it was mf cold today

anyways ni hao…… who the fuck told bitches they was me now?

thanksgiving leftovers for breakfast 😋

having an apple cider margarita and baby back ribs for din din

gonna be a clown (predictable)

descartes:

going to a christmas ren faire i need outfit ideas

the romans to jesus

wait they made likes private

mary-anne: i’m mary-anne awkwafina: what is you talmbout

coworker tested positive for covid oh my goddddddddddddd

i’m mary-anne

NYC is on fire because Eric Adams took a hatchet to the Parks Department budget, firing 51 forestry specialists who remove the dead trees and invasive species most likely to ignite during dry periods.

blocks working like blockchains alaksjsnsskakaks this is not good i want to be nosy 😭😭😭😭😭😭

got told there’s a 40 minute wait for a 2-person table at turning point by a girl who looks like ugly betty

sittin on da toilet *tongue pop*

Rent due next week…Party at my house tonight free to get in….150 to GET OUT!!!!!

right now i’m in a state of mind…

good to know

Gucci gucci Louis Louis fendi fendi prada

a car just drove past my house….

made a starter pack of familiar faces from like 2017-2019 troll(not the horrible ones)/gay twitter, if you're familiar with me you will prob know them too :) rt if ur on it so familiar accounts find each other go.bsky.app/GtAHX3R

hi @bsky.app

now i have to wake up in the morning to feed these cats ugh i love them but can’t keep having my allergies flare up like this

they’re all cuddling 😭

okay goodnight

if you’re cute hi let me know so i can follow back

vibrator died thank god for this amber alert

tiwifecantread reincarnated soon to be private

my chanelnumbertwo and tiwifecantread personalities integrating

all this needs is a turn off reposts button and we’re golden

me when i’m CEO of pretty corporation

just gonna leave these here

if we were mutuals pls let me know 😭😭😭

in order of acquisition we have millie, mama, and unnamed

just rescued a third cat i’m turning into my mother at an exponential rate

grad school prereqs

HIIIIII ITS BIG ANG

need to rework my website

I’m sorry for doing this, and I usually don’t ask for a lot on here … but can someone lease eat my pussy like a dehydrated orangutan locked in a room with a shot glass filled with tap water😭😭😭

HEY ITS BIG ANG

hi

will you serve your cuntry?

making the executive decision to extend my lunch 10 minutes because it was interrupted

anyways they got me

omg i forgot this existed

pretty sure my entire team is fed up and quitting within the next 2 months