But I thought we keep getting told by these pollsters that we're gonna elect a gazillion Reform MP's at the next election 🤔

Just watching Boyzone on breakfast & I only have one question...... When does a boyband stop being a boyband & become a middle-aged-men band 🤔

Forget about bed hair - I appear to have bed eyebrow this morning 😀

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I look like I should have been on that march in London at the weekend 😳😂

This morning, London side streets reek with the lingering stench of stale piss That's the headline I would use if I were a journalist.

The news saturation from the BBC on the murder of a US right-wing political influencer, largely unknown in the UK is questionable. Its almost like they are trying to create name recognition to a martyr for the UK's political right 🤔 Subliminal journalism at work here folks.

there’s a tweet for every occasion

The UK media silence (or effective burying) of this tells you everything you need to know about the state of the UK media. Those who own it or run it are trying to dictate the political narrative in the country. America was manipulated by it's media and ended up with a pedophile as their president.

I've signed - sick of the blanket coverage for Farage from the media (BBC)

Ok let’s do this

Just had a bath - now having to sit here & wait till I stop sweating before I get dressed

I want the full length version of this potential number one hit song… 😉

No deal - quelled suprise 🙄 Trump's ego & narcissistic vanity in thinking he can "negotiate" a deal with Putin now means more Ukrainians will get murdered in their own country. And yet the BBC continues to try & give credibility to the bullshit that comes out of his mouth! Why?

Nature's Art

Off for a heart check-up in an hour. Just had a bath & now I'm sat here sweating harder than a priest in a whorehouse 🙄

I feel sorry for Zelensky - he's literally become a pawn in a political pissing contest between Europe, the US & Russia. And for all those advocating the the UK should disarm our Nuclear defenses - well, Ukraine is what happens when you do that!

As he got older, Bagpuss had to get up several times to go for a pee - which drove all his friends demented.

Managed to drag my arse out the flat & go for a walk

Loads of tributes to Biddy Baxter today. But let's not forget she sacked presenter Michael Sundin when she found out he was gay!

New YouGov polling. A monumental failure of our political class to educate, a monumental failure of our media to report fairly, for a generation

Be more Ralph 😀

Those complaining about a Big Brother state because of the new age restriction rules on the Internet appear to have missed the memo about how your movements can be tracked all over the country simply by owning a phone.....

Today, we remember and celebrate Janey Godley.

Me sat here waiting on my mood busting pill to kick in, otherwise I'd be posting cranky grumpy shit on here 😳

No matter how much you shuffle shite, it's still shite.

#MCM [i] insert some sage thought for the day here [/i]

Tell me you've been in hospital without telling me you've been in hospital 🤔😀

Yay - they've let me out

The face of someone who may have to stay in for another night cos my blood pressure is too low.

Meh - the face of someone who feels like he's been kneed in the groin & then thrown up their meal. 🤮 Thank god I've got social media to take my attention 🫵👍

Operation done & dusted.

Maybe the BBC could have their beloved Farage comment on this

It's definitely a fan-on day

Here’s some interesting stats from the Lib Dems. Lots of people complaining, but nothing being done about the lack of impartiality from the BBC. It’s time their extreme right agenda was stopped. I don’t want to wait another 2 years for the contracts to run out. Gibb and Davies will strip it.

You know when the BBC has become the gutter press when they prioritise the sordid life of a tv celeb over the state visit of the French President

Isn't the only genuine response to this post.... "duh!" The fact that this is being used as a stick to beat the government with is nothing more than performative journalism. It wouldn't matter which political party was in government, the result of this poll would be exactly the same 🙄

They really didn't think that headline through did they....

Trump Fragrances - smells like bullshit 😜

Orban tried to ban the Pride march - the people of Hungary said NO! This is amazing 😎

‪WELL SAID THANK YOU SIR @chrisbryant1962.bsky.social‬

Trump drops bombs on Iran meanwhile 👇

See's a tv documentary titled The Bush Years Is dissapointed to learn it's not about 1970's porn 🙁

This morning's musing.... When did we stop having a pantry in our home? The demise of the pantry has gone unnoticed 🤔

Shorts on - tennis on telly. How's your day?

America is fucked Trump fucked it MAGA fucked it Musk fucked it FOX NEWS fucked it The idolatry of personal wealth fucked it Fake Christianity fucked it The lack of educating its kids fucked it America is fucked And Trump protege Farage will do the same to the UK Why is our media enabling it??

Up early cos I couldn't sleep. Puts telly on - 20,000 channels showing teleshopping! And people wonder why the high streets are dead 🙄

Our town has a pissing cherubs fountain