Why do some people be fuckin at their grandmas house? Laying spread out like a fucking turkey on a flowery couch with three hundred doilies and ceramic angels watching. Grandma don't wanna clean up your santorum.

Kiss me goodbye, I'm defying sanity.

Cake Pop Semen Chuggers.

Take me by the hand, take me somewhere new.

Fooken love broccoli 🥦💕

Sometimes I don't understand... and that's fine!

Eagerly awaiting Krampus

The Wonderfully Weird World Of Gumball is not holding back

I wonder what Goldie Hawn is doing.

For being my favorite Disney movie, I really wish the ending for Beauty and the Beast was different 🐗

Someone needs to hydrate more

If I had a Star Wars-sona it would be a Force-Kin

don't give up fat tanuki

A aame suggestion for any up and coming Korean-American drag queens - Anne Young.

The lights! Woah!

Don't worry, I got you. feat Nickleback - Hero.

important

Its like Sophie's Choice!

Horny but looking for that good porn to goon at = Food is ready, but I need to find something to watch on YouTube

I will post a little gif of me dancing naked if you promise to follow my 0nlyFans so I can become rich with little to no effort. Support my fried chicken addiction please.

What's the worst thing that could have happened?

I come in two flavors.

Who would win a fist fight, Brooklyn Bounce or Paffendorf?

Kumof Fxkitha Fehllp

What a great bonding experience 🤭 Comm for @gabel256.bsky.social & @nellory.bsky.social

I blew out the speakers on my phone...‽

Awrrr, I also wanna go to NFC... Stupid money...

How to: Summon Krampus.

A big thank you to @palehorntea.bsky.social for this cozy commission.

I kinda like the expression "I bought tickets to that" as a way of saying that it's something you believe in or agreeing to something. "Santa is real!" "Yeah, I bought tickets to that!"

I need to calm down, everything is fine, I'm an adult + I need carbs.

I wanna play OW but its no fun right now, I just get grouped up with crying children and man babies with anger issues. -.- I just wanna play with chill people and talk about stupid stuff

Why do I get social anxiety over joining a Discord server?

A spicy video from my upcoming game... If you want to join the beta test, make sure to join the Discord server!

Me, watching someone sprain their ankle. "Weird flex, but okay..."

Happy happy Saturday!

Weekend!

Tiddies and such

Oh Hai

There's something about the gays™ posing naked with "insert holiday decoration" around their dick that I just find a bit distasteful. But you do you boo, get them coins.

It's been a while since I did a #FursuitFriday have some @tuskyboar.bsky.social

I haven't been excited for a game release in ages. I can't even remember what game it was. I guess only things starting in F are things I'm looking forward to nowadays.. Friends.. Food.. Free time..etc

The team is fucking nothing without me.

Names of pasta makes great cat names.

Recap time!

byeeee~

I'm horny today 🥴 am however stuck with work... 😩 I blame @brisket.ad.bull.contact for this entire thing!

Can I have a werewolf boyfriend please? ✨

If I were to need glasses, you think these type of frames would work for me?