What's up with this wobble...?

👅

It's spicy weather

During spring break from college, you decided to take a trip. Traveling can get expensive, so luckily, your dad’s friend, Mr. Bao, let you stay the night at his log cabin The next morning, Mr. Bao, half asleep, wandered into your room 💤 _ Mr. Bao’s ass will be up for adoption tomorrow at 2 PM EST 🐼

"Hell of a game rookie." Toffee suddenly reveals a worn-out jock from his pockets and dangles it in front of Alakai with a smug grin. "Let's find somewhere a little more private so I can reward my most valuable player." (🎨 for @alakaithecollie.bsky.social)

💦hey there puppy~💦 💦how about you come here and show daddy watcha got?💦 artist: yodigbiy.bsky.social

Rocketship!

I like the muzzle more tbh... But I'm being fat doggo rn

Behold! The Swedish kebab pizza with fries! Also with garlic sauce and spicy kebab sauce. This is one of many variations out there.

Please convince me to not order pizza... I really want pizza though..

🌕🐺WOLF ENCOUNTER🐺🌕

Brain: Don't forget to remind your friends that you exist every day otherwise they'll leave you and will never talk to you again! And when you do, you now seem like a very needy person! So your friends will stop talking to you. Me: what should I do? Brain: Maybe posts nudes for random validation‽🙃

Fuck! I wish I had ice cream 😫 I would suck dick for soft serve!

I'm having a shitty day. Please pet me 😔

Chow time!

"food blogger voice" - wait you guys! I'm scared!

He has knot!!

I'll making something that could be quite spicy for dinner. I do enjoy spicy food, but my gut doesn't always agree... I'm pregretting this...

My new pawbs came today from @v-art.co.uk and my pupfit is completed‽

😴

Maybe I day dream of sucking my friends dicks maybe just a little too often? Nah!

Only 500 hours of work left today

Food bloggers be like: One day I was in the mood for some Italian food and I found this hidden gem that no one talks about! They serves most authentic Neapolitan pizza that you could ever find, it's a small hole in the wall, mom and pop off the street location.. In Napoli, Italy.

I been tinkering around with custom reticles in #Overwatch So to anyone who is even remotely interested, these are the settings for #Lifeweaver

I made food!

An evening with Asgore 🍆

Keeping it together on this Monday morning.

I got a cool physical game! One of my favorites.

Genie in a bottle is one of my favorite songs ever.

If I were to visit Amsterdam in the end of August, where would a good place be to stay be if I'm willing to commute 30 min to get to the central station? Just curious.

If you gonna make porn, at least make sure your pet is not in the video, I find that to be so weird and unsettling watching a guy jerk off and their small dog is just sitting in the back minding its own business.

Good night. I wonder what I will dream about...

T^T

I did three nifty things in the same game, and the amount of saves I did just for the person to just jump back in and die again.... fml

Be nice?

What's in your pasta salad? Also what kind of pasta?

If you have a mirror pointed directly at your bed, some entity will crawl out of it and give you night terrors. So yeah, have fun with that 😅

I need to clean my mirror 😅 [Wizhum - Neon Drift]

[⚠️CW: #Incest ⚠️] Gary and Zack feelings go deep but they're too nervous to confess . (Thank you @92husky.bsky.social for drawing my boy's so well!!!!)

It.. It might be a little low ?

🤣

There's a bee?!

Trying to revamp my oc uncle jirou

Whoops, my cock is fucking hard again!

Wfh.... and I need some help.

nana and chips having a little pup fun

Forget (not really) Girl Facts! Because here is Boy Facts! Boy Facts is the act of making up some random "fact" and presenting it with such conviction that you yourself start believing it. "Did you know that haloumi is not supposed to squeak when you chew it? That actually means it's overcooked!"

I'll try and treat each weekend like a mini vacation once July rolls around. Anyone wanna hang out?

Steamed ham