouting at the press? If it wasn’t so horrific it’d be hilarious.

@thesintaur.bsky.social Happy Bowser day! Or… OrcBearBowser

This was a surreal thing to see while in town today.

Went ice skating today, been maybe 30 years since I’ve done it, not quite “riding a bike” mentality, I wasn’t very good. I did only eat shit once, so that’s nice